Adventure thread
Different OP but same idea. state your action in your reply, dubs or higher is what I choose
>Dubs have a chance of failing
>Trips never fails
>Quads wins with their action
You awaken upon a dirt road, with copper axe in hand you look up to see you are at a cross roads with two signs...
items: Copper axe +1 damage
Run towards the merchant village maiming anyone you see
goto the goblin village and kill them with your schlong
chop off your foot
Whip out your dick and jizz in your mouth
roll
Kill self
reroll
commit seppuku
an hero
winrar
trips he an't fail
/thread
fucking glorious, couldn't have asked for a better result
don't think OP is gonna deliver unless he did it irl.
Op here this shit takes time
And so ends the story of the black knight, all because some faggot on Sup Forums rolled trips
HE RESURRECTS
good job
it seems like the adventurer must have pissed off god in a past life because he was sent back to this hell hole.
In the distance you see what appears to be a merchant approaching
Take off helmet and piss in it
talk to him and rob him if you can
roll
Take nudes to sell to merchant
reroll
Commit harakiri
This
Just let him rest
kill the fucker and take all his loot!
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nigger
shoulda quit while you were ahead
Die
Offer him to have gay sex with you
shit not again
bump
you are right handed, you naturally decide to take you left hand and chop off your right hand, the first swing you accidentally smack your wrist with the blunt side of the axe, the second time you just barely cut off your ring finger, the third and final swing chops off your right hand, but you now have a stump ending halfway up/down. your forearm, you now need to decide which path you will take to find some healing supplies
close but too late
I even fixed the start of OP's story
dead
back to life again, then and ask the merchant for amazon gift cards