Good evening user. Come take a load off, talk about things...

Good evening user. Come take a load off, talk about things, ask for words of encouragement or even have a lil bit of fun!
After studying long and hard the offers of my predecessors I have newfound skills to offer!
Tonight I offer a blast from the past! Roll even dubs and get a simple tarot reading, but if you roll odd dubs I'll pull a recipe out of the hat as well as tea! ... maybe they'll even be ok together... maybe...
AND as always first user to get trips and post proof of the (you) and some way to contact gets a $10 or less steam for free from me!
E>

how do I make nodl

Will i get a girlfriend?

rerollio

love tarot please?

may the nine divines bless me.

rolliiiin

Simplest way is to bring water to a boil, place your noodles in then reduce the heat to simmer until desired softness is achieved. Since you're my first poster have a recipe E>

what ya need:
1 1/2 cups elbow macaroni 1 1/2 cups low-sodium chicken broth 1 cup unsweetened almond milk 3/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/4 teaspoon paprika salt and ground black pepper to taste

then!

Mix macaroni, broth, and almond milk together in the rice cooker and cook according to manufacturer's instructions until macaroni is tender yet firm to the bite, 30 to 40 minutes.
Stir Cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, Parmesan cheese, paprika, salt, and pepper into macaroni mixture until cheeses are melted.

and...... for tea! Chai!

Maybe, but for sure if you keep trying you'll get dubs!

keep trying!
Stendarrs blessings upon you.

ayy del la mao

If I get trips I will Nutt.

love tarot roll gain

reroll

>gimme

one more and i'm out

how do I help my friends who won't let me know how to help them?

Wow le kool, let me le get le triples and le win le mobey.

I really like this NIGGER in my class, how do I tell him?

Let's roll for simple tarot

love tarot please?

Good luck bois.

Hi there!

eh, i could use a reading

I poor (gif money)

I usually hide proof but if I win I will be sloppy.

I can't help it if you nut, but you'll get a steam game for sure!

Hmmm, I saw your post in Alice's thread too! The best way I think is too show them through actions you care and are supportive of them. Be there for them if they want to talk, let them know that. It's up too each and every one of us to ask for help if we want it and no one can change another person only assist them in changing themselves.

Good evening ~

All my money belongs to the government ;-; student loans

Love tarot?

may i have a love tarot reading?

aaaaand of course the first dubs in the thread is mine.... sooooooooooo first person to quote this post get's my reading E>

Are you an angel?

about the same they said then
nothing new but having another person to validate my actions helps
so thanks

Chek'd

As poor turkey man I appreciate if get rolling three number one kind steaming games?

>Hiroshima

Reporting for duty!

Ah I see. Sometimes just knowing someone cares is more important than what they can say or do. I know I've felt that way many times

no no, just a therapist. No wings here.

and the second dubs is mine too! So if you quote this post as well you'll get your choice of reading or recipe!

Hi papaw

luv u gays

Alright.
Pull me one of those thingies.

And check the cards for marks.
Corner of the first one looks shady.

checkerino neighborillo

(defun b (random)
(loop for post in random do (post random)))

Mantis gets my first reading!
Holy chick doing a headstand ... watch out I see London, I see France.
>Make sure you are listening to your inner self tells you. Don't stray too far from your morals and ideals.

*best British accent* Hwhat?

E>

coming right up!

Gib tarot.

What deck is it you're using btw?

Tarot pls

reading please?

i would love a reading

Thank you!

Trips OwO

Chek'd!

checked!

cheKKKed.

Rolling

Chek'd back to you!

im such a fag lol

7 pentagrams |nn|
>You've put in the work, but be wary of what you've planted not coming to full fruition. Better have a back up plan!

No one reads my OP... you get food!.. and tea!
coming in next post!

Spoliers

next post will have your reading as well luv.

You are most welcome.

verrrrrry close yeah....

oh my, Mantis... this is the second time. I think I owe you a game 0.o

and another recipe coming up next post.... dubs city!

check this badboy out.

you fag

"One night I got thrown out of the casino after I got into a furious argument about what I consider to be an odd number"

People in my uni writing course seemed to like my goofy space adventure romance story even though I had to rush it. I'm quite pleased with the revisions I've been making and I might come back to these characters in the future.

Injustice (league)!
> Be wary, just because karma turns a blind eye to your actions immediately you must still learn from mistakes. Find deeper meaning in your own actions

Quick tuna casserole
what you need:
1 (7.25 ounce) package macaroni and cheese mix 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup 1 (9 ounce) can tuna, drained 1 (10 ounce) can peas, drained

what to do:
Prepare macaroni and cheese mix according to package directions. Stir in the cream of mushroom soup, tuna and peas. Mix well, and heat until bubbly. Try with chocolate flavored tea!

easy chicken alfredo!
What you need:
1 pound uncooked linguine 2 boneless chicken breast halves, cooked and cubed 1 (4.5 ounce) can sliced mushrooms 1 (16 ounce) jar Alfredo-style pasta sauce 1 (10 ounce) package frozen mixed vegetables

what to do:
In a large pot cook fettuccini or linguini pasta in boiling salted water until al dente. Drain well.
Meanwhile, in a large saucepan over medium-low heat add cubed cooked chicken, mushrooms, Alfredo sauce, frozen vegetables, and milk. Cook until heated through.
Serve warm Alfredo sauce over cooked fettuccini or linguini noodles.
Try with Vanilla tea!

cute picture

oh my goodness, what number?

Glad to hear it. Is writing something you enjoy doing?

readroll

An odd one.

Infinity is very odd, and even...

love tarot please!

rerolio

uno mas

i would love to know if there is a possibility of a relationship on the horizon

reread reroll for general life reading

tarot

Writing is fantastic. It's a lot of fun and lots of people have told me I'm good at it. I made it sci fi adventure because I wanted to have romance but I wasn't sure how people would feel about a guy who likes writing romance more than science fiction. Maybe I'll have the gumption to one day reveal my secret to people, but I don't know.

I'll roll for Tarot.

love tarot

rolio

strike 3 or reading?

no bueno ;~;

No tarot, but I'll tell you. I've always found my best relationships to happen naturally without looking for them too much. Now... that doesn't work for everyone, and not everytime does it work out, but that's how I've found the most meaningful ones.

I hate gender stereotypes. Write what you want. There'll be haters no matter what your gender or chosen genre. I write poetry from time to time, just let what comes naturally poor forth.

this was an amazing show of dedication... I don't know if this is the same person or not but I'll do a generic love reading for all those who posted for this reading 0.o

Alright 3 card spread for love:
YOU: Hikkikomori
>looking inward can lead to great insight, but doing so far too often and for far too long can disconnect you from others and spoil the chance of a relationship.

DYNAMICS: A book page filled with coffee mugs...
>This card heralds happy, but unforeseen surprises. Keep an open mind.

PARTNER: Ruler of all magics
> Your next partner has found success in many areas: financial, emotional etc. and will be willing to share these riches. Just make sure not to take too much.

not fair

Rolling for you.

Good catch...If anyone quotes this post I'll give them the choice of recipe or tarot!

Recipe!

I like taro root tea!

coming right up~
Simple beef enchiladas!
what you need:
1 pound lean ground beef 1 small onion, chopped 1 (1.5 ounce) package dry enchilada sauce mix 10 (10 inch) flour tortillas 2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese 1 (2.25 ounce) can sliced black olives, drained

what you do:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a medium skillet over medium high heat, cook the ground beef and onion until beef is evenly browned and onion is tender.
Prepare the enchilada sauce according to package directions. Pour 1/4 cup of the sauce into the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish.
On each flour tortilla, place an equal portion of the ground beef mixture and about 1 ounce of Cheddar cheese, reserving at least 1/2 cup of cheese. Then tightly roll the tortillas and place seam side down in the baking dish.
Pour the remaining sauce over the top of the enchiladas and sprinkle with the remaining cheese and olives.
Bake in a preheated oven for 20 minutes, or until the sauce is bubbly and cheese is thoroughly melted.

I forgot your tea!

Lets just do this. Taro is delicious!

Sounds good!

I also like tarot root tea! General life "weather" reading pls?

can I jerk off to you?

it's pretty slow so I'll bite
A story about swords,... but it's upside down.. I can't read it...
>Enthusiasm & energy are wonderful things, but don't let them go so far as to be annoying (ouch I've been told I do this) also make sure you're making promises you can live up too

I can't stop you~

post nudes please

How do i stop the urge to cut myself very deep? How do i stop twitching a bunch?

ah!? No no, if you want lewds you have to come on a night where I offer Reisen's moon knowledge and spicy pictures.

Advice: If you are talking about recurrent thoughts of suicide then I have to suggest seeking professional help. Everyone has thoughts of dying sometimes, but if it's recurrent that's a problem worth seeking help for.
If you are talking about self harm (no intent to die) those thoughts usually breed from a place of emotional pain that isn't being dealt with. It's easier to deal with physical pain than emotional and it can offer a temporary relief... but it's just that, temporary. It solves nothing and only leaves you with scars and innefective coping skills. Again, professional help (seeing a counselor or social worker at least) is advised.

please offer them tonight

What if getting proffessional help is just gonna fuck me over in the long run and ill be back to square 1 cause i wont be able to get a job?

also tarot:
1 queen 1 cup
>through your hardships you will have a strong empathetic bond with others and understand them. Thus, being able to nurture and care deeply.

If you are in the US, unless you specifically release information to your employer or tell them yourself your treating professional is bound to confidentiality regarding any diagnosis or treatment you receive. Your therapist can not legally release this information without your consent.
and even if an employer finds out later on and you are fired or laid off, you could fight back as this is discriminatory... but like I said unless you said something an employer wouldn't know.

oops forgot picture!

so... fine... here...
now I must away to start preparing for work myself. No one else is going to go sit in an admissions dept for me all night! (sadly)

if you need further assistance with anything please feel free to email me at
skyden13162@gmail com

Have a good night all
E>

oh dear. I don't like upside down swords. Thanks.
>tops up your tea

Roll

So how are you related to Alice? Just curious

Who are you?

Roll

Let me try again*

one of her pets

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