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finally not a huezilian thread
>Webber says Vettel will win
kiss of death?
FAVELLA MONKEY QUE?
>strawpoll.com
>strawpoll.com
>strawpoll.com
>>Webber says Vettel will win
How many wins will it take for people to get tired of him winning again?
>tfw favela monkeys ruin Brazil for good Brazilians
>>Webber says Vettel will win
oh yeah he's dead for sure
Huezilian is a beautiful word
wew
You losers really take this shit seriously huh? Must be nice have nothing else happening in your life.
If this place mean this much for you, maybe I should stop.
BE CAREFUL!
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>4 votes
Seems to be the exact number of favela monkeys we have 2bh. One seems alright, one seems autistic and then there are 1 or 2 that isn't them
Nico is supposed to be "retired" but he can't help coming back to the sport and trying to shill himself in every possible way
Zozzle
Epic thread.
Reminder for any aspiring Canadian Stroll fans.
I dindt vote yet, but I am touched that these many people supported my efforts me and I thank all of them
>voting on a Sup Forums poll
The only reasons he does that is because you guys gave him attention.
Now enjoy the monkey shitting up your threads everyday.
/r/ing someone to blur favela
and
>australian noelposters
he still has a Merc contract
just report that guy
>binland a snitch
Typical
we need a >and Williams loses again
>tfw you'll never play "hit poor people with tennis balls" with your rich friends
It's his time.
His fucking time.
No it isn't.
He can win all the races this season for all I care. At this point I just want MWL to be over, no matter the cost.
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His time.
mud skins OUT
>tfw you'll never play "pay the favela peasants 30 cents to go and gather tennis balls you intentionally hit 2km away" with your rich friends
Speak for yourself, Ahmed. I'm white as fuck.
also
why the fuck are you so triggered, dude?
Is he theAaustralian equivalent of white trash?
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reminder that he's gonna win this season
>captcha: potterie wettle
confirmed already
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why would i say mudskins out if i was a mudskin
read this
Good thread
No, while he has several traits of a bogan he is not a bogan imo
no
ITS A PRESSURE MOTOR RACE
DOW THE INSIDE AUWAHHHHH
only 1 full day to fp1 lads
1 full day.
2 days you retards
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so in 1 full day it will still be 23 hours until FP1
great job
how would ham/vet react if both of them get btfo by their respective teammates this year?
lewis would probably say gracious shit in front of the media even though he's seething behind the scenes, whilst foreshadowing stuff about "getting tired of F1" and/or "wanting to try new things" so it'll look like a legit reason for his drop of form. and then quitting once mercedes make it clear that he doesn't have number 1 status.
seb would probably do the same. except with less salt and no "i'm tired of F1" excuses, cause he still loves gimi and he knows gimi wouldn't last another year given his age and he could always ferrari to replace him with a meme number 2 (grosjean, probably).
(alternatively, ferrari tells him to fuck off and sign ricciardo)
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Yeah. In 1 full day it will be 0 full days left.
Yes there will be zero (0) full days until FP1
And after that 23 hours there will be zero (0) full hours until FP1 ect ect
>dorftrottel doesn't know the meaning of the word 'full'
Yes, that's how time works you idiot.
what's kimi gonna take in the WDC?
I say 2nd, right behind God (Ricciardo)
he's sorta like Moses yeah?
>Renault got their drivers to talk about their masturbation habits in their true or false video
1st Vettel
2nd Bottas
3rd Raikkonen
4th Ricciardo
5th Hamilton
6th Verstappen
>buttass
lmaoing
Palmer is a fucking idiot...
naturalised wog
>le racing legend :DDDD
t. fingerboy
>/r/formula1 is better than /f1/
Is it!
Shit we better run there now and be controlled by mods and imaginary Internet points with no value!
Your mum has no value.
Rude
>how long will it take for Vettel to actually pull off a good overtake
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I'm excited and I know it wont last much. PLEASE no more MWL, unless is BWL. That would be a little more acceptable.
Who's going to win the WDC this year, and why is it Lewis?
Still seems tilted 2bh
Zero confidence in the team from the outside glance
>second fastest in testing
>mercedes traditionally underperform in testing
>everybody is saying mercedes are still the clear favourites
>"zero confidence in the team from the outside glance"
What did he mean by this?
I'm just saying it looks like Lewis doesn't have confidence in his team. That's how it looks to me from the outside looking in.
I agree with all your points but they are irrelevant 2bh.
Oh right I thought you meant you, or the general public, don't have faith in Merc
And nah I think Lewis is just downplaying it. He's coming back from having lost a WDC that he should have won, and now he's got a new teammate who could well be better than his old one. So he's not going to make any grandiose predictions
Vettel is being mute as well. None of them want to reveal their hand. Although truth be told, probably none of them know exactly how they compare to the others in terms of race pace, so they're playing it safe.
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I feel he is down playing it too but you have to look at what you have in front of you. And that all seem negative.
His mood seems similar to ~mid way through the year. "We will see on the day, starts are tricky and Nico is quick round here" type things.
> Although truth be told, probably none of them know exactly how they compare to the others in terms of race pace, so they're playing it safe.
This as well though, come post race 1 we will see more outward confidence from the top team and driver
Don't play with my emotions please. I have pneumonia.
Tell me the truth. What did Lewis say?
Wew, get well soon lad. Did you overdo it on Holi or something?
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i upboat this
*gilds*
Thank you kind stranger!
>nobody is remembering that if Ferrari is the fastest the eternal heartbreak of Italian strategy will continue
Inb4 Vettel has to make his own strategy on the fly every race
what are you looking forward to this season?
tfw gimi will retire from 3 consecutive races because Ferrari can't put a wheel on properly.
Stroll taking his maiden victory in Canada.
Should be Hulkenburg or McLaren
I think that the pit crew wont be shit now because they know they can win so they will try harder.
I might just be deluded into thinking it might happen.
Everyone thinks he's just got shit, but he actually looks worse because Ferrari are such an appalling mess, and he is fighting for every result. Not to say he hasn't gotten shit though.
Why am I not surprised that Palmer is the kind of cunt who sits with his legs sticking out...
>tfw your sitting across the table from one of these cunts, and they put their feet under YOUR fucking chair
>marcus fans
>not swedes
For what purpose?