Hey Sup Forumsros, can you help me make someone insane? Context ahead
>be me, 17 >have a sister a year older >live with my mom and her >suddenly a fucking moron moves in (my sister's boyfriend), he's 22 >they are not the douche type, they are just annoying weaboos >everything cool, but this fucking idiot starts screaming like an autistic child everytime he plays league >I was pissed off that day, so I tell him to stop being such a kid, my sister gets mad at me, we have a bad relation full of me bullying them (because of their stupid actions, never without a reason, allways verbally) and them being angry ever since >fast forward today, a year later >he still screams like a fucking degenerate playing league >I don't even care at this point >I make myself the fucking nicest of pizzas >leave it on the kitchen >I hear them putting something on a plate >run to tell them that's my pizza >he says "there is nothing else to eat" >I say "fuck off we have this, that, this other thing, bread, bla, bla, bla, bla"(we have a lot of fucking food) >my autistic sister goes screaming to my sick mom to tell her im going crazy because im telling them not to eat my pizza >I tell them to fuck off >they eat my pizza anyways >this fucking retards deserve death
I know what you are thinking, just move, right? I can't do that, because if I move before them they will NEVER leave my mom alone, she hates his screaming as much as I do, they are like her cancer and me being in the house is the only possible cure, so yeah, I want to make him lose his mind, tips?
Also, in case you think they don't deserve it, believe me, they do.
Kill them by decapitating them with a kitchen knife and sacrifice their still warm bodies to the Gods for personal gain.
John King
if u are a big man beat him up. if not get big then beat him up
Charles Taylor
>Impregnate your sister >Guy thinks it's his kid >bails
Anthony Ramirez
Just lace the next pizza you leave out with ridiculous amounts of LDS. Put it in their drinks, just keep on dosing them with it. If they try to blame you, who is going to believe them? They're on drugs.
Evan Rogers
Lace the next pizza with arsenic.
Cameron Allen
stuff that can't put me in jail, please? I just really want this to be over, they are garbage human beings
Extra details for the truly interested: >they say they are moving to Japan >they are both learning japanese (lol) >he is still fucking stuck in bronze after a year >they vape >they are rick and morty fans >they don't have any real friends
Jaxson Ramirez
Beat his ass.
Christian Reed
trying to avoid charges, he can't fight
Mason Walker
I don't understand, how can people end up like this?? Was your sister raised differently or is she just a sperglord?
Eli Robinson
>>be me, 17
BAN THIS TWAT
Ian Sanders
>fast forward today, a year later
lrn2read
Gabriel Bennett
Man tell him to move the fuck out
Xavier Young
delete his league account op, do it!
Lincoln Rodriguez
Idiot
Jacob Hall
Does he have a job or at least a degree?
Owen Mitchell
Lotta small things. Super passive aggressive. Start gaslighting them.
Not sure how, I don't play, but get his league account banned. If you can get on his account, start using bots/hacks/chat abuse/etc. Use a keylog or something if possible. Make sure you get that shit permab&.
Order some pizzas when they're home in his name and say you'll pay with cash.
Ryder Hughes
Just do the same pizza stuff next time but pump the pizza with laxatives, that will teach them for life
Michael Diaz
She was allways low on self esteem, I never gave a fuck, she was sad and scared when she lost her friends, I never gave a fuck, she was desperately trying to fit in (which made it way harder), I never gave a fuck. Now she can't be in public with normal people without going crazy and I still don't give a fuck
they say they are moving all the time, but they keep making excuses He works in the supermarket, didn't finish highschool
Samuel Ortiz
>can you help me make someone insane?
Marry them.
Oliver Thomas
I'd die to see his reaction to that
Landon Jones
>ridiculous amounts of LDS. Yes because nobody likes Mormons on their pizza
James Jones
>LDS Yes. Dose them with Mormons, OP.
Camden Taylor
I agree.
Easton Wilson
fucking lol
Dylan Kelly
Start doing surveys or call-ins or something of his shitty customer service at the grocery store. Explain how rude he was and how you don't think you'll be coming back to that location.
Austin Walker
dubs of truth
Adrian Cook
that's actually genius, thanks a lot
Grayson Bennett
Don't call it league Thats exceptionally faggish
Josiah Williams
why tho
Daniel Myers
Pay some random people to say things along the line of "wake up" "you're dreaming" "why won't you wake up?" To him. Slowly it will drive him insane and make him think he is in a coma.
Isaiah James
Staged murder They'll arrest your sister
Daniel Bennett
Where's your dad? Also, they aren't doing any of those things. They have it good there why bother doing anything?
Cut off his fucking internet man. Better yet the electricity till they start going to work and paying for shit.
Gabriel Bell
He died when I was 10, you don't know how much I wish he was here to tell his daughter her boyfriend is a faggot
Ryder King
Is your sister fat?
Anthony Carter
Jeez, sounds like she's doing anything to replace him. Must be frustrating for you huh? Maybe you just need to step up and make your position as the man of the house fully known.
Luke White
He's black, he doesn't have a dad.
Jacob Adams
Get mom to put house in your name with promise that he'll be gone in a month. Obtain deed and charge him outrageous amount for rent. He'll be gone in no time.
Carson Anderson
how did you guess? also they just stealed my pizza when they are supposedly on a diet, they keep surprising me about how pathetic they can be
Colton Thomas
Not gonna lie, I would probably poop in their room while they're out somewhere.
And jsut refuse to clean it up.
Noah Williams
Drug their food with poop pill shits, delete his games, hide some of his shits, and just pull generic pranks too. Also maybe you can impregnate the sister (optional)
Cooper Hill
I don't give a fuck about her, her feelings, the way she deals with the dead of my father or anything to do with her, she's just not worth anyone's time or effort house is not ours it's a good option, but im trying to be as elegant as possible atm
Sebastian Sullivan
Damn. Well, too bad your sister is fat. Otherwise I'd say cum in her shampoo.
Liam Wood
Change internet password Blame on a hack Act super pissed about it Only use internet on tour phone in you bedroom with door locked Nobody will step up to figure it out or fix it
Jaxson Barnes
Got it, im going to delete league from his computer and while he is like crazy trying to download it again im going to restart the internet once and again untill he commits suicide, comes to my room to confront me or just die of anger, also, if he punches first I can beat his ass, right?
Cooper Perez
Pur Ora gel in toothpaste Cream cheese in deodoranflour in hair dryer Google "pranks" You can claim it was all in good fun As long as no injuries or property damage
Jacob Perry
like, legally im just defending myself, wouldn't I?
Evan Scott
Just shit in his room man, lot easier
Jackson Clark
Tell your mom to stop being such a bitch and kick him out, assuming she hates him just as much. Also why did she let them eat your pizza, not much help as a parent. Stealthily steal tiny things of his, things he won't really notice until at one point he goes "hey where did this go." Keep stealing little things. Eventually put them right back where you found them. Also if you're on the same wifi network as someone i'm pretty sure there's a way to remotely shut down their computer. You can also block his specific MAC address to deny access. Pick some sort of object, and leave it everywhere he goes. I just remembered that one pineapple greentext, try something like that.
Best of luck with this faggot.
David Allen
If he's not on the lease the landlord can kick him out
Josiah Johnson
As long as he throws the first punch then yes, absolutely, you can defend yourself. Always keep a pocket knife on you or something so you can stab him.
Jace Roberts
he is not violent at all, in his house his mother controlled him like a puppet, even made him take off some of his edgelord pearcings, even if I was smaller I could beat the crap out of him, didn't do it yet out of respect, but you don't mess with a man's homemade pizza, he earned what is coming
Isaac Ward
If don't fight back it will be a million times easier to get him arrested for assault. But if you do fight back make sure to record the situation and make sure the recording doesn't contain the part where you goad him.
Camden Walker
You need to find something dear to him, which sounds like his league account. If you can get his password and get him banned or demoted in ranked. If not get control of the wifi. Shut it off during his games, but not for the whole game. Let him come back online to watch his team lose.
I was literally about to google for those fake-sugar bears to link to op.
Aiden Watson
Find a time when he's not home and USB kill all of his ports on the computer
Levi Wilson
1. Get a female friend to hit on him and make out with him
2. Take pics of them making out and show to sis
3.???
4. Profit
Landon Cox
I think the metasploit app for android also had a remote kicker as well, if you have a smartphone/tablet and can't install gentoo. Still needs MAC spoofing in the wireless card though, so it might depend on the phone/tablet.
Juan Gonzalez
I have some solutions for you. Dose them with LSD or some type of psychedelic, you won't have trouble with that it sounds like. You could also drive a wedge between the guy and girl. Put some red lipstick on (Yes actually put it on it needs to look real, just wipe it off after don't be all gay about it) and kiss a white shirt of his or another thing you can find around that he would have with him. If the girl does the laundry, go into his dirty clothes bin and find some pants and put a condom in there. She will find it and wonder why it is in his pocket (Along with the recently discovered shirt with lipstick on it)
Asher Campbell
you had me at stuck in bronze. legit tell him to quit league or kill himself as there is no other path to escape
Carson Cruz
this op get a condom fill it with a bit of lotion cream and put it in his or hers room
Christian Perez
>>they eat my pizza anyways The fact that it didn't end with the bf getting the partially-digest pizza beaten out of him shows what a faggot you are.
David Phillips
shit I would've murdered that motherfucker without giving him a warning if I saw him eating my pizza
and the sister too of course and then rape her
Cameron Nguyen
put his computer on your wifi's list of computers to block.
Asher Scott
This isn't op but you are a faggot for saying that LMFAO
Ethan Peterson
Where u from op?
Brody Torres
What a faggot who says twat
Leo Sanders
A series of deliberate, and progressively benign to vaguely unable to be noticed inappropriate, uncomfortable behaviors which erode whatever you perceive holding your sister and boyfriend shacked up. Basically find what he is getting out of the deal and mess with it in the most pretending to be helpful ways.
You'll get better at it until one day you happen uponsome way to accidentally break that fuckers leg and your sister or mother is just no longer in the mood for his bullshit, and he flips to some law enforcement degree or crutches out of there on his own power.
If you're gonna do this do it all the way and don't half ass shit or leave evidence.
Be a man.
Lincoln Smith
blacklist every device they own watch him scream even louder because he cant play league of shit heads then make another pizza and put ex lax on it
Carter Wilson
Simple. Elegant
Jace Bell
op i agree with bad fucking idea he will just be there longer and take advantage
Cooper Thomas
If you have a MacBook or want to run Linux on your machine, check this out: github , com/k4m4/kickthemout
Find the private IP of his computer and leave that running for a while.
Thomas Anderson
my sister is so scared of being alone she will defend and make excuses for any of his behaviours, the current one for him yelling at league is "it's his way of getting all the anger out" what anger? he pays no rent and can buy any stupid shit he feels like buying, every couple of months he buys some expensive bullshit just to get bored of it a week after
Jackson Barnes
God my roommate rages. I wasn't ever able to say anything about it because we were equals. Then he lost his job and I was helping him out. He's my best friend but I couldn't take the fucking raging so I had to use my newly obtained leverage to say if you don't stop screaming at games you gotta gtfoh
Jose Campbell
god he's such a faggot, can't wait to pull off my unstalling league plan, I want him to try and beat me so badly (when I do it I will put a camera on a corner of my room in case he comes in looking for trouble)
Lincoln Mitchell
is it a desktop or a laptop?
make his hard drive fail.
James Garcia
Buy a dog whistle, or maybe like cum on, and if possible, in his food. Or maybe get up super early and unplug everything in your household, including your own stuff, and while that is being done, clog all of your sinks with shit. That'll show them.
Nicholas Bennett
Just do this shit man >make another pizza >lace it with sleeping pills >knock out both of them >drag them to their bed > where latex gloves so you won't leave finger prints > turn on gas in the oven > leave a candle in the kitchen > cleanup any evidence that you were there >leave the house, and go to a bar, and get so drunk you don't even remember what you did >wake up in an Alley >go home to your burnt house >act like you are devastated >make up a back story that ypou were at the bar all night. >they will think the niggertard boyfriend made pizza and left the gas on and fell alsleep > everyone is dead but you. You sis and mom will be dead because they deserve it >write a book about your devastating tragedy >profit and live in luxary
Aaron Miller
Install a rat on his computer and fuck with him in subtle ways. Slowly make them less subtle. Start making it seem like your house is haunted. Scare the fuck out of him