So....my name is tyler iam a scientist...

so....my name is tyler iam a scientist, and iam doing a search about suicide in all the boards in Sup Forums i get large number of assumed depressed people, so Sup Forums tell me, 0 to 100, how high is you level of suicide.

50

78
i work on mcdonalds

64

48

12

54

yo mama

60

23

0, Suicide is a cowards way out

If I ever start to seriously consider it. Or if I'm dying for some reason I have already decided that I'm gonna take a trip to Mexico do coke and fuck whores

90

Tried three times but failed, like I fail everything.

Non-zero? I don't have any desire for suicide, but occasionally think about suicide in an academic way so i doubt it can be 0.

Like, i think about clinical immortality. And how after a few thousand years i would probably get bored and decide to die. Most people i know have this fantasy that they would want to live forever. I think a misguided belief but clearly their desire to not ever kill themselves is greater than mine.

200

I am already fucking dead, I'm just waiting for a reason to force your reality to accept it

Sometimes I wish I was dead but I dont want to kill myself.

So probably like a 20.

34

0

0

35

30 - 40 average
50 - 80 on bad days

Depression >98
Suicide

Maybe 10. It would take alot.

Same my dude.

Sometimes I just need a friend to talk to when I feel down.

30

Bout 80 contemplating rn

0 you faggot

I am very unemotional. It's just that sometimes I wish I wasn't alive but to be honest I feel like that's normally just a very extreme way of myself saying I wish I was still asleep because I almost always get that feeling when I wake up early in the morning which is literally every day except weekends but it fades after about an hour.

over 9000

Just do it you attention seaking faggot

If any of you high numbers are women, can I get some of your nudez before you do it? I'm, uh, a scientist too and it's for research.

0 but if I can get money for it to help family, 100... easy

98

All I do is smoke weed and look at pictures of dicks

3% suicidal. Life is not as bad as you make it out to be in your own mind, just remember that it isn't as nice as they describe it being either

80

i'm at 95. once i lose my job i'm all in.

Somewhere between 0 and 100 probably

70

0

Just depressed not suicidal

ha...am glad you have the luxury of thinking so..
you don’t know me, brah.
you don’t know what she did to us
you, as a matter of fact, know shit from shit.

attempting to judge someone without knowing shit about what that person has endured is ridiculous.

you are clueless and know nothing

I laugh at you and yet I feel deep relief in knowing you cannot understand.

Go on, I care didly shit for your criticism because you are incapable of generating respect in me.

fuck off

you are an empty slate, a blank, a null

aw user it will get better just i dunno try to make yourself happier? i know thats shitty advice but why do you think that you are sad? You can make it through anything young man. I promise you it gets better.

20 on normal days
56 on rainy days
and sometimes i get really really sad and have to distract myself from my own head and those days are like 60 but i will never do the suicide what if death is worse than life? what if you die and death is someone scratching your balls with a tooth pick for all of time? id much rather be here on this earth jerking off to crackhead porn

05

probably 43

If you think I haven't endured hardships you're sadly mistaken.

I had the most fucked childhood you can imagine, from rape to my skin being carved with a hot knife which I still have scars from among other things.

Even still I'd never contemplate it for a second.

30-40 normally.

Probably like 5, but occasionally I'll think of suicide, not doing it, but contemplating it.
"Call of the void" stuff.

80

Around 90 I think.
At the moment I'm wondering if I should just do it now or tomorrow.

Every day, every time, when I wake up, and before sleeping, being many years like this and had antidepressants, ansiolitics and shit.

>scientist

So everyone here has as level of 0 suicide because they cant post when they are dead. Likewise you cannot have a level of 25 suicide it is either 0 or 100. Either you are dead or alive.

Fucking bill nye level scientist.