I just sold pokemon emerald on ebay, and the shipping address was to a feminine name
After a bit of sleuthing (i found her facebook and ig) it turns out she is infact a female, somewhat attractive, likes gaming, game of thrones etc, and she lives less than 100 miles away from me
How should I go about persuing her as a possible mate? Should I put a handwritten note inside the parcel I send her? Message her on fb/ig asking if she's enjoying the game?
I'm not good with this kind thing so I would appreciate some help
Thomas Cox
That's a nice plan to get your ass on a predator list
Eli Wood
>msg her on fb/ig
Hi! I'm a stalker
Cooper Allen
you could just not be a fucking creep.
Robert Evans
Why the fuck would you message a stranger? Go do anurging else abd seek help
Adrian Edwards
Wait, where are you from you freak? My younger sister has just bought a copy of Pokémon Emerald from eBay.
Joshua Robinson
What you need is a feathery head dress and to send her audio clips of your mating call.
Caleb Thomas
I think it'd be fine to leave a note, but you need to keep it short & leave your preferred contact info (cell/email etc). Don't be a weirdo.
Jack Lopez
simply by this post, i can tell, 110%, if she does even take you up on a date, you will not get consensual sex from her. you are far too pathetic to be looking for normal women, let alone potentially attractive. although, if shes too stupid to know what emulation is, or to poor to afford a half decent computer to be able to play it on there, maybe shes dumb enough to not check her drink for roofies
Eli Smith
>i sold a game (bad move btw, you might want to play it again someday) >fucking track her on the internet because that's not creepy >so how should i hit on her?
you don't "i sold that game to you and found you through facebook" isn't an acceptable answer to "how do we know each other?"
Christopher Ross
>take her facebook profile pic. > go to her house. > break into her room > beat off as much of times as you can >cum tribute it till she walks in the room and sees it. >??? >profit
its 3x less creepy than you already are.
FAGGOT!
Ian James
Bruh...that's some next gen level creeper shit right there. If you could find a mutual friend before you talk to her, it would be only "mildly creepy" but going for the jugular as a 1st move would be ill-advised. Anything more right away may net you a restraining order in your future.
Aiden Taylor
I'm considering making her an in game note, if I pick a cute pokemon and give it a letter to hold she may read it
But she may delete the save and start fresh without checking the save
Fuck, maybe I should hand write a note just telling her to at least check the save before she deletes it
Ryan Smith
if you cant sex every attractive chick you see in your life, have some restraint at the slightest step up of interacting with a female
Luis Brooks
Just hand write a note, it's not that creepy - in game note is creepier.
Leave your name at the end and she can look you up on facebook.
Jacob Flores
you're literally only making it worse. let her play the game she bought without you not only interfering but creeping her the fuck out. id be worried you'd rig the cartridge with a tracking device
if you went to shook trumps hand you wouldnt want him slobbering all over your face getting stank ass fake tan in your eyes
Lucas Bailey
OR!!
try not being a faggot FAGGOT!!
Nicholas Edwards
>leave her a note with your preferred contact info >don't be a weirdo
Pick one
William Lewis
NOT FACEBOOK! holy fuck...
Samuel Diaz
Haha good idea. Name a team like "I REA LLY LIKE YOU :)"
Thomas Turner
Once I found a handwritten note in a book I bought on amazon. It was a book for university and the messager wanted to motivate me. I found that very nice!
Landon Morgan
"Feel free to contact me if you need any in-game tips! - user (@user on FB)"
Nathan Lee
"Feel free to contact me if you wanna see my arbok! - user (@user on FB)"
John Powell
This is so gay.
Jonathan Robinson
Jesus christ, do you have any interactions with anyone outside whatever hole you live in? how do you not know how creepy you are being.
just like said there is basically nothing you can do without being really fucking creepy. you are pathetic if you think this will get you anywhere
Hunter Parker
I think you have to convince her looks are not important. concentrate on your engaging personality and sense of humor
Ayden Morales
The only one with a possible non-tragic ending.
Still won't end well seeing that OP is such a splerglord. But probably won't be Greek tragedy lvl
Ian Brooks
yeah but that wasn't hitting on you after creeping on the internet
one is a kind gesture, the other is a reason to block someone
Hudson Martin
lol
Cameron Brooks
>arbok
Not glorious Steelix. It's like you're not really excited to show it to her
Justin Russell
>greek tragedy
you know, that's funny as in ye ole greece, female characters in tragedies were played by male actors with wooden masks
so you accidentally implied he sold his game to a trap
>stfu fag yeah i know i don't have many things cheering me up so i chuckle at things like these
Kayden Flores
Hell, you could even play it on your phone with a much larger resolution than a Gameboy. All for free lol.
Samuel Lee
OP has to be trolling, nobody is this cringe irl
Lucas Murphy
Yes, of course.
I got your back user, you don't have to be expose to the real world.
Brayden Cruz
Jesus fucking christ
Robert Walker
whatever you do its gonna be creepy also. how old is she?
Colton Long
Diglett.
Aiden Powell
You obviously never known an autistic person
Joshua Jenkins
Tell her you'll commit suicide if you don't get a handy.
Luke Ross
Dang dud you're fucking weird
Lucas Torres
fucking freak
Grayson Garcia
oh boy
imagine quoting this and saying "that's the least creepy thing OP could do"
Jack Green
Don't talk to her. Dont look her up. She wants your game not your dick. Are people on Sup Forums really this autistic? Are you guys so desperate for a girl to like you you want to track a girl down because she bought a game from you? I can't wait to see how that goes. >hello mlady. >hi... who is this? >its the guy you bought pokemon emerald from. Remember? >yeah... how'd you get my Facebook? >i searched for it after hearing you were a girl. How are you enjoying the game? >hello? >mlady? >this facebook user has unfriended you. If you're going to try to get in hwr pants you gotta be more covert. Just talk to her saying you thoight she was cute and if she ever brings up the game you could be like. "Oh I just sold my copy to someone." And let the convo take its course. Eitherway you should probably just not talk to her.