What is your ideal gf?

what is your ideal gf?

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What OP posted but with redhair and a firecrotch.

she's out there somewhere! I just know it!

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This type of thread never fails to be sad.

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>gf
>implying i didn't already upgrade her
i'd describe her, but you'd all call a liar, so i'm not going to waste my time.

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Jesus guys, you are sad.

we know...

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This thread is just sad to look at...

keep posting guys :) i love these
i wanna see which one matches my girlfriend

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>flower on shirt spurts out water
fucking keked!

I wish I could have her too.

-Refugees are welcome

-i like you user, you're a sweet and tolerant human being

-You don't think I'm racist? Do you?

-I love you, user

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I made this all by myself.

I really like that little
>I don't hate you...
at the end

PLease god let me find this girl

I know this gf is shit but I really want her!

I'm a pretty simple man

What is she was all of these, but black? Still cute but she's black.

not possible.
this is what you would be getting if you get a black gf

Traditional smol strong asian genetics gf

Glad I never went down that road...

or any road for that matter....

tomoko is best girl!

> or any road for that matter....
What do you mean?

our only hope

he meant that he hasn't wen't down that road.
he also meant that he hasn't wen't down any road for that matter

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Ideal GF: - Doesn't cheat

That's about it by this point in life.

this but unironically

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ideal gf : isn't imaginary

Relationship goals.

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. die faggot.

the problem with this girl is that even SHE wants Chad!

checked

i am so aroused right now.

Who's Chad?

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this.

It's okay user, I believe you. I got the upgraded version too. Stuff isn't going too well at the moment though....

the stereotypical asshole guy that makes all the girls wet.
in other words he's our worst enemy

So basically meaning that he hasn't gotten that far in life?
I have high functioning autism and aspergers, I suck at metaphors.

I'm Chad. Aka, the guy that your girlfriend fucks when she's out with her friends and probably never tells you about.

What do you think of Brad?

going down a road means taking that route in life. The one he was refering to was the shitty black girlfriend. He's never had a shitty black girlfriend.

The second part of his statement, about having not gone down any road, means he's never had ANY girlfriend. it was a witty way of putting it. a decent punchline to the joke. though its only funny because its true.

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Chad's and Brad's only pretend to get along. Brad is too full of himself.

I'm pretty sure I didn't put those apostrophes there... I guess my computer figures possessive is better than plural. Oh well. is what it is.

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That reminds me of the user posting every other day about wasting 3k a month to some camgirl and she is keeping him firendzoned via whatsapp.

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here's the template that the faggot OP forgot to post

How could anybody like this?

Is and forever will be Thai girls, they really are something else.

>inb4 "girls" or "ladyboys"

The only people that say this shit are the ones that have never been to Thailand.

Maybe..

SHUT UP! TOMOKO IS BEST GIRL!

Had a gf like that, it gets annoying user. Be careful what you wish for

A friend married this, she peed herself in cinema and in my movie room and her stank is sometimes unbearable. Prolly married her only because she gave him a kid.

You must be gay.

This

A fate worse than death.

Petite long red hair green eyes pale skin nice ass and good tits

Nothing could EVER replace Brad!

I know and like a girl like OP's pic, but she long distance and tbh she's not very useful when depress. I'm sure I can fix that by moving to her, but fuck that.

This. Don't talk to her for a day and she calls the next day crying because she thinks you left her.

You're an idiot, Karl, play a record.

Imagine having a gf that never feels the need to shave her legs, armpits, ass, belly and other shit. Hell even I as man would loose interest in sex.

Ok thanks sorry about that

W... Why is watching Constantine a source of insecurity?

can't speak for the others but the reason why I like Tomoko so much is because she doesn't give up. No matter how many times life slaps her in the face she gets back up and keeps trying to improve herself even if it doesn't always work out.

Seeing someone make that effort is extremely attractive because I know I'd never be able to.

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I love her because she reminds me of well, me!
allot of the things she wen't through are things that I go though all the time. and I just felt so bad for her throughout the entire show that I wished it was possible to climb through my monitor and just give her a hug...

So autistic, Right?

Bro! You get it! It's exactly those similarities that make you root for her and overcome all that shit.

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can any other women even compete with clown college gf?

you should hmu user ;)

U L T I M A Cringe

"If moths had eyes"

>pretty eyes (bright blue is god tier)
>freckles
>wide hips
>big lips
>soft skin
>likes to fuck
>likes hiking or going to the gym with me
>has a hobby that can allow me some alone time to sit around and eat sun chips
>likes sun chips
>hates muslims

she sucks, worst girl in this thread

>half life is so much better than HL2
Fucking waifu

>tfw no traditional gf

this

That vasculature... any medical professionals ever tell you it would be easy to give you an iv?

This is the first I absolutely DO NOT want. I've known too many, some not even fat and they are the most useless, dim, psychotic people I know.

I want this.

The color should tell you it is an drug users hand, most likely alcohol. Giving him blood would prolly kill him

Come on user...

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Cringe.

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>an drug users hand
You sound like you're high yourself, user.