That friend who always offered to get the ball when it ended up in inconvenient places

>that friend who always offered to get the ball when it ended up in inconvenient places

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> the lad that lived near the 5 a side pitch who youd all go round and his mum would give you food

>that 'friend' who you would run off from and leave him on his own in the middle of nowhere

hehehehe

>the 5 a side pitch

Is this even english?

youre not even english

>that kid that had a vacant lot next to his house for touch football
>his mom always has pallets of Gatorade from Costco on the ready for everyone

And now I live in a 300sqft cuck box across/above the back alley from bostons premier gay bar. Kill me

Yes, perfect english

heh, sick burn Nigel but don't forget the call to prayer.

Its a field that accommodates a 5v5 soccer match.

>pallets

>speaks English
>can't recognise English
>is American
getting really sick and tired of you lads tbqh

>tfw always passed first in basketball, hockey, and soccer to hide for my middling athletic abilities

Anyone else do this? I no longer get picked near the end. Now I get picked in the middle and guys like playing with me.

>that pe teacher that would let you use the gym during lunch

>lads
speak english you dumb fucking paki

The fuck

>The City of England

alright don't shoot DeyQuawn

translated to your native ebonics, he said he be getting real tired of you dooz mayne

what's weird about that?

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>that friend who owned the ball and always finished the game suddenly when his team was losing

>that kid who got hurt and cried

>that girl that insisted on playing with the guys then got hurt

>shoot some kid's football against a tree
>ball was old and shitty, it popped
>whatever, tell mom to buy him a new ball because I broke it
>mom buys a basketball
>"what's the difference a ball is a ball"
>whatever I don't like the kid anyway, give him the ball
>"I can't play with this REEEEEEEEEE"
>all my friends laugh because they don't like him either
>next day his mom comes over to demand a real football
>our moms fight a little, no we're not buying another ball
>his mom storms out and leaves behind the basketball
>I get to have the basketball and the kid is forever mad at me

>that kid who took his ball home at dinnertime leaving us with no ball

top kek

>not ending the game immediately after taking the lead and declaring victory

>that kid that always brought a ball to school even though it messed up his schoolbooks

appropriate pic

>that kid who for some inexplicable reason you hated so everytime you played football you tried to break his legs with violent studs up sliding tackles

>His mom didn't shop at Costco and Sam's club

Yeah my mom was at fault so I felt kinda guilty but also not really because the kid was way too happy and smug with me breaking his old ball and getting a brand new one.

that friend was me

i just wanted to help out

>speak english you dumb fucking paki

not sure what it is about dismissively calling Brits Pakis that so funny

>that guy who invented retard tier rules such as 3 yellow cards

>That one kid who sucked terribly but would always bring a brand new ball every few months so we gladly tolerated playing with him

Somethings one can only experience growing up in a place like South Africa.

>that new kid who offered to get the ball from the neighbors backyard to make friends
>nobody told him about the neighbor's dog
>kid ended up getting 10 stitches in the thigh

>that one kid who was so fucking good with his dribbling that the other team would always go home visibly angry after getting nutmegged throughout the whole game
fucking hated that kid, but had to admit that he was skilled

>that one kid who thought c. ronaldo was better than messi
lamo

you have to go back

Mum logic basketball.

>pallets of Gatorade from Costco
americans, everyone

> go to the pitch
> the cartel hanged and beheaded a rival narco in the goalposts
> can't play
> they don't even leave his wallet

That retarded kid who couldn't play football who used to bring a ball to be allowed to play.

>tfw always one of the first to get picked in football not because I'm good with the ball, I'm awful with it, but I'm good at defending and a pro at murderball when it comes down to it

It was the best when they did leave the wallet, though

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are you guys memeing or does this shit actually happen?

m8...

Every other week fampai

>that kid who would bring goalie gloves but never stood in goal

I mean we have Mexico as a neighbor so i can no longer tell whether Narco murder stories are real or just made up

>he never played with a severed head instead of a ball!

>tfw cousins and brothers were sissy cucks that would usually rather not play than lose or deal with a little pain
Shit sucked desu

hello david luiz

But Luiz is good with the ball and awful at Defending. If anything I am more like Pepe.

you jelly sp?

i knew things were bad in texas but jesus...

of?

Thats a legendary football, Americlaps just wouldnt understand the feels that come up when seeing one of those.

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>AMD Athlon X2

Damn mane.

>that friend with longest arms and legs when ball got stuck under some fucking van parked nearby

>that pe teacher that would let you choose which sport do you want to play and skipped gymnastics and shit

>that rich fat kid who always had the 200 euro real boots, full kit with badges and his name on the back and a 70 euro champions league ball

>playing football at recess in the winter
doesn't get any comfier than that

I know it happened a few years ago in Mexico (it's used to leave a message in narcocities), but cartels are not that powerful in the south cone (yet).
Finding corpses in public playgrounds is a popular myth here, but never heard of it actually happening

Nice user, glad to see my thread in a pic like that

>that spoiled brat who got perfect adidas football from parents but was afraid of playing with it on concrete because it could get worn
>tfw no grass anywhere, just asphalt and concrete

>losing 8-0
>next goal wins lads
>win

t. Chilean Aristocrat

> First match after a friend died.

>that kid who is getting the ball from neighbours yard, trying to break 100m sprint world record, while you are distracting the dogo argentino hoping ambulance won't be needed today

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>pc del mineduc
top kek

>playing a match against the other groups
people died during those games.

> our team has the ball
> narcowar shooting bursts out in the publig playground
> everyone face down
> narcos leaves
> "we had the ball"

>Getting kicked off the court because the older kids arrived

> be the nerd team
> this happened to us all the time
> grown up
> tfw we end up doing the same to the young kids
> mfw they chose me to kick them out

>windows vista

>be 12
>make it on school's 3rd soccer team
>make friends with nigerian-bro
>at lunch
>nigerian bro invites me to play with him
>14 year old CHIs are on that side of the soccer field
>they tell me to get my white ass out
>tfw nigerian bro was really sad
>tfw just wanted to play soccer with nigerian bro

i was watching this at the exact same moment i saw your post
youtu.be/4ArjlPAU_X4

>being part of the best hs team your school ever had
>make the finals of ofsaa
>prom the night before
>all get shit faced
>all play hungover
>*win the game*

Shit was based.

Got laid at prom and after the final and was a virgin just before prom.

I actually saved the ball off the goal line in the last minute of the match and became a hero for it.

Still the greatest moment of my life.

>that kid who got the hardest kick
>always gives no mercy and kick as hard as he can even when he's one on one with the goalie

>have only decent baseball on the street
>go home for dinner
>take bat with me despite protest and promises to give it to me at the bus stop tomorrow

>playing 5v15 against the kids in the grade below you

>Soccer "Hero"
>Canada

lad..

>that tomboy that always played footy with the gang
I remember once a friend we always called a faggot fell face-first into her ass. We all high 5ed him after

hey i finally found one for me

literally me and it felt good every single time

Just play tough dude. That always works in my country. That's why we don't have technically gifted players, they were broke at the age of 12.

How old are you now?

Well done felipe melo. I'm proud of your skills.

>tfw used to love climbing onto the school roof and under cars/vans to get lost footballs

When your absolutely shit tier at the sports ya gotta make yourself useful

This is "our" tomboy today, 8 years later.

>this is funny for people with QI bellow 50

i hate you

That's a typical child ball here, the best one for street football. Way better than the ones I had at the school (made woth socks cause the teachers for somewhat reason dont like the children playing with real balls and breaking classrooms windows).

>funny for
>QI
>bellow

>that one kid who would always bring his sister
>used to make out with sister when i would go to the restroom
>his mom was some sort of spic and would make great fucking food like fried banana with eggs avocado and black beans

>That neighbour who would always chuck balls back over the fence when you accidently hit/kicked them over