ITT:Most fucked up school experience

ITT:Most fucked up school experience

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One time I went to an American public school for 12 years.

that's fucked up

Got a hard on in the shower after gym class. Called faggot for the next four years of high school.

damn son

School in NYC was very much like prison. One day, at different times three fights broke out right next to me. It was also flag day, so the gangs had a fight at 2:15 p.m. between the Haitians and others.

Kekels

I've got a small one or two I can greentext if people can bump the thread for a minute

>now THATS a sticky situation

Aight, first one.

> Be me, 16 Junior
> Older brother went to a different school, but his friend went to my school
> Brother's friend (calling him T for ease) is dating a girl (G) for a few months
> G cheats on T with some other dude
> T gets pissed off, has anger problems and confronts other guy (J)
> They break out into a fist fist in the middle of the hallway, broken up by teacher
> Fast forward a few days, T trying to get G to explain why she cheated on him
> G apologizes, says she loves both T and J, and can't decide who to be with
> Inb4 J comes by and gloats "Ayo, dont be mad cuz you bitch wants some new dick" (everyone involved is white, J is a wigger)
> T gets pissed, initiate Fight_2.jpeg
> Next day
> J eating lunch in cafeteria with his other trash wigger friends
> T SPRINTS INTO THE FUCKING CAFETERIA
-- T did not have the same lunch period, literally left class saying he was going to bathroom to sprint 500 yards to rush into cafeteria
> T runs up behind J and Randy Orton's his skull into the fucking table as hard as possible
> Blood literally gushing from J's head, spurting all over table, friends, and carpet

cont?

Fuck yes

yes

Starting in middle school and intensifying in high school, vicious rumors were spread about me taht would get a grown adult fired from their job and put under investigation.

god damn
more pls

continued

T, J, and G love triangle

> Blood spewing from J's head, teacher's come sprinting over
> T isn't even wailing on J, just standing there with a smug smile on his face
> J gets rushed to hospital
> T just smiling as he gets escorted by our schools rent-a-cop
> fast forward few days, haven't heard from T or J
> Carpet around where J got shreked is sectioned off, still stained with shit ton of blood
> fast forward another few days, T is back in school - got suspended for 3-5 days, can't remember
> J gets out of hospital (stitches, but was fine otherwise - still a retarded wigger, damn doc couldn't fix him) on same day
> Sitting in cafeteria with T (he was a rage-induced moron, but knew him for a long time) and G, eating lunch
> Front door to school opens (its right next to cafeteria), J comes in
> Laughing and hooting and hollering, bandage still around his head under his wigger nigger flat-billed hat
> "Ayo son! That all you got!?!? You think that's enough to take me out? Sheeeeit, I hit you where it HURTS!"

cont

Once my schools was having a special guest speaker come to school and talk. It cost fifty bucks to go but I chose to go. The speaker was Harvey Weinstein. He asked for volunteers to come up on stage. I volunteered and got picked. I went up there and he asked me how old I was. But instead of asking me straight he asked if I was younger or older than 18. i told him I was exactly 18. Hew then proceeded to finger my butthole. I paid 50 bucks to get fingered in the ass by The Steiner.

Never really did anything in school. Just went to classes, slept, and took creepshots.

Older kid once locked me on the restroom and threatened to kill me, then suggested he would rape me, then went back to threatening to kill me.
Bus school crashed, which was fun too.

what

The time a teacher offered me a cigarette.

They're fighting just because a slut treat them like shit

Bump + dubs

Someone should screencap this and post it on /r/Sup Forums so I can read it on Monday at work (work doesn't care about imgur, but I'd get fired over Sup Forums if I got caught)

Anyways, back to TGJ love triangle, sorry for the delay

> T is now standing up just fucking POINTING at J across the room
> Rest of cafeteria dead silent, curious (most people knew by now about these stupid moron's love struggle due to J getting his head smashed in)
> G is just sitting there schlicking her clitoris maximus, desperate to find out who is the stronger so she can take their seed
> T shouts across the room "The fuck you say???"
> T insta-raged, starts sprinting to J, yelling the same thing over again "Fuck you say dude?!?!"
> J just sitting there with a smile on his face
> doing that stupid shit niggers do when they're excited
> handovermouth.exe
> ohsheeeeitahahaha.mp3
> (J) "I toldchu son, I hit you where it HURTS!!!"
> Of course, no one else has any fucking clue what he's talking about, T included
> T is gunning it full speed for J
> J just laughs and runs back out the front doors
> by now the teachers are just too dumbstruck at how retarded these kids are (keep in mind, these guys are 17 year old seniors)
> J sprints outside, he's a lanky little 120 pound wigglet, so he's faster than T who's kinda stocky, but not fat
> Half the cafeteria is following
> J has a good 500 feet on T, had everything planned out before him
> first moderately intelligent things he's ever accomplished in his life, only took a head injury to get here
> weinitnowboys
> J jumps on top of T's car (T was OBSESSED with cars. Fixing them, buying them, selling them, just obsessed. He had just bought a new car two weeks prior - used, but good looking used car that he put a bunch of money into to nigger it up /spoilerfag


cont.

There was this edgy kid in our grade, and we made up this story about how he had a list to kill certain people in our school and how he would shoot up the school, long story short, our principle got word somewhere and he placed the school on lock down because he did not show up for school, and later his parents came in for his books and our principle just called out that there son was a edgy columbine kid.

Include me in the screencap

Oh shit he went for the mother fuckers car? God damn, that is hitting him where it hurts.

>Be me in elementary school
>See hottest girl in school full bent over in skirt with cute undies on
>PeepCity.jpg
>Guy notices me
>Tells her I'm staring
>360 walk away

continued

> T rages and yells "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
> J turns 360 degrees and walks away

Aguy has urinated on the drain of the pool. He tried to aim the small hole on the top of it, but that was not enough to evacuated the whole thing. he was called pee-pee for years. top kek

This should be the last part, sorry for the ride. Hopefully you enjoyed.

> J is standing on top of T's hood of his most prized possesion (lotta hours at wendy's to clock this bitch)
> Pulls down his pants, ass open to the mass of 50 students and teachers trailing behind the rage-induced T to see
> Poophole puckered right over the windshield
> T starts screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when he sees what J is doing
> J just grimaces as he squeezes out a gallon's worth of liquid diarrhea all over the front of the windshield, laughing the whole time
> mass "EWWWWW" from all of the girls in the crowd
> J gets liquid shit down the back of his legs and pants, doesn't even care, no toilet paper to wipe
> Proud of his victory
> T stops sprinting and just falls to the ground crying (not so tough now)
> Teachers and rent-a-cop go wrangle J, still covered in shit and laughing uncontrollably
> T just sobbing like a baby
> Cop and teachers push through crowd to take J inside to office
> They make it inside, and move into principal's office
> as they get through her doorway, a girl follows them in
> "You can't be here, miss" states Mr. Rent-a-Cop
> "Its okay, he's my boyfriend"
> Its G
> ShitEatingGrin.png by J


And that, is how G and J started their life together and now have a few kids and a marriage after a few more break ups.

Thanks for joining folks!

Not even mad
Edit: I am I did the cachpa correctly and it rejected me

TGJ story poster here, that wasn't me. Story is finished here:

>> 748027226

it's not funny you fucking retard

>not continuing

NIGGER KEEP IT GOING

Lel
>Holy shit

kek, you're reaction is tho

Bruh, the story is done. Look up

Having a hard time believing this. Holy shit

Bomb threat called on school and everyone was already in class except me, so the teachers locked all the doors and left me to die in the hallway

Promise its true. Both of them are fucking retarded, and G is still married to J.

When I was in college, I talked to her on Facebook for a day. She was single, and seemed to be mirin. Talked to her, things were going smooth (I was 4 hours away at school, she asked me to come back to visit).

When I was in highschool, I had short hair. Then, when I was talking to her again after a few years I had about a foot long of hair. She says "You should cut your hair before you come, you look like some rocker guy" (she was into country, I found out during this conversation). Told her to fuck off, never spoke to her again.

No bitch is worth losing my sex appeal for.

>Bomb threat on a school
>Lock yourself inside instead of running the hell away
Your school was suicidal or something???

another

That is why i walked right out the front door and called my dad

A few niggers surrounded me when I was walking home, bad part of town, and threatened to cut me if didn't give them my shoes. Had some hard as fuck plastic knuckle dusters and fuck the one with the knifes day up and the others called the cops.

TLG guy here, I might have a few more short ones, trying to rack my brain. Its been a while.

Aight, round 2. This one isn't as epic. I'm mainly posting it while I try to think of a 3rd story.

> 9th grade
> Well-known nigger at school in 10th grade, named Roderick
> Roderick is just a straight up dumb nigger
> like, retarded level dumb
> So dumb, the entire school calls him "Radio", like the Cuba Gooding Jr. football movie
> Radio was just a dumb smelly nigger, that failed every class but continued to progress through grades
> NoChildLeftBehindAct v2.3.1 [[LAUNCH NOW]]
> Our school was a bit uppity, really large, lots of new additions/remodels
> Had an elevator for the feminists and Wheelies McFeelies (kid I went to school with had no legs as well --- oooooh, that's story 3. I'll get to that one next yay)
> anyways, the elevators literally only go up and down 1 floor, because that's all there is in the school
> One day, Roderick hatches a master plan
> AHA.png
> Roderick apparently had a big nigger dick, so girls didnt care that he was missing half of his teeth, couldnt talk normal, and had the IQ of a left foot
> He tells a girl (nigress, thank our Lord Trump she aint a white girl this time) to come into the elevator with him
> Tells her to suck his dick
> Being a dumb nigress, she does
> Radio and his nigress mistress are so stupid that they don't remember that the elevator is literally 10 feet up and down floors
> Nor do they remember that elevator doors automatically open the moment they reach the floor
> Elevator arrives at destination
> Door opens
> "HUHH?????" a baffled Radio lets out
> 3 teachers, principle included, were waiting for the elevator to arrive to go upstairs
> See nigress on her knees in front of the worlds dumbest nigger
> monkey vine in her hand, she freaks out and scurries away
> Radio finally catches on and tries to close the elevator
> HAH now they'll never catch me
> Teacher presses button from outside the elevator to re-open doors
> Radio !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUH????
cont

continuing

> Radio slams his ashy fingers onto the door close buttons instead, 10,000 times
> Teacher finally steps in with him
> Not allowed to touch students, so they just try to intimidate him and block him into the corner
> 10 inch floppy dick still flailing around
> Radio hatches Master Plan 2.0
> He pushes the teacher back out into the hallway
> Presses the Emergency Stop button, AHA!
> Doors close
> Teachers can hear him laughing
> "Yeyuh! Yall nevuh git me naw!"
> After about 5 minutes he realizes he's stuck in there and can't open the doors
> He asks the teachers to let him out
> They let him know they're calling the maintenance department for the keys, but itll be a few minutes (they mainly wanted him to suffer for being such a faggot)
> Radio hatches grand idea
> Might as well finish what that nigress started
> decides to fap in the elevator
> Cameras in the elevator
> Sprays his load after a few minutes
> Didn't realize there were no tissues, paper towels, toilet paper within this steel fucking cage
> "Awwww maaaaaayne"
> Starts wiping his jizz on the wall and his shirt, trying to get it off his hands and dick
> GottaKeepYourPimpHandStrong.mp3
> Few more minutes go by, Maintenance finally arrives
> Open door to see dumb stinky nigger covered in his own jizz that they know wasn't there before
> TFW they know there are cameras in the elevator
> TFW they call his single mother (lol niggers dont have dads) and ask her to come in to discuss disciplining him
> TFW she just laughs and hangs up the phone
> Radio gets sent to juvie for a week
> Knocks up a girl in juvie
> Tells the girl to abort it, she does
> Starts fucking my friends sister (white girl) a few weeks later
> She says she only dates him for his jungle cock
> Dumps him and he threatens to blow up her house
> She refuses to call the police because she still loves him (his jungle cock)
> Radio graduates a year later with a High School diploma and never completed a single class

Here.

That was both hilarious and depressing.

I think I want a screencap of this as well

Very well. One moment.

...

>2001
>knew this small, timid, and socially awkward kid named fernando
>hanged himself because he thought everyone forgot it was his birthday
>parents found him when they tried to spring a surprise party on him but he never came out of his room after he got home
>huge service held at school for him
>power point slides, music, it was beyond excessive
>people who didn't even know he existed suddenly were bleeding hearts for him
>they didn't even know his name and were acting like their best friend starred in an isis video
>people during the service were even calling him by the wrong name
>get irritated and leave mid service
>i usually sat in the back corner because i'm antisocial and like my space
>didn't think anyone would see me slip out
>one of the teachers follows me and asked why i left
>i tell them what's happening is bullshit and i don't want to be part of it
>they tell me to be more understanding
>explain the aforementioned to them and start to walk away
>teacher stops me again and says they didn't know who he was either, they're just doing their part
>shook my head at them and left
>get called into the principles office the next morning to explain myself
>tell them exactly what i told the other teacher
>got suspended for being insensitive to the other students
>mfw
Got another one.

Thanks!

>same year
>in literature class
>we were watching the old animated hobbit movie
>teacher was one of the most disengaged teachers i've ever encountered
>he turned on youtube.com/watch?v=AakBK5leleE one day told us to write a 1,000 word essay on our interpretation of what the song meant
>douche bag
>anyway he fires up day three or four of the hobbit on one of the projector TVs
>wasn't paying attention and still had one of the screens showing his desk top
>start idling browsing porn
>doesn't have a clue that this is happening
>people start to kind of chuckle but a few people get them to quiet down
>this goes on for several minutes before he opens a DP video and one girl just shrieks
>he looks toward her and sees what's on screen, closes his stuff and tries to act like nothing happened and fixed it so the hobbit movie was on both screens
>never mentioned it or acknowledged it
>some fucking how never got fired over it or seemingly even reprimanded over it

The 7th grade teacher at my school was known to play wow and idle porn during class, but I don't think he ever actually showed it like that