Walk outside

>walk outside
>see this
>wat do?

>invite it to my room
>we fuck
>fall in love
>get married
>it births a baby out its ass

Have some good old holesome fun.

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hold up, ist that the allmighty touhou?

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Do a 360 and walk back inside

Create a advance device that turn it into a actual women with a pussy

Would let itfuck me. A real futa is my unreal fantasy

I'd rather spend my nights massaging her hard 5 foot dick into softness before using her balls as a comfy pillow

where is the fun in that?
actually id perfer her dick being smaller

>you hear your window breaking at night
>it wakes you from your slumber
>you see this
>wat do?

succ dik

>grab that beer out her hand
>chug it
>bend her over the bed
>fuck her in the ass

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do you know how much 360 is?

I've read the doujin, she has a pussy.

If only it didn't have a dick

>2017
>not liking dicks by now

>a male having sex with a nother male is gay
>a male is a human with a penis
>I am male
>twink in the picture has a dick and therefore is male
>in conclusion, its fucking gay

gay is just a word

Homosexuality is a mental illness that must be culled

And what's the matter with being gay?

how many children do you have?

2

Not really, just the problem that people won't admit that something is, in fact, gay.

dammit

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Newfag begone

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Prove me wrong, faggot

ez, what is your favourite color?

roniplz

Red?

Ok, mine is black. Like red is a mental illness that must be culled

Liking red doesn't give you a significantly higher chance of having STDs or a higher risk of being a pedophile or a way higher chance of having some other mental illness

And? The only thing that being gay give you a chance of somethinf that you say is having STDs and is not higher, it depends on who do you choose to fuck.

blah blah gays are evil because disease exists and it was created by their gayness!
blah blah a minority of them may be ped0 or mentally ill so the rest are bad too? also straight people never have those problems

weak argument brah

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Call that poor woman (male) a doctor because she obviously has several very large tumors.

Ask for the beer.

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>Hey human. Come to my place. I've got candy.
What do?

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