What is it like to be so stupid to believe that the creator of the universe impregnated a teenager?

What is it like to be so stupid to believe that the creator of the universe impregnated a teenager?

You must be talking about islam, because i believe you are very confused. No i know it..

troll thread is a troll thread

Ever heard of the Virgin Mary, you dumb twat?

if i was the creator of the universe, i would be impregnating teenagers several times a day.

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I remember being 15. You'll calm down eventually.

I am the creator of the universe.
Can confirm, Ive done this twice in my life already.
Beat that psuedo god.

Right, because Islam believes Muhammad created the universe. Stupid neckbeard. Go back to High School.

Who told you Mary was a teen?

>748065155
It feels like being an atheist, only smarter.

Just about every source says this. It’s virtually unthinkable that she could have been older than 19, assuming she even existed.

i have to wonder, if god only likes banging teenagers, why do we get older than that? shitty design?

Yeah, cause believing shit based on ancient tradition (while believing that all other ancient traditions are bullshit) makes perfect sense. If my mommy said it, it must be true... cause ‘Murica!

>be me
>traveling the country
>stop in desolate Wyoming
>meet a cute chuby chick
>been a little while
>she speaks russian, pretty hot, wants to hook up. Tells me shes a virgin.
>fuck her stupid in my homies van. Then a couple more times. She tries to come with us when we leave.
>I tell her shes clingy, but that i'll come back later after I'm done traveling.
>two years later I found out she had a kid.
>oh shit
>possibly my kid. Might be time to start investigating.
>she gets hit by a car and dies.
>oh shit
>I might have a son, thats being raised by his grandma now in Oklahoma with a dead Mom and I'm a deadbeat Dad.
>God is sick.
>he made a sick universe
>I'm waiting to die to find better reasons to live.

where in the bible does it say that mary was a teen?

Very poor design. Make a species that convinces itself it wants things that it doesnt really want. Sounds legit.

Well, you went full retard, but let me explain anyway. I don't believe that because a tradition is ancient that it's necessarily false, as you do, because I'm not a great cum-gargling faggot. My parents were not Christian at all.
Atheists find it laughable that the Creator of the Universe could create life in the womb of a virgin, but have no problem believing that the Universe self-created out of nothing. Advantage Christians.

Cite a single gospel then, not "apocryphal accounts"

>be me, amoral scum
>make babies
>abandon them
>blame God

0/10 u tried

as God, i wouldn't give a shit what THEY wanted, as long as they didn't scream too loudly when i gave them the God Dick.

>where in the Bible

Flat earther detected

Matter can not be created or destroyed.
A law of thermodynamics.
-science

Matter was created by the big bang.
-also science

>be me
>judged by peices of shit like you
>dont care at all

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Would it make the story more believable if she was 25???? You’re missing the point, faggot. The point is it’s a fairy tale based on nothing.

wut?

>implying there's another source for the life of Mary
Anything else you'll find would have been written much later and is completely unreliable, not that the Bible is some historical document. Still, it's all we've got, and it doesn't say shit about Mary being a teenager.

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10 for 10 reality is a joke

>2017
>believing that there is a creator
>being this stupid
Dude it's been proven by science that there are no gods

No.

matter always existed, just in an infinitely dense singularity that expanded into the universe as we know it. God is the only one making planets and stars out of absolutely nothing.

>be me
>hanging out with my kids watching cartoons on a saturday morning
>not unaware that deadbeat dads lack shame

Powerful people get to impregnate who they like.

That's not something science can verify or disprove. Metaphysics is, by definition, beyond the realm of physics.

>it's been proven by science that there are no gods

>matter always existed,
fairy tale

Her age isn’t really the point. Anyone who believes god knocked a girl up so she could have a child who could die so that his daddy could forgive us for all the bad things we did is a delusional idiot.

two words

If i were the creator of the universe I'd knock up a hot teen.

drops mic

back to nine gag faggot

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And most of us realized this and got over it when we were teenagers.

>Anyone who believes differently than me and Rick is dumb
Okay, junior.

>Most of us became atheists in middle school
yep

>be me
>story gets misinterpreted on Sup Forums.
>go back to work because arguing with someone over something they dont want to see is a waste of my time.

>what is high school

yeah, and i'm TIRED OF HEARING THAT JOKE.

the sooner we get full-sensory VR and we can create our own realities, the better.

>what is college

which is easier to believe? simple plain stupid matter always existed, or an omniscient, omnipresent god always existed and HE made the universe?

the first explanation is simpler. the second explanation sounds like something made up by goat-herding sandniggers with father problems.

Coleg is where Tems suck dick to go!

Why are people still debating this in the 21st-century? Oh, yeah, because there are still a lot of fucking morons.

The irony that you feel so overwhelmingly intelligent spouting out recycled parakeet garbage is not lost on me. One day you will understand that your middleschool angst isnt the end all be all. Science can not affirm where matter began. It can only theorise. And just like you would call someone delusional for not believing that aliens could exist just because there are theories they dont, I believe you are delusional for not believing that some creator figure could exist just because there are theories suggesting one does not.

isn't it weird? we've had formal education of some form for over three thousand years, and YET it doesn't teach people to think critically. you get taught JUST ENOUGH to get a job without fucking up and pressing the wrong button, but NOT ENOUGH to wonder why you do.

1. New humans born every day, there will always be people wrestling with the same shit you figured out a decade ago

2. homogeneous rural Christian areas where religiosity isn't waning, conservative upbringings with bi-weekly church services, bible college, etc. there are lots of environments where these ideas continue to proliferate.

>most
Lel

>Science can not affirm where matter began. It can only theorise.

> obviously the answer is a grumpy old man floating around on a cloud counting all the teenagers who are masturbating so he can put them in hell later on

>middleschool angst
lol, wut?

Well, if the question is really what is easier to believe, I agree with you that it's atheism. I mean, you don't have any religions being founded by Downies or sub-human animals. Atheism seems to be the default for most animal life.
That said, believing that matter always existed is no more backed by evidence than believing it was created by a creator.
Regarding your racism, I'm not sure why the belief in a creator would be easier for you to accept if it originated among white office workers in the U.K.

atheism =/= thinking critically
case in point, you

think about how many businesses could not function without a good supply of stupid people.

casinos
churches
used car lots
apple stores
the military

Christian don’t believe god “could” exist or that he “might” have impregnated a girl, who “may” have died for our sins, nor that we “might” have everlasting life if we believe these things.

They believe these things DID happen. That is what a Christian is.

Not what I said.
Get over your own small self pandering sheep brain.

>if I use the most tendentious insults to create straw men of what Christians believe I show how much smarter and mature atheists are

Sounds like your career path is well plotted

>Regarding your racism, I'm not sure why the belief in a creator would be easier for you to accept if it originated among white office workers in the U.K.


the three main faiths in the west originated in the middle east - christianity, judaism and islam. every culture that has taken these faiths up has added their own biased shit, but the basic tenets reveal an origin in groups that were heavily patriarchal and were invested in the notion of Obeying Your Father Or You Will Get Your Shit Slapped.

Easy guys, we got us one of them evolved contemplative Christians, probably holds to Eckhartian metaphysical views of God and ascribes to a non-literal reading of the Bible. Much smart.

I never said I was one.
Just that I believe athiests who back their beliefs with flawed logic and scientific halftruths are ironicly creating the same veil theyre hoping to rip away.
Spout some more ignorance into the world. Who cares about selreflection and introspection?

WHERE in the Bible does it say he’s grumpy! Cite the chapter and verse!!

See: bridegroom of blood (Moses)
Also see: Midianites

Muhammet and teens dumwad

Everyone here is stupid. As a Catholic priest I can say with certainty that NO ONE knows for sure how Jesus was created that part of the bible is all theoretical much like Adam and Eve's story. It has never been taught as fact people just interpreted it that way.

Yea and?

>>Religion can not affirm where matter began. It can only theorise.

so why do religious theories all center on a loving, caring God who loves us very much and occasionally kills us in large numbers through disasters no matter how much we pray?

i would like to see one of those fundamentalist colleges actually try to research something like biochemistry or genetics. i'd like to see the fundamentalist christian take on trisomic disorders for example. "god hath cursed these tards!" might sound impressive, but it in no way leads to treatments or a possible cure.

i guess you could always dunk the subjects in holy water. if they don't get better it's because SATAN CURSED THEM.

It stems from the Septuagint's mistranslation of "young woman" as "virgin", because Greek (unlike Hebrew) used the same word for both.

>"everyone here is stupid"
>catholic priest
Very humble indeed you fucking piece of shit pedophile

You fucking retard, he is talking about 90 year old god fucking 12 year old "virgin" Mary

>I never said I was one

Um, neither did I.

Defending Christians be questioning the Big Bang is like defending any other religion by doing the same. And they are all much more fantastical doctrines than just ‘God created the universe’. Stop defending nonsense, when that’s all that it is.

was it the prophet jeremiah who had those children laughing at his baldness, so he prayed to the lord and god sent two bears to maul the children to death?

sounds like the sort of thing you'd do while hung over on a sunday morning.

I'm more of a gay priest than a pedophile.

Ever heard of blasphemy/ and choosing the wrong side? Why are you so offended about a man that died on a cross for the sisn of the world BUT you are not offended by sand nig nogs who vow to take over the world by force one mohammet beheading at a time? Derp easy choice fur me...peace or piece?

>bible never says she is a teen much less 12
>Muhammad married a 9 year old
Are you following along yet?

any god that can be offended by any shit WE can come up with is NOT WORTH OUR ATTENTION.

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Fun fact: the Big Bang theory came from a catholic

I hope god recognizes a joke when he sees one better than you do, user

Elisha

Wow you're retarded too

Ah, so you're fighting the patriarchy
Mkay

I dont know mohammed's first wife's name but i dont think it was mary or he was 90 but i do know she was 13. Allah was pleased right? Sounds more islam than christian Jesus was 33 when he was sacrificed on the cross and mary was his MOTHER not wife unless you are confusing her with his mother's friend mary who was like an aunt to Jesus not a wife...get your facts in order its a fail either ways

Ok, fags, once and for all: there’s no god, and certainly no devil. Pic unrelated; it’s just me.

its Great!

I can be as much of an asshole as I want and treat everyone, that I hate for arbitrary reasons, like shit while at the same time claiming to believe in compassion and universal love. Like literally I can hate all I want but still claim to be the love of god

being a religious conservative christian rocks!

>thinks reading the Bible literally isn't new
>thinks Catholics were always Biblical literalists
dude

it's not god who is killing us through disasters. The thing is god IS LOVE and that is what we're suppose to learn to do in this life. God isn't a being though. When you look into it further through ancient religions and alternative modern ideas of god; god is seen as the great creator, the source from where everything comes. But it doesn't control what happens here with diseases, disasters etc. it has only created what is here and then everything develops its own course.

If you come at it from a scientific perspective (maybe aside from quantum theory and multiple dimension stuff) you'll never understand it.

Muhammad's first wife was Khadija,he was 25 and she was ~47

>When you drank so much kool aid you are the kool aid

Yeah, a Belgian Jesuit
And he was mocked the fuck down by atheists, who denied his theory and called it Creationism