>34, 42, 69 and dubs decide what happens next >13 or 911 something bad happens
You woke up in a basement. You found a flashdrive, an old PC, a jar, a banana, a small bag of weed and a photo of Hitler. There's a closed safe and a wardrobe with padlock on it. The PC gained sentience, named itself BOB and developed a cybernetic penis. After being kicked twice by an evil midget, you crawled upstairs. You have slept for a few hours to regain strength after vomiting and being kicked. You summoned 5 monkeys by drawing a pentagram with half of banana. Eating the monkeys' asses made you go into hardcore mode. You ate all your bodyhair and basically became Onepunchman. After meditating for a while you enter a lucid dream. An islam man wielding a machete is guarding 5 islam women.
What do you do?
Caleb Wright
All previous pics up to now.
Hudson Wood
Come on faggots.
Jonathan Price
Summon a pack of bacon to attack the muslims
Aiden Ross
Punch women and make sweet love with the muslim.
Noah Allen
Suddenly the Muslims machete is a pig. He is confused and panics, dropping it through his own face. Weirdly, the pig is still sharp as the machete. He dies.
Nolan Jackson
faps furiously
Connor Barnes
cum on the machete and lick it
Sebastian Russell
lol By far the best idea of game on Sup Forums, props to OP. t. almost oldfag
Dominic Taylor
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Jackson Jones
why'd you ignore my dubs op
Evan Lewis
kek
He won't. He is just doing them in order. I assume OP is using a trackpad to draw.
Jonathan Evans
AW FUCK CUNT DAMN IT SHIT I hit enter before I wrote a roll in case I got it.
Also just read what you wrote. He has to cum on a pig machete. kek
After cumming on pig-machete, he takes a liking to us. He becomes our pet. (He now has a leash around his neck to show this, or some other shit)
Nolan Brown
I take a shit sword out of my ass and start to DPing the muslim with my peepee and my shitsword
Liam Smith
CHECKED
Christopher Taylor
kek. Nice dubs.
After DPing the muslims corpse, proceed to fuck the pig too.
Jordan Gonzalez
Just following order hun.
Gabriel Taylor
put pig on head and fuck the 5 muslim women
Hunter Clark
You're now in Ireland where pigs are 10x more aggressive
Nolan Ross
something bad happens
Elijah Walker
Reroll
Henry Parker
REROLL DAME IT
Caleb Murphy
Pig reveals to be God and now he send my ass to the hell
Christopher Reed
After resting for a while you take the pig machete and bombard the white house with exploding pig grenades. Thus Piggyface is born.
Jaxson Hall
reeeee
Hudson Morgan
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Joseph Thomas
Reroll this
Henry Miller
34 checked
Connor Bell
Oh god, in b4 OP sends only your ass to hell.
Roll: If only ass is in Hell, he becomes the new ruler of Hell. If whole person is in Hell, we meet Hitler.
Joseph Edwards
You take half the pig and proceed with your journey
Kevin Jones
>LUCID DREAM Too easy. I have GODMODE powers when I'm in lucid dreams. I'd go all Tetsuo on him and pop his head from across the room then rape everyone. No, I don't care about your choose-your-own-adventure rp rolling.
Jackson Johnson
Allah appears out of nowhere, tripping balls because he's addicted to acid, spurting quotes from the Bible. After a few minutes of blabbering he pulls off his robes to reveal his circumcised penis, revealing to the world that Allah, is in fact.....a Jew.
Jayden Harris
reroll
Sebastian Hill
Reeee
Colton Harris
rola
Lucas Bailey
No chain replies faggot. Always use the original.
Jaxson Watson
Is that the literal ass, or the entire person?
Robert Morris
Man fuck you. Pig kills you
Landon Butler
> No chains key :s
also PiGGoD is the only savior fags
Bentley Howard
You get transported to space
Ian Morales
Hell is revealed to be a 666" dildo continuously fucking your anus for eternity.
Gavin White
THAT 34 WAS A CHAIN YOU FUCKING RETARD
Grayson Robinson
Fucking kek
Hell is revealed to be a 666" vibrator dildo continuously fucking your anus for eternity around the flat earth*** That's what we know as Sun
Thomas Rivera
1 reroll is exempt from being classified a chain. So reroll.
Caleb Ortiz
Checked, lol third time already
Josiah Reyes
Checking that. Nice colab bro
Michael Lopez
Person is now 500 ft tall and die wi
Isaac Martin
Holy fuckballs I am the pig god
Angel Jackson
2/2
Brayden Walker
lol fucking 42 and dubz wasted, also nice colab too lol
Dylan Green
looool piggod is the only savior
Bentley Wright
He means chained quotes to the original roll. Just directly quote the original roll. It makes life vastly easier to find the roll.
Retards were chaining like 50 re-rolls yesterday and threw a sperg fit because he was too dumb to click his own posts quote-backlink.
OH GOD It's happening again. I got like 3 in a row last time too.
Brayden Wood
cum on pigburgers for extra spice, proceed to give to the 5 muslim wives you acquired
Mason Ward
lmfao feels bad for you bro
roll for this
Nicholas Collins
roll
Nicholas Russell
rollando magic
Mason Myers
God are pleased you went vegen
Easton Hall
rell
Josiah Roberts
thanks
Luke Foster
Welc fag xD
Charles Smith
...
Jose Roberts
Use the infinite amount of hamburgers to kill the Muslim women. Then leave with their souls, forever slaves to you.
Benjamin Howard
you pray to the pig god and he receives it and you return the the room with your stomach full of burgers and a weird hell sword.
Liam Bell
roll
Aaron Green
PigJizzas(emo) appears and use holywand(his peepee) to destroy Piggod, but Piggod is too much for him
Elijah Cruz
God throws a lightning bolt down from heaven. Striking you down
Michael Davis
reroll
Adrian Rodriguez
rollando
checked
Jordan Young
shit we need to get outta hell, also roll
Luis Diaz
rorlando magic
William Torres
>rerolling your own post five million times
Connor Harris
rell
Joseph Gomez
PIGGOD thinks you're too fag to be in the rell, so you win another chance as a pig
Leo Wood
...
William Cox
Osama bin Laden along with his colleague's Gaddafi, Hitler and Majin Buu take over hell and attack heaven, killing god.
Christian Gray
you remember that you are in hard core mode and tell the piggod to fuck off and walk outta hell
Caleb Reyes
Pig god spontaneously combusts, making you the king of hell
Kevin Nelson
stick all 9 pigburgers in ass while snorting coke and yelling YEAMAN
Kevin Sanders
Reroll
Bill gates saves you from pig god
Landon Gonzalez
one of the muslim women decide to blow up and all the women are in pig hell
Camden Edwards
Trump reveals to be you, then he dominate both our world and hell, now he/you are thinking about attack the heaven
Owen Jackson
Pig god rapes you with a dildo double the size of the previous one.
Parker Lopez
They have sex
Charles Morales
Checked. He lost his v-card
It was unprotected and he contracted pig aids
Tyler Gutierrez
You take a pill that refills your balls and gives you a thirty six inch dick
Justin Richardson
Perform a ritual and offer all hamburgers in sacrifice to uncle Sam. In exchange, receive the ultimate star-and-striped sword of capitalism.
Robert Bell
After contracting pig aids halal is kill
Chase Roberts
Dubs unspecified; ignored
Easton Price
You take a pill that refills your balls and gives you a thirty six inch dick
Anthony Stewart
You wake up and go back to the room on far-left.
Aaron Jones
bump
Cameron Russell
super cock dubs checked.
With out new found hyper cock, we go fighting the Death Star (Star Wars) and destroy it. We then fuck Darth Vaders mouth hole in his mask. Choke on it, you Sith fuck.
Cameron Mitchell
BADLUCK TRIGGER
Tyler Jones
Chase that midget cunt! We need out hyper cock back!
Carson Price
We need to take the dwarfs cock; it's magic!
Anthony Hughes
Midget come back! We need to make love on the beach with my hyper dong!
Chase after him.
Jordan Walker
rip off the boards and go into the room on left
Hunter Hill
Our lucid dream instilled us with amazing power. We can vibrate faster than atoms. Vibrate through the brick wall.
