Be an hour ago

>Be an hour ago
>Invite a bitch over for drinks
>I'm drinking, feeling good
>One thing leads to another and she's in bedroom naked
>She sucks my dick for 20 minutes
>Still not hard
>WhiskeyDick.GIF
>She eventually gives up and says she has to go home
Moreover, mid blowjob she says "This is what I get for cheating". And as she left she tells me to lose her number.
ITT: Whiskey dick stories, please cheee me up by letting me know I'm not alone Sup Forumsros

Cheer*

i am never able to get hard the first time I have "sex" with a girl

It's always half ass limp dicked, plus I have a small dick (4.5inches). I usually end up eating them out till they cum, and then by the next time I see them I'm not nervous anymore so I can actually fuck.

My new gf literally gushes juices, so she's super wet, and has a loose vagina. All this mixed with my small dick means I keep falling out. I think she's used to having bigger dicks because of the way she fucks. She's super hot (body wise, not so much in the face), so I want to keep her but I'm worried she's going to get bored of my small peepee

also, you're a POS for fucking around with a girl who is in a relationship.

kys

Dude at least you're able to fuck her. My shit was half mast while she was riding me and eventually I went soft in her. Shit was awkward dude.

I'm single, why should I give a shit?

Haha man if that actually happened I get it for real. Almost exactly same thing happened to me when I was early 20s. It feels kinda shitty the night it happens but man the more time goes by the funnier it gets. She's going to feel like shit about it forever.

I'm 22 dude, I guess I still have a lot left to experience. I actually have a different chick coming through tomorrow, maybe I won't drink when she's here.

the first time I had "sex" with my new gf, I was completely soft. She sucked on me for awhile, no luck. I ate her out, made her come twice, finally was able to get a hard on, stuck it in her, went at it for about a min, and went completely soft again and fell out, so I know your pain.

Because no man should ever fuck with another man's woman.

Hey man, if she's willing to come over to my place and is completely shaved ready to fuck she isn't anyone's girl at that point. I'm sure I could get hard next time and fuck her brains out but in this instant there isn't a next time.

...

i was with this girl for 7 years, then we broke up, then i was so sad for 4 years, i didn't even try to fuck. lately i wasn't even able to raise the junk hard-ish.
I recently got myself a new girl, we fucked, 17 seconds. when i could get a bit hard. this was the first time. it was a bit better the second time, but still, i feel like shit.
hope it'll get better

hope this for you too

and btw, i dunno if sharing fail stories help, i guess it falls in the category "rejoice in the misfortune of others" which by my experience is kind of a false good idea. just watch out.

wish you well

Well I have been on about 3 yeat dry spell and tonight I said fuck it and invited a chick over. Not like I'm ugly or anything, I just didn't find sex interesting after my last serious relationship three years ago. But then that happened tonight, anyway I know next time I shouldn't drink if I'm trying to fuck. Going to try again tomorrow with another chick.

Year*

>whisky dick
>still typing coherently

youre either making this whole thing up or you have ED. viagra, bro.

Sorry I went to college? And dude viagra? I'm 22!

clearly alcohol won't help

maybe it would help to get laid in the first place, but then it would surely jeopardize your mechanic abilities. Indeed you should try without it

Lesson learned. First time in my life I experience it, now I have a story to tell my friends I guess. A lot of shit went down tonight honestly. Perfect drinking story to share with the boys.

Sounds like ED due to non-physical factors. Look it up.

youre full of shit. if you cant sustain bloodflow to get an erection, youre not going to be typing that coherently, let alone awake an hour later to cry about it. if your story is legit, your dick wasnt soft because of alcohol, it was soft because you have ED or youre dehydrated.

your story is fake and gay.

>be me
>~2 years ago
>living in Japan
>Out for dinner and drinks with a few friends
>They tap out early so I get a taxi to the red light district
> Prostitution is illegal but there are gaps of Brazillians on each corner who know which apartment in which building has been converted into a mini-brothel
>Find a couple of brothels, ditch the Brazilian 'guide' and go back to barter a better price bc minus his fee.
>success.jpg
>Go in and discover I need to take a massive shit.
>Proceed to destroy their toilet
>take a quick shower
>bedroom is literally just one big room with 4-5 single beds along one wall with curtains around each for privacy
>can here Japanese fucking wildly in other beds
>Japanese chick I'm about to fuck is not young, easily reaching 30, but has 10/10 body with the best natural tits I've ever had the joy of fondling. 8/10 face. Would score higher if younger.
>get naked and want to ravage this hottie
>whiskeydik.pleasegodnotnow
>proceed to spend the next hour in multiple positions getting hard then losing it.
>finally while on top I am getting there... Taking forever...She's taking it like a champ... I'm sweating buckets by this stage all over her... Doesn't complain the sweetie... Finally cum buckets.
>Didn't enjoy nearly as much as I wanted bc fucking whiskey dick.
>Go to hotel bc trains are not 24/7.
>Wake up with massive hangover and go home to angry wife.
>no more fucking whiskey dick
>fuck wife
God I hate whiskey dick

Well if I can't get hard tomorrow then I'll know for sure.

Fuck whiskey dick dude!

Ya, that not his fault, that’s the gfs fault bro.

>spending a week at my uncles place
>haven't fucked in 2 years
>me and uncle drink beer and listen to music
>tell him about my dilemma
>he fucking calls a hooker for me
>she gets here, i'm shook
>I undress and she strokes my dick
>she starts blowing me and I'm hard
>can't nut
>after 20 minutes she stops and wants to leave

She got paid for a full hour

I feel your pain bro, shit sucks.

That's not a whiskey dick story. Just a huge beta story bc you got ripped off. Why the hell didn't you put on a condom and fuck the sweet Jesus out of her?

I was drunk.

>cant cum from raw blowie
how the fuck do you expect this fucking schoolgirl to feel anything with a rubber on? lol irl.

Whiskey dick is when you can't get it hard bc alcohol user.