This is what a perfect woman looks like

This is what a perfect woman looks like.

*fat

>shovel-faced mexican

That statement is unequivocally wrong

She’s Puerto Rican
No it’s not

Mmmmm! Damn close, yeah!!! The haters love their rail-assed anorexic waifs with boney bodies that look more like fag twinks than real women. As for me, give me my fluffy ladies any day!

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Thats what a fat cow looks like. MOO

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Body wise? You're goddamn right. Face?...nah.

Bodies are all I care about, as long they aren’t disgustingly ugly

>This is everything you shouldn't look for in a woman.

ftfy

>Puerto Rican
is there a difference?

cow

Aw fuck, I'm out!

Yes. Think about the difference between JLo and Salma Hayek

If "perfect" translates from the Puerto Rican dialect as "grotesque bloated lardassed hambeast" then you are correct sir.

Insanely hot

and you have the Jlo part.

>the Puerto Rican dialect
So, English? You fucking racist

Grown adult man with wisdom here.
This body type is hot af, and fun as hell to play with, when they're under like 25ish. After that they fall the fuck apart and become haneously unattractive. These women do not tend to age well at all, so if you're just interested in bangin em for a while, sweet, go get it. But if you're looking to stick around, be aware sex is going to become disgusting and not fun at all eventually.

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Found the Lib!

Found the retard!

I want to pee into her ass so I can watch her poop out my pee from her butthole

I just said that faggot.

god damn, she's a greasy trailer park queen

I doubt you have a name, OP? Looks like you saved them off some other site.

Yes, I have a name

Sexy ass bitch

Her name, dicklord

Since you asked nicely

Is that the world's biggest twin-headed snake?

Thanks OP. Good job not faggoting.

Unfortunately, she doesn't appear to be the chick I went to grade school with. Looks pretty uncanny. And fuck, she was slutty in the 5th grade, so it wouldn't have surprised me.