>dumb roomate had mushrooms >yes, the ones that give you Trips I genuinely did not knew about that >the idiot stored them IN THE KITCHEN
>be me >invited my Dad, Mom, Brother, Brother´s wife and 2 of his sons to the dinner >I decided I was going to smake some spagethi with mushrooms
AT THIS POINT YOU MAY HAVE ALREDY FIGURE IT OUT THAT I JUST SERVED MY FAMILY AN INDUSTRIAL PORTION OF THE MOST STRONGESTS TRIP MUSHROOMS EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND
>everything was normal >They left as if nothing >I also ate and didn´t feel anything until >I don´t have any FUCKING idea on how many minutes it had past after my family left >I was tripping balls deep, sweating and vomiting and all that shit >telephone was ringing, but It was as if it was inside a dream >I puked my way from the living room into the table where my phone was >NOPE.JPG, actually I was allucinating, the phone was on the other room >knocking over bunch of stuff, trying to find a way to answer my God damn phone >At this point I realise I could not locate where my phone was >I knew it was ringing, but I could literally not know where IT WAS RINGING >My first instinct was to see if it was in my hands or pants >NOPE.JPG, and the phone kept ringing >suddenly I started hearing voices from a COP telling me that my family was murdered in an accident by wild flying bears >Yes, of course it was allucination, then the phone kept ringing once more! >Dont know how the fuck did I end up in my room, and I tried to locate the source of the ringing >STILL CANT FIND MY FUCKING PHONE! >out of nowhere, shit came out from my ass >tried to clean the shit with imaginary toilet paper >yes, I dip my hands in my own shit >I told to my self; "DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE, DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE" >guess what I just touched? >I actually didn´t felt I touched my face, but all the shit smell was all over my face >I figure it out my face was covered in my own shit >phone kept ringing
ok what did you expect this is Sup Forums now get on with the story cuck
Jonathan Sanders
Fine, I'll continue
LISTEN HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
I WONT CONTINUE BECAUSE OF YOU
I HOPE YOU FEEL PROUD OF YOURSELF YOU DIP SHIT!
Tyler White
You're such a whiney little faggot. Stop being such a beta pussy. Either finish the story or go to fucking sleep like you keep saying you're going to do. With any luck your family is all together shitting all over themselves too. And don't try to tell us that you're giving us "valuable" insight to your personal life. We don't give a fuck about you or your family, we just want the kek.
Cameron Campbell
>I can´t even finish a story without getting this kind of criticism
nothing is stopping you from finishing your story. it's a fucking image board, you can post whatever. I can even finish it for you if you want. Here:
>blah blah my family ate shroom that I stole from my room mate because I'm a shitty person to live with >family drive home >OMG SHROOM TRIP >antics happen >dad molests sister while tripping >family blames me >dog dies of boredom >then it snows >who cares the end
Gabriel Cooper
Please kill yourself.
Aiden Thompson
I can't believe we're getting baited this hard and people are falling for it
Chase Fisher
Ops story says implies hes older than 18 but his behaviour is that of a 12 yold
Benjamin Watson
>fuck off I didn't even say anything, asshole.
Jaxon Mitchell
>ITT: OP is too omega to finish the story
Hudson Carter
Now you're just trolling
Juan Howard
is OP genuinely retarded or is this some kind of weird troll
Chase Wilson
It's working if troll. But it's still fun.
Isaac Carter
...
Hudson Diaz
supposedly he's tripping
Brody Brown
fuck you OP you faggot
Brandon Reed
Fake and gay, obviously OP never tried shrooms. Anyone that tried hardcore drugs will know this shit off the back of their hand, but to help with the kiddies. Shrooms contain spores, once the spores reach a certain temperature, they become inactive. So, in theory, this post is shit.
Noah Edwards
ye i guess this is how people act on the end of a trip
Blake Morgan
TLDR: OP killed his whole family with shrooms and is still tripping
William Hill
OP, if the mushrooms gave you trips, why can't I see even dubs?
Daniel Murphy
THIS IS THE SHIT THAT IS MAKING ME NOT CONTINUE DIPSHITS!
I put them in RAW because it has more FLAVOR your fucking piece of shit.
Leo Thompson
im sorry for calling you a faggot, now please continue.
Xavier Gonzalez
Yeah sure you just took a large amount of “super Strong shrooms“ and youre capable of opening a thread on Sup Forums, let alone work your phone. Your trip should be at its peak after 6 hours Either shit shrooms or op is lying.
Levi Fisher
Relax my guy, it's the fucking weekend. Carry on.
Christian Martinez
Raw mushrooms taste like shit you idiot. You saute them first and then add them to the sauce. That's basic cooking. Not only are you trolling us with a fake story about how much of a fucking thief you are, but now you're trying to lie to us about cooking? The rest of this story better be game of thrones level drama or I'm gonna be pissed.
Hunter Price
I'm sorry OP but your mother should have aborted you
Carter Reed
kek...nigger.
Connor Barnes
Welp
Dylan Richardson
you hook lined and sinkured me bro keep going
Jason James
>open to see rest of story
Luis Torres
op abandoned thread
Adam Perry
fake and gay you won't finish your pretend story, lying cuck baby boy
Jaxon Myers
Or died shitting and pissing like an Omega baby.
Bentley Price
and I was so excited to read about some idiot ruining his life.....:'C
Mason White
Now that the fucking haters are going, I will continue with my story
fucking lel'd, shut the hell up and put attention
shut up and listen to this
>I was actually able to find the fucking phone >I answered it >It was my roommate Hey OP, when are your family going to leave >I really don´t know what the fuck I rambled but I did answered him Dude? are you ok? >I told him I was tripping and that I didnt knew why YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, LISTEN TO ME, DID YOU ATE MY SHROOMS? >your what? YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU BETTER NOT HAD ATE THEM ALL!!! I AM GOING THERE >for some unknown reason, I decided it was apropiated to tell him that I was going to call the cops >right after I finished that sentence, I inmediatly realize I was ACTUALLY calling the cops >I just finished telling the phone operator my current location WE WILL BE THERE OP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE >Luckly for me, either they didn´t arrive because they tought it was a joke, or I gave them the wrong direction >I think it is more likely I gave them the wrong direction >I dont have a fucking idea what the actual current address of my own flat is >phone started ringing >"I got this, the phone was in my fucking hand" >THE PHONE IS FUCKING GONE! >I dig into my pockets, check in the bed, and nope, >The phone just kept ringing and I could not find it >IT WAS IN MY FUCKING HAND >It was an unknown caller >I answered it >Could not understand ANYTHING because of the heaving wind noise there was >I screamed at it >"I CANNOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU, CAN YOU SAID IT LOUDER?" >The other side did actually scream, but I could not understand what they were saying >Went full rage mode >throwed the phone outside the window >0.0001 seconds later, I totally regret it >tried to run downstairs as fast as I could >tripped on my own pants, because I forgot to pull them up before running downstars
2/5
Brody Ward
More about the snow please. Also include where he buried sisters body if you dont mind.
Robert Morris
>So I took a fat dump on the floor >Rubbed it into my skin >Started fucking my mom covered in shit >Gave dad a high five as he was plowing my sister >My uncle popped over to fuck my sister in the mouth, grandpa did the same for mom. >As we all were about to cum. >The FBI at the door said OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.
Chase Mitchell
No. We're still here, and you're still a faggot. Your greentext is cancerous to try and comprehend.
Ryan Mitchell
>I kicked down my pants so I could move my legs freely >more shit came down my ass >it felt so extremly warm >and very liquid >actually it was more like scalding hot >I ran outside >yes, into the street >It was 4:00 PM when I did that >Lots of kids were outside >They just kept laughing at me >Could not understand anything of what they were saying >Was trying to find my phone >Got distracted because 2 of those kids started taking picture of me >I told them not to take any pictures >They kept taking pictures >They didn´t even care that the camera flash was on >I tried to chase them >They run >I kept chasing them for like 4 streets or something >Eventually I realise I didnt knew who I was following >I didnt saw any kids >I tried to go back to the house >I was LOST! >I literally did not knew where I was >And I did not had any pants >And I was covered in stinky shit >I need to GET BACK TO THE HOUSE!
3/5
thats not ME!
Cooper Lee
You act like a Hillary voter, mentally retarded and easily triggered. Your story sucks. Go away.
Jonathan Myers
I'm going back to sleep
good night
Kevin Thompson
Okgn fucking baby
John Cox
There is literally no point on continuing if you guys just keep criticism me
fuck you guys, go to reddit
James Bennett
> the chemical produced in shrooms is only present in spores
> spores make me high
Alexander Robinson
OP HERE
this is why no one likes you Sup Forums
go away!
I'll go back to sleep now you PUSSIES!
Jose Robinson
The Aristocrats
David Clark
how did you type r.eddit without it saying it was spam are you wizard
