LEGACY OF SAVAGERY edition
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Levi Peterson
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Kevin Richardson
The Jester Race is the VH1 version of Slaughter of the Soul. In Flames are not a poorly-done, warmed over Iron Maiden or Artillery; In Flames are the type of lame sing-along lite rock that can otherwise be found on the heavier Motley Crue LPs. The closest comparison I can think of would actually be the speed metal influenced Skid Row – Slave to the Grind but In Flames have more estrogen in their bloodstream. Medical literature reports that listeners testicles retreat into the body cavity upon hearing the opening riff. To make an In Flames album one must merely kidnap five relatively sane beer metal fans in Iron Maiden t-shirts, inject them with potent cocktails of various benzodiazepines, and buy them an afternoon of studio time. The Jester Race is what would result. In Flames were not a band who wanted to kill everyone like Metallica in 1983, rather they were the assholes in Animal House with the acoustic guitar attempting to make New Wave of British Heavy Metal music a few years later for born again Christians. In Flames are the Swedish Stryper.
Ethan Cox
I vomit on God's child.
Jose Bell
Mayhem is, was, and always will be the best black metal band.
Thomas Hall
impiety is the quintessential tourist filter
Dylan Harris
glammies out
Nathan Bailey
t. year one tourist
also fuck off tripfag
Chase Peterson
theoretically there's room for 2 more columns
Joshua Myers
Gothemburg is good and whoever disagrees is a DMU clone
Ryan Phillips
go post about metalcore on reddit
Brandon Brown
SODOMIZE THE HOLY ASSHOLE
Ian Roberts
Are there people who genuinely believe this?
Isaac Walker
...
Christian Torres
t. tourist lord
Thomas Gutierrez
t. butthurt tourist
Grayson Johnson
*rips the sacred flesh*
Carson Ross
>le shrek
>le fedora
>saving picture from google image search
kyuss
Justin Stewart
hello tourist
Nathaniel King
A D D
D
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Blake Reyes
I hate all forms of metal except for melodeath.
Gavin Wilson
At the Tourist - The Tourist in the Sky is Ours
Ryan Robinson
faggot
Levi Rivera
lads what do you think of the new chart
Anthony Thompson
Touristktor - Tourist Redux
Nathaniel Bell
the absolute madman
Josiah Sullivan
To the user from the last thread:
Why do you think Kvarforth killed him self. He's obviously alive. Am I being meme'd?
Nicholas Harris
It was always going to happen
Cameron Rogers
Touristhammer - Touristic Rites
Chase Lee
Touristthrone - A Tourist in the Northern Sky
Nathaniel Ward
The guy is an obvious shitposter, don't be stupid
William Harris
He admitted to being a retard who can't read
Leo Johnson
The Tourist - Farseeing The Paranormal Tourist
Andrew Foster
Tourester - To the Tour in Vacation
Christopher Brown
Tourzum - Hvis lyset tour oss
Cameron Cook
Vacation Hammer - Epidemic of Tourism
Jeremiah Sanchez
Tourism died in 1993. Only 12 good tours have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already planned by 1993). Tourism achieved its industry peak in tours like Onward To Tourism, Pure Tourism, and The Trinkets in the Gift Shop is Ours, elevating vacations into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Tour and Tourjira, all its potential was squandered and vacations have been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn the tourism industry into MTV spring break).
Nathan Harris
The Autist - The Coldest Sun
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Jeremiah Fisher
Don't post here ever again
Brandon Perry
>The Trinkets in the Gift Shop is Ours
Jeremiah Howard
tourist filtered
Lincoln Brown
You say that yet I bet you have only listened to DMDS you absolute vodka
Ayden Morales
This one is actually pretty good
Julian Lewis
Tourists Shall Burn
Blake Perez
Is post DMDS Mayhem the ultimate tourist filter?
Ryder Brown
honestly, people that buy into LOUIS CACHET shit are usually people who don't really care about metal and follow varg simpy because he is an edgy, famous person a la kanye west, only edgier. Also Varg is somewhat smart in his bullshit, it's easy to construct sociopolitical pseudo ideologies that has no up or down if you do it by saying people what they want to hear: "we can't be saved but by leeching welfare and not partecipate in real world politics you will become a present day neanderthal magic viking that goes on ebin adventures (represented in my game myfagrog now only $$.$$!)"
Xavier Hughes
Anyone got a downlaod for this album?
Brandon Collins
Yes
>this annihilates the tourism industry
Anthony Sanders
Aiden Evans
Ordo Ad Chao is one of the most significant and unique achievements of 2000s metal, and one of the best black metal album of the last eleven years
Robert Hernandez
>melodic rock hard rock
why are you posting this in the metal thread
Benjamin Wood
legitimately, unironically fuck off poptimist tourist
Cameron Bell
why are you replying to yourself?
Julian Evans
this is (You)
Nathaniel Howard
ignore and hide glamposting
William Myers
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Carson Hughes
Accusing me of samefagging seems mighty touristy of you
>inb4 phoneposter
Jackson Lopez
Glad to see there are still trve males who recognize excellent tourist filters
Michael Evans
sad little fuck, do you need directions back home
Nathaniel Gomez
True Touristic Black Metal are bands such as Tourzum, Mortourary Drape, Blut aus Tour, Batoury, Emptourer, Profanatourca and Peste Toure. You can listen to Burzum if you want, but you do not understand the true Esoteric Tourism black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole tour. Tour is real music, not intended for vacationer like you, but the real Esoteric Misantrophic Travellers who do not care like you clown from. Tourism is an elite industry, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Tourism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on travel, on a personal level vacation tourism, collective level Tourism industry. Without a theoretical understanding of the industry, it is useless to dream of understanding Touristic worldview. None of you can not understand industry, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworm. You can not reach an elite level of Tour, so why even dream about it. Tourist and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.
Charles Barnes
>Blut aus Tour
>not Tour Aus Nord
nigger you DISAPPOINT
Hunter Parker
kek
>not using "For real tourists" at the end
Christopher Ortiz
post non metal covers of metal songs
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Jacob Barnes
Noah Jackson
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Zachary Wood
Thomas Torres
Does amy one know where this pasta (the original version) originated? I first remember seeing it in tve comments of a Peste Noire album on youtube. Is that it?
John Thompson
YOU GIVE ME
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Anthony Walker
Nokturnal Mortum is back on Spotify, all they did was release the Ukranian versions of the removed albums lol
Cameron Perez
What's the verdict?
Samuel Flores
>Spotify
tourists out
Matthew Peterson
Mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
Lincoln Nguyen
checkem
Brayden Stewart
akercock cus only cock smokers listen to em lmao
Easton Allen
>ate her cock
Ryan Bailey
This is factually true and they're one of my favorite bands
Tyler Brown
>sodom
Aaron Gomez
GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
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Hudson Jenkins
ive always hated melodeath and i will continue to hate melodeath until the day i die
Aaron Bennett
i'll just leave this here
Zachary Jenkins
that's nice honey
Caleb Garcia
uhhhhhhhhh but that one album doesnt belong in it???
Jaxson Ortiz
>back on Spotify
Paying for not having the music: the absolute state of streamshit meme
Joshua Jones
that one album is shit and you're a tourist
Robert Morales
what happens if you show up to a mayhem show in a nsbm shirt
Isaac Parker
>ulver
Josiah Walker
Blood inside is unironically my favorite Ulver album
Adrian Davis
this filters the tourist
Nathan Perry
you get to see Mayhem perform live
Jaxson Brown
>encucked
Jordan Wilson
sorry dude, it's too done
Henry Baker
>nu-malever
Logan Ramirez
well well, *someone*'s trying to revive old-ish glories
Jason Baker
i don't believe you
Elijah Howard
post albums that *moves* you
Julian Young
looks like some pretentious dark ambient/noise made by an indie musician's black metal side project
David Johnson
What is this?
Michael Jenkins
that's an album you *more with*, you fucking tourist
Aaron Richardson
>prep the bullver
Nicholas Harris
>look at chart
>no Pillard works
you can pick between TtM or OtG
pick wisely
Jonathan Brown
• Avant-garde tourist
• Black tourist
• Tourgaze
• Celtic tourist
• Christian tourist
• Crossover tourist
• Crust tourist
• Cyber tourist
• Tourgrind
• Death tourist
• Tour 'n' roll
• Tourcore
• Tour-doom
• Tour-djent
• Drone tourist
• Extreme tourist
• Folk tourist
• Funk tourist
• Glam tourist
• Goretour
• Gothic tourist
• Groove tourist
• Industrial tourist
• Kawaii tourist
• Latin tourist
• Mathtour
• Medieval tourist
• Melodic death tourist
• National Socialist tourist
• Neoclassical tourist
• Nu tourist
• Pagan tourist
• Pirate tourist
• Pornotour
• Post-tourist
• Power tourist
• Progressive tourist
• Progressive tourist
• Rap tourist
• Sludge tourist
• Speed tourist
• Stoner tourist
• Symphonic tourist
• Technical tourist
• Thrash tourist
• Heavy tourist (Americans)
• Unblack tourist
• Viking tourist