On a date

>on a date
>she mentions she likes real madrid
>immediately blurt out "oh what part of madrid are you from?"
>still khhv

nice

You should introduce her to Sup Forums. It's the only way you don't look like an ass. You'll just look like a weirdo who's on Sup Forums too much.

at least you didn't call her senpai

lel, topsperg

kys

You should of asked if it was okay if you supported Fake Madrid.

You did good OP. Bandwagoners need to be put in their place.

>Didn't immediately yell out TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU atop your lungs
What a pleb

>not "what part of Real are you from?"

>on a date
>she knows more about tactics than me

>on a date
>she mentions that her favourite player is Zidane
>tip my fedora to her and say "I rate Zidane" in a condescending tone
>still khv

Why are you dating muslims in the first place?

Not that bad, at least you didn't yell TSUU or penaldo or some other thing.

this fuck off OP

>on a date
>she mentions she's a real football nerd xd and that her favorite team is barcelona
>i ask her what she thinks of tiki taka being a modern incarnation of the schalker kreisel and whether iniesta being a centromediano metodista changed football
>never heard from her again

>thinking this is football nerdism
Come back when you know teams and players and historical tables from shit leagues all around the world (thank you for making me enlightened, /bet/).

nah, i wouldn't claim that here on spuh. but you would wonder how much you seem like buddha if you even know what a schalker kreisel is irl. meat space is full of newfags.

is /bet/ kill?

>on a date
>she mentions she likes liverpool
>immediately blurt out "muh 96"
>crushes me to death after refusing to pay for a cinema ticket

make a thread, I'll always be up for degeneracy

If I've learned anything from Sup Forums, it's that you can't say words like centromediano metodista without tipping your fedora so it's probably your fault.

>how do you feel about liberos
>h-he's pretty cool

Definitely a better answer than "they're comfy".

based amriGODS saving THEIR (ELITE) board

>'What kind of music are you into, user?'
>Give her a brief 15 minute overview of my Eurovision book and why racial politics in Sweden make them the value underdog
>She goes to the bathroom and never comes back

>german humor

>girl tells me she supports liverpool
>immediately develop an intense crush on her

This really happened
>On a date with a girl, went to a sports bar in London on her suggestion
>Pretty cool desu. She likes football and actually knows what she's talking about
>Has a season ticket for her local team and plays tennis so she's got a ridiculously hot body
>Conversation's easy even though we've only had a couple of drinks
>What could possibly go wrong?
>'Heh seems like we only talk about sports, user. You do have a life outside sports, right?'
>Open my mouth to say something not sports related
>Out of nowhere, a grossly overweight sweaty neckbearded 'man' tackles me to the floor
>Can smell the horrible mix of hotpockets and body odour
>Before I can say anything he bounces me out the door and says 'don't come back for 3 days'
He doesn't even work there ffs

>buy her 96 roses

did he receive any monetary compensation for his """work"""?

what was his level of enthusiasm like?

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>soccer

>on a date
>things go well we have a decen chat, some laughs
>suddenly she asks me if I put ketchup in the fridge
>mfw

>theres no room in the fridge for ketchup due to my extensive library

Doesn't matter. I know more about tactics...

...in bed!

>Girls
>Following a sports team

Is this a meme?

yeah...

..in your dreams!!

>
>ask what her favourite sport is
>rugby, she likes the Wallabies
>tell her to enjoy her 14 years of no bledisloe, and that Poopeelia is on poopetually pooper pooturbed and literally seething damage control and pooicide watch
>still khhv

Discord but we can't call ourselves /bet/

PLEASE lend me a fiver

>on a date
>she mentions she likes the Denver Broncoes
>immediately take out a shiv and stab >her in the leg
>still khhv

>inform her she won't be walking home alone

>Sweden
>the value underdog
SO cold and uncomfortable with his choreography. Compare that to the warmness of Gabbani's performance. Bulgaria should be the true 2nd place as of now.

Armenia is THE value underdog.

>on a date
>she tells me likes football
>ask her what she thinks of julien féret's heatmap and his position as a playmaking trequartista with fantasista tendencies
>'w-what?'
>'heh, sorry, got a bit carried away there'
>continue talking, actually goes well
>go back to my place
>quickly manage to hide my collection of banik most u-17 tactical analysis tapes
>start fooling around
>about to cum
>'OH YES BABY I WANT TO FUCK YOU THE SAME WAY THE BOSMAN ARREST HAS FUCKED OVER FOOTBALL IN EASTERN-EUROPE
>finish
>she immediately leaves, tripping over my collection of used shinpads from thai second division players I bought off e-bay
>never hear from her again

she made the right choice

Sounds like he took that really seriously

...

>doesn't even work there
Surely he would receive significant financial re-numeration for his supervisory activities

>on a date with girl from Florida
>refer to the univeristy of Florida as "U of F"
>she claims it's just "UF"
Who's right senpai?

...

the one with the bigger dick

haha

...

I'm going to steel this and open up a thread with it in a couple of days. Hope you're okay with it

Am I missing something or does this story just not make any sense?