Sports Betting

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't bet on sports for a living

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>would be barely breaking even without the 10/1 meme bet
yeah ok leaf

Show us the whole year

Give us a soccer bets lids. Ive been away for a few monthes. I will reciprocate with hockey bets.

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>Trying to make a living off a system that is expertly designed to milk money out of people who do it long-term.
Brain dead.

dish us a greasy fiver

How mad does this make you on a scale of 1 to 10?

that's just 1 (one) of my accounts LOL

I would bet any amount of money you are a lifetime loser sports betting.

3rd party audit only friend, not some 3 month little hot streak

show us all settled bets, bruv

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i'll take that bet buddy, wanna put $1000 USD on the line?

professional coin flipping.
unless you have insider info you are a mark.

Because I am a new fag that doesn't have the first clue on where to go and bet. pls help

just don't.
the worst possible thing to happen is if you win big on your first play. then you're hooked.

Email bet365 support. Ask for the PGA bonus

Discord is kill.

>bet365
>USA
No bully

Cybu with the DDOS

For me, it's a comfy night sleeping

t!fishy

What does "Cybu" mean?

F-felix?
Losing rball tips

Almagro sw is worth a smal desu

I bet during the WC and that was enough for me

Green men on suicide watch now their power is gone

Might order a kebab

Vee please think about your insides

SO hungry

I am not autistic enough to do that for a living

Me and ER having so much fun on the whatsapp chat

>why you don't bet on sports for a living

Either you have a huge bankroll and are extremely disciplined. Otherwise you're most likely worse off than you first started out and would have been better off investing in Bitcoin.

It's tantamount to buying lottery tickets every single day of your life.

Came here to post this

Am over 30 have bet thousands. In my life you barely win shit. Unless you know some insider shit. In a unknown Eastern eu. League you can't do it for a living. And cunt. Betting shops have fobt. Machines that some are hooked like crack. Tbh. It's better to have legal gambling here than a usa. Nanny state about it.. Most are responsible in eu.

Ha ha, please. Got yourself down as a professional gambler yet you have an active Bet365 account. They literally ban everyone who hints at winning. You are a degenerate who does their arse consistently if you have an unrestricted account. Get help.

because J West left us to work in high finance

is this the return of /bet/?

those threads used to be gold until they got obsessed with all those facebook faggots

My mate does it full. Time but he has some inside info. Not sure what site. I think he has a bet365too.lives in an ok apartment. Quit his job as a chef. You do need to be autistic about stats etc.

I'm not saying it can't be done full time, it can be done and I have met plenty of people that do it as a job. They are all disciplined and treat it exactly like that, a job. I'm just saying the hardest part of gambling is getting the money on without being restricted or banned by these parasites. In Aus. Bet 3.65 are known as the worst offenders. You have to go through everyone you know to keep an account for a week before you get banned again. Take one price that is overs, and the account is marked up and useless. I'm just saying that the OP is full of shit to be able to get on at B365 for plenty and be a winning punter. Just doesn't happen

>All these people responding to the known DAC slug that is Betashite
Just ignore him

t h i s

Congrats to anyone who can make money betting on sports. The house always wins so I figure I'd lose more than I won.

>for a living
Betting on sports is fun, but you have to have major autism to try to make a living out of it. You basically have to put in countless hours just to make low risk, low reward bets. It's much better to just bet casually to make sports a little more interesting while working a real career in which you don't have explain to people in real life, "M-my job? Oh, haha... I'm an online g-gambler haha. Y-yeah I still live at home."

shut up retard

Can anyone explain to me how games like these are possible? Basically you get to bet on either outcome and will either way cash out a victory of 63% of your stake. Is there any reason not to bet on games like these? Why doesn't everyone do it?

Just said this. My friend gave up a job as a chef and makes more cash online betting. He lives with a gf. Who is a bar manager there apartment is in an ok area

What's that website lad

betbrain.se but you would probably want to use betbrain.com

Because arbing on bubblegums will yield very little in the way of profits but see you get limited very quickly. Biggest waste of an account.

>but see you get limited very quickly
Why would they limit you? You aren't doing anything wrong by bettting on their odds and I don't suppose they can see that you are sure betting unless you place bets on sites that have the same owner.

And how do you consider a 63% profit to be small?

why don't we elect an Bet king and everyone follows the same bets he does

so we all get rich XD

It's only because the USA has retarded laws about gambling. Can't even bet fixed odds on horse racing for fucks sake. So fucking arse backwards over there. Nothing Autistic about filling your boots punting for a living.

These parasites parading as bookmakers only want degenerate gamblers playing with them that are going to tear up plenty of cash. Once they see that you know what you are doing and apply a profitable strategy with them. They ban you from the products. E.g getting banned from fixed odds racing products if you take overs off them and only let you bet tote only, product they dump back into the pools and make rebates on.

Well then, I suppose you would want to use this strategy as far as you can until they ban you. I personally have no interest in risky gambling that will likely leave you poorer than you were when you started. If they ban me because I make a profit, I honestly don't mind. As long as I get to take out that profit before the ban.

ladbrokes will ban you within 3 bets for doing that.

i wouldnt even arb it, i would just max stake on ladbrokes. their liability limits for e-sports are really pathetically low, like 100 AUD or your currency equivalent.

t. someone who got his account chinned

Yeah you will get banned by joints real quick if you are betting on shit that doesn't hold much cash like Korean kids playing video games as your bets will stick out like dogs balls. If you are betting into solid markets like horses and football you can last a bit longer. Ladbrokes used to be ok. Could still get into win 500 even when restricted. Now the account lasts a week and fixed odds are turned off. Probably gone through 10 accounts in friends names.

lad, im about to do this, what deposit/withdrawal methods do you use when you make accounts under your friends' names?

also for the swede, my ladbrokes account got gassed within 3 bets and they were on that Overwatch Nation Championship at blizzcon I believe. I think every bet i got on was priced around 1.72 to 2.2 while the real odds were about 1.15. They ban people based off two things. Firstly, are you hammering odds not at the market price? you will be chinned like i did. Secondly, if you're betting on anything and you have a small upswing of 1-2k, you will be limited instantly. They ban a lot of mug punters like this too. I only won about 200 off them before they told me off. they're a weak firm

I last a bit longer as I bet mainly on horses. I do my form and find overs that way. Backing a horse from 10s and it starting 3.50 will get an account noticed by the traders in there. They are all about risk management and will restrict any money like that. The best way about getting on in friends names is to make sure they sign up from an unknown IP. Then get a burner SIM card for your phone so the IP is different as all firms have IP trace to stop these bowler accounts. Have your friends make their FB and other social media private so they can't link you through that. Then deposit cash in through newsagencies which is easy enough. Good luck mate, but I think the markets you bet in wouldn't hold much action and you'll probably get found out pretty quickly anyways. Horses you can go undetected for a little while at least.

I do believe you but it still sounds fucking stupid. Why would they have these high odds in the first place if they don't want people to bet on them? And what business is it of theirs what odds other betting sites have? What was their exact reason for banning you? Were your money/winnings taken away from you? Real nice bookmaker that allows you to play as long as you lose.

Poker is more profitable.

On those markets like e-sports, there is no one who knows enough or cares enough to price them properly leaving big discrepancies in the prices for someone who has an idea. The thought process behind it is offer it to sucker the gambler in and keep low limits on it. They know it isn't a money spinner. They just want to keep the gambler around in the hope they get hooked on the higher turnover/profit sports and racing. Maybe even get them into the online casino.

because I am not a degenerate and like having money

Betting has overrun, Poker has the rake. Same shit that makes it unattractive in the long run.

*overround

because corporate bookmakers dont have the same risk management software that asian books have. they are utterly exposed and lose hundreds of thousands on weird soccer games and even weirder sports (i cant say too much because im well under a radar).

Corporate books are highly profitable because they entice mug punters. Their strategy is to use the wallets of degenerate gambling addicts to keep them afloat. The sports betting shit is just a hook, its not their moneymaker. The real money is in their casino games. Mug punters bet on retarded shit with 130%-150% overround and always lose. They offer obscure markets as a way to one-up other corporates but they don't really want you lurking on 5th division czech games. Mug punters also like to waste money on casino shit so go figure.

what the hell happened to /bet/? been gone for a few months and was hoping to find the general, but no dice

This site went to garbage

Yuropoors spam redundant soccer threads all day and anything that doesn't get bumped in an hour gets archived.

this desu. all the old /bet/ posters were old muggy brits who were incredibly bad at betting. They got all salty when they got called out and then they all left to discord.

now we can have a nice thread about betting without their shitposting disguised as "tips"

deposited 300£ today on my day off already got it up to 540£
thinking about withdrawing the 300£ and then using then continuing with the other 240£

95% of people who bet regularly are degenerate fuck ups

i like to think it's more like 99.9%

>feels good to be in the .01% of betting population LOL