Shota - shota edition

shota - shota edition

soup snowballing edition

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Basically the entire second season happened because Slaine discovered that Hime was still alive and that it was a setup, so he went to join the Terrans, and give them information / be a double agent, and the terrans got attacked shortly after Slaine got there, so Inaho, without even asking any questions or waiting for an explanation, just opened fire on Slaine. It's fun when the main character is the biggest dumbass in the whole show, a complete psychopath responsible for the deaths of millions of people, including his own people, and really if you look at it objectively, the bad guy.

I was pissed that he still won in the end.

who isn't on steam 24/7? edition

I'm not

bad people, i tell you what.

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buump

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oh that's right, fucking inaho ruined everything. I was hoping slaine and the blond haired dude that was torturing him would team up, but then he fucking dies right afterwards

i'll bump YOUR butt

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shota shouldn't be this sexy and edgy

you can't fault me for not trying

captcha: anlieger snuggs
sounds cute

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o-oh, okay

Repetitive redundancies...

verbose verbosity

Femanon here, I recently realised that I am more attracted to shotas than to actual guys my age. Its becoming a problem

>180 cm
>tfw 149 cm
>fictional characters from my childhood video games are still taller than me

>149
Holy shit, I legit havent seen a guy this short in my life

tbh if you're under 3m tall you're a manlet

no one cares go to a straight shota thread

lolwut

Dont worry its ok
Just say sorry if you get caught

You should become a teacher.

There is this novel you would like, Tampa. It's about an adult woman who seduces teen boys. It's pretty hot honestly.

people under 300cm tall are manlets. this is a fact.

I guess that means I'm one step closer to being a shota!

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I enjoy non-straight shota as well
I AM a teacher, thats why its becoming a problem

you can't post that image without saying rawr you hack

Can you resist the shotadick forever?

>I AM a teacher, thats why its becoming a problem
Don't really see how it's a problem.

If you're hot they're probably already lusting after you.

google a midget and you'll find shorter

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ガオ~

Thats illegal you know

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delicious soup with a cute shota bathing inside... now i'm hungry and horny. well, one can be helped

sorry i don't speak armenian

y-you too

But what if he pees in it how shotas pee in swimming pools?

にゃん~

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okay that's better

okay that's bad

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hot off the presses

>ywn experience the 2.5x13 for real
depressing

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if you know someone with a 2.5x13 then sure tell them to hmu

Which is digested in an ephemeral instant
Also since the other feggit failed to
Rawr!

Yes, but not immoral. Teenage males can give simple consent.

Informed consent doesn't even exist for males. We are machines with cocks.

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No.
Bad.
Put the words down, nice and easy, no sudden moves

i feel like this is a reference i'm not getting

and thank you for the correct application of rawring.

fuck i want soup rn tho

Pls no, any fusion of 3d anything and 2d leads to cringe, sketch or b&/ bread delete

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more HxH!

This is diabolically adorable

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what does this even mean?

And so the guilt trips begin..
Again.

the adorablest

nobody knows, actually.

my entire life is guilt tripping other people tbh

hell that looks like my ass and asshole

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rip thread

Duuuude, why ya gotta harsh the mellow like that.
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
2.5 x 13 and snuggs are in your future

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doesn't even look fully shaved / 10
try harder.

forget the 2.5x13, i just want soup and snuggs.

Nah, just being dumb
Also that person (you) posting sucks at being me

>dat precum

Hard to recreate each individual posters' autism correctly.

Statistically wouldn't many?
How well acquainted with your boipucci are you even?

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>mutilated dicks

No one asked to be circumsized user, including me

My dick still functions, unfortunately I have hair on the bottom of my cock. I think my scrotal skin migrated up from fapping daily as a teen. My dick is bigger than it was when I was 16 or so.

I like my little penis hoodie. You americans make me sick mutilating your children for no reason.

I wish I could play with your penis hoodie

And I wish American doctors would stop cutting baby dicks as well.

>having a penis at all
lmao

its too sensitive to play with!
I'm still pure so I don't know how it feels to have someone play with it but I am terrified that it will hurt.

at least it doesn't bleed or change your mood or give you cramps

user stop, you're getting me worked up.

I'd be gentle, just kisses and licks until you're begging for more.

Penises are superior in every way.

>less chance of a UTI
>can aim
>looks incredible
>getting a huge boner is a serious ego boost

Literally the only drawback is it's easier to injure the balls. But as you get older you learn to avoid such things.

>having organs at all
you truly are primitive beings

I can't even imagine how boring and shitty life would be without my cock and orgasms and sex

It's not my intention to get you all worked up lol
I would have to really really trust you to let you play with it and be gentle.
I have a serious problem with people touching me. I'm extremely ticklish and I absolutely hate it, ugh, I'm just getting reminded of all the ways I feel I'd be terrible when getting intimate with someone.

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legal?

>all these Anons falling for the sex meme

the polis are on the way as we speak

take your shitty threads back to /d

>watching spooky ghost videos
>something in room falls over
someone hold me

I'm sorry user that is sad. I always want to be touched but not many people are interested because I am an insufferable person with political views that trigger literally everyone. Also I'm really boring.

I'm ticklish too, maybe full body contact would be better for you. Less ticklish.

>Forget the 2.5 x 13
GET OUT.
yeah, I'd be blissful with just snuggs.
No grey area buddy or bf for that, only pets, family and friends and those are different, and two of my friends wives get jealous when I do that

Y geographical distance?

Not lewd enough