NBA GENERAL

the medical mystery of being 6'5" and having a door stopper pee pee edition

shit fraud """""MVP"""" edition

>Hornets beat Hawks 105-90
>Celtics beat Wizards 110-102, John Wall reportedly shook as FUCK
>Rockets barely beat Nuggets 125-124, le door stopper pee pee man with the game winner
>Warriors beat Thunder 111-95, boring shit game

Clippers currently up on Knicks 20-17

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>Basketball

#processing

that's where door stop peepee comes from?

why are you letting this random whore ruin harden's reputation? Us men need to band together against sluts who try to suck and tell

>came out 3 years ago
go git um champ

this is from two or three years ago, it's /nba/ canon at this point

I get a kick out of knowing my dick is bigger than harden, draymond, and lebron's

He's winning MVP. Just accept it.

Ever notice how the people that care about stats the most are the ones that don't watch games or even enjoy basketball?

Give me a quick rundown of the Thunde game? What the h*ck was going on??

These are the same people that base opinions on players because they fucked them over in their fantasy draft or DraftKings lineups.

Stay shook wiz

(((((they))))) gave the warriors the win

just wait til next season, we team ball now

Is the pressure on the Wizards now?

I don't give a fuck about that shit. I just enjoy the game and the players. People can play their heart out and impact the game in amazing ways and still have bad stats and retards will ignore all that because they weren't paying attention to the game or even watching.

Why does it feel like the clippers are done even though they are getting healthy? They started off strong and the team is better than last year but they just seem out of it

They as in refs.

3 years ago you were team Randle, 2 years ago you were team Russell, last year you were team Ingram. All 3 players are shit. Guess how lonzo is gunna be like

sixteen rings bitch

that's because it's called Most Valuable Player not Tried The Most Hardest Player.

if it were just about heart Delly would win it every year. You actually have to be GOOD in order to win MVP. Westbrook fags can't seem to rap their heads around that

You MotherFuckers!

If the Thunder had KD or a player like him, Westbrook would win a championship this year.

wtf is shaq mumbling?

I looked up and saw 4 white guys on the court for the knicks. What the fuck

>this year

>this
i cant fap to non IR porn

Randle had a near triple double, Dlo had 40 and Ingram had 18

You are just spouting lies lmao, pathetic!

@74799393
You're not even b8ing properly. You're just making a shit post. There is a fine line. You have to be convincing and make me believe your post is serious, continue to do this for multiple posts and then at the right time when you've frustrated the person you're b8ing you can reveal you've been trolling them the whole time.

You're initial post is awful.

>if it were just about heart Delly would win it every year

>austin rivers

Damn they must be in playoff hunt then with those great players

Does anyone actually believe that Westbrook is better then Harden???

there's no rules to shitposting retard. Not every sarcastic/tongue and cheeck reply is about making someone upset, some people just like shooting the shit.

you claim to be an expert on Sup Forums culture yet it seems you yourself don't even understand

[citation needed]

broshipped

Well no they aren't. They are in the Western Conference not the d league the Celtics play in, its a bit tougher out here cupcake

>I get a kick out of knowing my dick is bigger than harden, draymond, and lebron's

Only he can save us from the Warriors now...

Lakers fans didn't even realize Dlo scored as many points as he did because he was playing SG the entire game and was given open threes by lazy as fuck Cavs defense. As soon as the Cavs started they took the lead and controlled the game.

This shows Dlo can't play PG and he's a selfish scorer and shouldn't play PG anymore. But a two PG back court is awful on defense so it's not sustainable. Only way to fix this is to have a tall PG that can play defense, like Lonzo, but he's not good defensively on ball. He's off ball.

Lakers are set to fail with Dlo until he elevates his PG game and goes to the next level of creating openings for other players instead of only passing when someone is already open or hunting for his shots.

Five from Minnesota

Its kind of amazing Dougie McThunderBuckets made it out of the ghetto, for a poor young mixed kid, he's done alright for himself

Is John Wall shook again?

@74799499
You're awful at this.

HARDEN MVP

HARDEN MVP

HARDEN MVP

HARDEN MVP

WESTBABYS BTFO LMAO

>This shows Dlo can't play PG

tfw celtics are elite again

Lol yeah that's why they aren't in the playoff hunt. Their conference is tougher. That's definitely why.

all me

>being this autistic
Stop posting.

If it wasn't for the Immortal Elder God Jerry Buss I would fucking hate the Lakers. I want so badly for Walton to succeed but every single player on that team is straight fucking trash.

>Paul George: "This is my city"

goddamn lakers fans BTFO beyond repair

Way to completely ignore the point. He played SG in the game your image is referencing.

This dude is black as fuck. Straight African South Sudan darkness tier.

Way to completely be butthurt

Pbu :^)

If you gave Popovich the Warriors players would they be even better?

Kill yourself

It's a dig at Hayward, who went to Butler and grew up in Indy. George is still leaving for LA as soon as he gets the chance, and this is coming from an Indiana native

This is legitimately the worst general on all the major boards.

I'm dumbfounded by how awful this place is.

>7kt is pastebin fag
i knew it! he never got over getting BTFO by ayy81

he'd just run him out of town like the last two because doesn't pass the ball

Probably not.

let me believe

>that one guy that saves everyone's reaction images
So so weird

It's Us Against The World

Why does harden always got that look lmao

anyone who thought the thunder would even come close to beating the warriors have never seen them play a game this year...

warriors killed them all three previous games what would ppl think was different atbout this one just because KD is gone? Thunder are still a bad team regardless or record or westbrock...

>he never got over getting BTFO by ayy81
Shut the fuck up Larry

fair enough

Your new gimmick is awful Lorry.

Back to the trash you go.

No one cares my man

Who the fuck is candy deep throat? Stop giving these hos attention

/hoc/ is much worse, at least /nba/ routinely produces quality content

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They almost had everything under control! If the Thunder could just get Westbrook to the playoffs he can bring them a Championship. They have to get him there though!

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I only posted 2 of those

I have to represent in a door stopper pee pee edition thread

hindside is 50/05

It's a pretty close race

Fuck off with your micro dick Harden. Get some surgery

I've reported about half the posts in this thread and only a couple were deleted.

Why have the mods abandoned this place?

I agree! Westbrook is struggling because he has a team of nobodies who can't hit a shot.

Imagine if he had a crazy scorer in Durant on his team! They'd be unstoppable! Especially with the way Westbrook can pass the ball to his teammates!

How is this Fucking legal!? He's using his shoulder to push off on and complete the dunk!

I dont see color...

Wait is this hooker "Throatzilla"? I used to follow her on snapchat, she was from dallas or some shit and would record herself blowing dudes while wearing a ski mask. It was weird as fuck

The GOD Curry

Bow down /nba/

refs are anti-bully unfortunately...

It's a fucking video game numb nuts

>If the Thunder could just get Westbrook to the playoffs he can bring them a Championship.
Not sure why the fuck you believe this.

>youtube.com/watch?v=dUsdbj0U4FQ

that dunk was amazing beause lance seemed to hang in the air for extra long before he threw it down!...!

Someone explain why Fultz is rated higher than Ball. He couldn't even carry his team to the tournament. Then again neither could Simmons

Your reference is lost on me.
Colour*

Name the last good "content" made here and you'll find it was three or more months ago.

B-E-A-utiful. The dunk that shook /nba/ to its core.

You gotta ease up on the exclamation marks man, this reads like a 2nd grade "what I did last summer" essay

Ball has an ugly jumper

sorry men...!

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This... We need to bring "him" back

Basically is Harden meets Irving with D

But! It's! Funny! Because! He's! Being! Sarcastic!

what is this supposed to represent?