HAIKU THREAD

HAIKU THREAD
Write Haikus. The rules:
>17 syllables in total
>3 lines
>first line 5 syllables, second line 7, third line 5

I'll start:
>My penis got hard
>From looking at young boy's cocks
>Masturbation helps

OP is a faggot
OP is a fucking faggot.
OP is a faggot.

Twenty syllables
You will have to kill yourself
Live with timestamp

NOOOO MESSED UP LAST LINE
I'M KILL

I open four chan
Andy Sixx log threads fill screen
Chan was never good

OP has the right
idea, let's test Sup Forums on
Creativity

The second line on
your Haiku has only six
syllables brother

OP starts a thread
All he wants are some you's
OP is a fag

Traps are gay, fam.
And so you are, OP.
Kill yourself, Cunt.

I made a mistake
I typed "on" instead of "of"
Still it was great fun

Silly boy, you are
Incorrect, I indeed have
seven syllables

4 - 6 - 4
Too stupid to make Haikus?

Not him, but

I-de-a-lets-test-b-on

Makes 7

> Thinking up haiku's
>Makes my brain slow and painful
>Fuck you OP, you cunt

Nice, except last line is six

Tell me, does "You" or "are" count as one syllable?
I am not native speaker.

Uh Oh, you used too
many syllables in the
second line, buddy

In English, one syllable each

---1---------2-------3--------4--------5-------6-------7--
makes -- my -- brain -- slow -- and -- pain -- ful

Then I wrote 4-5-4 mate. But thank thee for thy enlightening reply.

First line must have five
Second needs to have seven
Third is is back to five

>Stop lewding lolis
>please just stop lewding lolis.
>you are a pedo.

I quit. Have fun, chaps.

whoops there buddy I
stand corrected, carry
on with poetry

They count 0.5 each

Sorry, Tourette's
>First line must have five
>Second needs to have seven
>Third is back to five
Fixed

Nice, but 6 for second

well fuck my brain is
starting to give me some pain
I'm out, have nice day

FUCK

Came into this thread
No one can write good haikus
Feel bad for bumping

>FUCK
Yep. Six in last line

I made a boy thread
Because I want Finn Wolfhard
To suck Levi's cock

Thread to write Haikus
I have posted several
4 Chan; no-one cares

I care deeply Sup Forumsro
haikus are one of life's joys
not so much on Sup Forums

First time on four chan
In my years of lurking here
One shows empathy

Niggers gunna nig,
I thought that I had it bad,
Wow op is fag

Hate to criticise
Three lines with no connection
Is not a Haiku

Black people wuz kangz
before we colonized them
let's apologize

Kings in a shit-hole
Brought to civilized country
Still live like monkeys

Rewrite
>Kings in a shit-hole
>Brought to civilized country
>Still act like monkeys
That's better

>Rewrite my Haiku
>To better show my disdain
>For chances squandered

Time is passing by
I must go cook some supper
This thread was quite fun

>bye Sup Forums

Suck a fat one fag
Nobody cares about kangs
Niggers gonna nig