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Carson Cox
The Jester Race is the VH1 version of Slaughter of the Soul. In Flames are not a poorly-done, warmed over Iron Maiden or Artillery; In Flames are the type of lame sing-along lite rock that can otherwise be found on the heavier Motley Crue LPs. The closest comparison I can think of would actually be the speed metal influenced Skid Row – Slave to the Grind but In Flames have more estrogen in their bloodstream. Medical literature reports that listeners testicles retreat into the body cavity upon hearing the opening riff. To make an In Flames album one must merely kidnap five relatively sane beer metal fans in Iron Maiden t-shirts, inject them with potent cocktails of various benzodiazepines, and buy them an afternoon of studio time. The Jester Race is what would result. In Flames were not a band who wanted to kill everyone like Metallica in 1983, rather they were the assholes in Animal House with the acoustic guitar attempting to make New Wave of British Heavy Metal music a few years later for born again Christians. In Flames are the Swedish Stryper.
Lincoln Jackson
glamies stay out
Blake Cox
Great album
Joshua Cox
kek
another 404?
Kevin Brown
Fourth for swedish mdm > finnish mdm
Angel Powell
What's wrong with Finnish people?
Brandon Cook
Jordan Lewis
Jari is a jew
Joshua Hernandez
>copypasting DMU
Boy did you play yourself if you wanted this to be taken somewhat seriously
Inbred autism and alcohol
Nolan Cook
Rate them
The Somberlain
Storm of the light's bane
Reinkaos
>still mad
kekd
Jeremiah Taylor
>bunch of black and heavy shitters
not surprised
Jordan Hill
enough of this, Time II fucking when?
Kevin Wood
Out of 10
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Carson King
>Rate them
Exactly that order
Adrian Turner
>implying mad
do you know where you are, boy
Juan Allen
got kicked out along with a buddy of mine from a in flames show for sparking up
which is bullshit because there were others who beat us to the punch
probably a good though, we got kicked out before in flames hit stage
skid row are nice though, they've guts
quit talking shit about my man seb and them
Caleb Torres
*blocks your path*
Aiden Scott
After Time I and the Forest Seasons, why would you even want that shit to ever be released? Their debut is by far their best, most accomplished and memorable album, and *it's not even that great*
Isaac Peterson
*throw a bottle of vodka to the side so that they swarm to it and continue down my paht*
Connor Martinez
Because Time II is supposed to be like their debut
According to Jari of course
If only
Austin Perez
finndeath > swedeath
melo is all around shit, you don't need to be saccharine and stand on pop structure crutches to be melodic
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Matthew Gomez
>best modern melodeath album is not from Sweden or Finland
Austin Morris
...
Alexander Lopez
not true btw
Josiah Myers
i dont think he wants to be there
Elijah Green
>According to Jari of course
>believing Jewri after this long
Jordan Cooper
>Demigod
>MDM
I refuse to engage with you in argument if you ever entertain this idea. You are officially wrong, and everything you've said, say and will say is and will be thoroughly ignored.
Leo Garcia
>Russiaboo meloshit from Italy
Cameron Ramirez
>when not even Jeff fucking Loomis can make your shitty melodeath band sound good
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John Stewart
>Because Time II is supposed to be like their debut
So what? The debut still exists and a second-hand, bloated copy of it released 15 years afterwards is NOT worth it. Zero merit. Sad!
Matthew Evans
I blame the rapefugee crisis
Logan Green
Stop crushing my dreams? That's Jari's job.
Lincoln Lewis
How actually fucked is your reading comprehension? I'm not claiming anywhere those are melodeath. I'm saying death metal can be (and is) melodic without the melodeath tropes of being saccharine and pop structures.
Christian Johnson
Read again
>melo is all around shit, you don't need to be saccharine and stand on pop structure crutches to be melodic
Demigod have plenty of leads that can be considered melodic despite the band not being melodic death metal, he never implied they were MDM, in fact he's making a case for why they really aren't.
Gabriel Perry
As fucked as your writing. Don't suddenly change subjects by means of vague, poor wording if you don't want to be misunderstood.
William Bennett
the absolute state of a retard's reading comprehension of a statement an elementary schooler can parse
Cooper Jenkins
You'll get better. I believe in you.
Easton Morgan
meh
pic related is the real deal sex appeal
Leo Phillips
THE FURYO STYLE IS IN MY BLOOD
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Brayden Myers
melodeath is basically video game music
Asher Long
they are the best melodeath band in general, old or new
only thing that has ever come close is above the weeping world because of its sheer emotional impact
Chase Torres
I miss the rampant ROTNS, Vektor and Dmshareguy posting
Easton Hernandez
thus spoke satan
Sebastian Bell
"no"
Grayson Cooper
>I share a general with people who legitimately unironically literally think this is true
Bentley Thompson
this
Matthew Gonzalez
if you feel strongly about melodeath you're a shithead anyway lol
Bentley Brooks
Holy shit 5 votes for melodeath, FIVE. Last thread it was only 4 (I say only but the fact that 4 people picked melodeath is astounding). Who are these people? Seriously identify yourself if you're one of those 5. I'd be less appalled if djent, nu-metal or deathcore was an option that got 5 votes, at least then you're showing your true colors that you're just a mallcore kid who's trying to hang out with the big boys. But fucking melodeath. Out of every subgenre to pick from in metal 5 people picked melodeath. Is there some untapped reservoir of legendary melodeath bands that we've all been completely blind to? Are there thousands of actually god-tier melodeath bands out there that unbeknownst to all of us have been pushing out quality releases since the genre's inception? Because right now Intestine Baalism and Arghoslent stand undisputed as the kings of the genre, and even they aren't that good. So for fuck's sake, let one of the five insane madmen come out from the shadows and announce to the rest of the thread their love for melodeath because I'm completely shocked that 1 person, let alone 5, would dare even CONSIDER placing melodeath as their favorite metal subgenre when asked such a question.
Parker King
>"strongly"
Are you perpetually anemic or what? Do you need a nurse to type your shitposts for you? Can you get out of bed to have a shit without someone guiding you to the toilet, at least?
Ryder Robinson
Jesus Christ I can't get over this, 5 people that browse this general unironically believe shit like this
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Is the musical apex of metal holy shit.
Asher Morgan
ROTNSposting and Vektorposting are unironically much better than whatever this shithole is obsessed with now
Cooper Adams
any recs for albums that sound as fucking evil/twisted as this? not raw/brutal as such, just depraved and fucked up
Sebastian Ramirez
>melodic """"death metal""""
remind me where the "death" part is in this genre
Logan Williams
Pretty sure those aren't the examples those people had in mind. Don't really care, however; I voted black metal.
Landon Lee
obsessed with tourist filtering (spots still open)
outside a handful of recordings, there isn't
Brandon Wright
Everything but the production (post-1995), leads and the twin riffing.
I swear this "lol melodeaf is not dm" is like dadaist revisionism that's only meant to stir shit rather than create solid discourse.
Jayden Phillips
I can't believe I share a general with 5 anons who believe a subgenre founded upon start/stop riffs with "GO" shouted during the pauses is the height of metal.
Cameron White
>melodic death metal is one album, and one album only
Nathaniel Sanchez
I agree brother. These guys must've been huge fans of the classics like Morbid Angel, Autopsy, and Immolation. You can really hear it in the music.
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Chase Mitchell
Where's the DMU lads when you need them
Bentley Adams
quick tell me the most metal baroque-era classical piece featuring a harpsichord playing in a harmonic minor
Ian Hill
Brutal as fuck. Real death metal for people who are really into metal.
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Christopher Stewart
not bad
Elijah Smith
correct
Aaron White
Replace one of the Naked Whipper albums with this
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Thomas King
daily reminder that only death is real
Alexander Mitchell
*blocks your path*
Colton Evans
Bestia Arcana - Holokauston maybe?
Alexander Morales
>A metalcore band covering "GO" by At The Gates featuring someone named Chris Nolan
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Hunter Scott
are the rest of his albums worth listening to? heard the first track on this one a couple days ago and it kicks ass. definitely getting it soon
Josiah Foster
thoughts?
Sebastian Myers
a lot of modern black/death can give that vibe, like Mitochondrion, Antediluvian, Abyssal, Impetuous Ritual the list goes on...
Brody Cooper
they're all listenable but I think that one is by far his best
Ethan Walker
Death Metal with melody > Melodic "Death Metal"
William Johnson
Genre?
Easton Thomas
How much of a fucking fag do you have to be to consider melodic "death metal" your favorite metal subgenre? If you want melody just listen to power metal or traditional metal Jesus Christ, I will never understand why someone wants to listen to bargain bin Maiden riffs with raspy grunts for vocals. Or listen to bouncy downtuned radio rock that has Eurovision-tier choruses.
Jacob Garcia
>they are the best melodeath band in general, old or new
Have you ever heard of a band named Hypocrisy?
Gabriel Morales
never heard of her
Jose Lewis
I have more respect for glamvestites than I do melodeathfags, at least they are honest about what they like.
Gavin Myers
based melodeath hating sperg
Landon Scott
Remember those few weeks while Jari's gofundme was up where every thread would start with someone posting
>genre: melodic death metal
With that webm about cuckoldry
Elijah Sanders
That was a terrible attempt at undermining the point.
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Gabriel Walker
>indiegogo.com
>€464,330 EUR total funds raised
Never forget
Sebastian Harris
Reminder that Alestorm is the best metal if 2017.
Nicholas Ramirez
I think Hypocrisy is a pretty cool guy, eh produces albums and doesn't afraid of anything
Gabriel Price
fuck you
power metal vocals are shit sang by literally castrated dudes
which is the only thing keeping away from power metal since everything else is fantastic
only drunken raspy smoke exhaling loogie harking glam singing is allowed when it comes to singing
otherwise dude better scream and growl
Sebastian Martin
>Sentenced and Carcass will never be good again
Feels bad, melodeath kills bands
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Joshua Brown
Autism? Autism
Jeremiah Perry
Underrated.
Nicholas Smith
BASED MELODEATH HATING SPERG
Camden Hernandez
>"No refunds" -Jari
What did he mean by this?
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Christian Wright
>the absolute state of the power metal nation
Cooper Price
Reminder Dark Tranquillity are cuck core band
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Charles Walker
>tfw some user on Sup Forums unintentionally BTFO melodeath a month ago
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Joshua Perez
>linking your old shitty thread no one replied to
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Jordan Clark
>it's the meloshitter bully timeline
Feels good senpai.
Aaron Barnes
>power metal vocals are shit sang by literally castrated dudes
The absolute state of melodeathfags
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Justin Thomas
That was gay af
James Ward
bully meloshits
bully glamshits
bully metal poptimists
make nu-/metal/ metal again
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