What are your secrets user?

What are your secrets user?

i sell worn pantyhose on ebay

I browse Sup Forums Sup Forums yet I'm still Chad.

im gay and I really want to shave my legs but im afraid what other poeple will think

Just go ahead with it user, I’m sure your legs will look great :3 I shaved mine the first time the other day and have had nothing but compliments so far!

I want my mom to die with me in a suicide pact. Shed never agree but I think about it all the time and I dont want to go alone. In a way I live for her, and she lives for me. But I hate being alive sometimes.

Just cut off your legs and let your bf fuck the stump hole. Don't be a bitch brah.

My younger sister had a phase during the shin chan era when she thought showing her ass (and often more if you know what I mean) when I woke up was the funniest thing ever. I obviously gave her the response she wanted of being grossed out, but I had just started puberty and it was the highlight of my day. Good times.

When I was younger, my cousins and I were playing with my neighbor's dog. We wanted to play fetch with it so when we went looking for a ball we found a small rubber one. It was kinda big about 5 inches in height. We started playing catch and all was well until the dog swallowed the ball. She started choking and my cousins and I got very spooked. We started giving it water to help relieve the choking. The dog swallowed the darn ball and a couple minutes later she pooped. Her poop was circular and about the same size of the ball. Not knowing how the body worked, we thought it was the ball. We split the poop open to see if it was true which obviously it wasn't. The dog died 2 years later of unrelated causes.

I raped my little sister when she was 3 years old and I was 7, but I only did it 11 or 12 times. She was too young to remember it. I've never said it to anyone before... I'm really ashamed of it.

yeah man same, I also fucked with my step sister but she remembered it.
she wasn't angry or mad at me because she kinda liked it at the time I guess or I'm her bro so.

I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!" Years later, I'm not gay or bi but I do have a WIP fetish.

How much Chad?

For the last three months I've been manipulating my daughter's browsing results with dsploit. It started with just wanting to try the package, but when she started to look at "porn" (harmless tumblrs, literotica) I couldn't help myself. First it was cock worship/blowjob/artsy stuff with filters and heavy edits, then a few weeks laters the focus turned to teen/older guy, and finally incest/daddy-daughter.
Her browsing/reading/fapping habits have changed, she now prefers to look at incest stuff over everything else for her porn consumption. I don't think I can stop doing what I'm doing before she's completely corrupted.

I'm really into ballbusting, chastity, and general femdom porn.

i have a kid with my wife, and my bestfriends gf. noone knows.

You're cucking you best friend? That is cold.

I let a stranger facefuck me one time

but fun

I saw this girls’s pick on here, I spend 4 months of my life searching for this girl, i eventually found her myspace but not her facebook, i found family on facebook and messaged them all, one eventually replied and was like wtf, but i was really nice and they eventually gave me her fb name for some reason and i messaged her, spent about a week talking to her, she is older and actually gorgeous now. She is from a wealthy family, she wants to be a nurse. Eventually she got board of me and stopped talking to me lol.

I give people advice I don't follow myself and don't really fully believe in, I'm also not very experienced in what I give advice on but then I get many responses saying I'm right and I realize, shit, I actually know my shit. Still don't follow my own advice. Why, if its good for them then it should be good for me, I don't understand.

and to be fair, we only became best friends after the indescretion

top kek

have you ever considered being a detective? you're wasting your stalking talent

You too, user?

I believe national security agencies browse this forum to extract behavior/personality information such as this to profile them though an Artificial Intelligence algorithm

when i take a shower, i touch myself in the anus with my middle finger while put my dick in the cold water. very nice feel tho

got really into beast when I was about 12 or 13.. wanted to do something so I jerked of out family dog when I took him out for a walk

I've some weird shit near my asshole, its like a rash or something, I've had it for awhile. Whenever I shower I scratch it and it gives me immense pleasure. I don't plan on getting rid of it, not even sure if its not just hemorrhoids, shit is so cash when I scratch it, almost makes my dick hard at times, good shit

It was only a one-off thing, I don't know if I could get motivated to do anything like it again. She just seemed so smug and cute and I liked the Christmas lights in the background of the photo

That's a quality dog date right there.
You should probably get that checked

I don't have any since everyone already knows I'm a disappointment

I took massage classes so I could give massages to my gf’s younger cousins without it being strange

I have a serious crush on my co-worker who's 10 years younger than me but she has a bf and they've been together for quite some time. She comes to me for work advice sometimes and we normally have lunch together away from the office so I've gotten to know her really well in the past few months.
We have way more in common that I expected we would (coming from way different backgrounds) and she seems really genuine.
Having trouble deciding whether to tell her about my feelings and if so, when's the best time to do it. I don't ask her about her bf or how their relationship is because I don't want to seem like I'm prying too hard. Everything that she's told me (vented a good protion of it) is that her bf's family causes a lot of drama for her and I can relate to her situation due to my previous relationship.
Sucks to say this but I'm hoping things don't work out for them so that she can give us a shot.

I like Jake Paul's it's everyday bro

i'm a furry.

I discovered .xyn CP forum site and dunno what to do

That pasta is over cooked and stale

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Nice try FBI

Double dubs of truth

I am not a furry, but some of the dildos your fetish has made available are fun to use.

No I really did ( I can post a link if you want)

tomorrow, i will go to a hotel room to meet my mistress and get fucked by a massive strapon.

You mean the .yxz one?

fuck I love this

i love to see strangers, specific young boys wanking to my wife

So does she, now she's all excited to get a real one inside her. Mission accomplished, money well spent.

Where are your fucking social skills at, dude?

i maybe trans

I've been grabbing the multiple waitresses at my work during my shift. I'll squeeze their ass, come up behind them and grope their breasts. Most of them don't say anything when I do this, sometimes they will try to get away, I grab them and pull them back. Eventually I'm going to make them suck my cock, I fantisize about raping them daily.

I'm diagnosed with bipolar type 2 and i've been taking meds for it for over a year now. My gf, freinds and family doesn't know.

You should maybe kill yourself to

Why haven't your boss fired your piece of shit ass, yet?

You'd love prison, enjoy your anal raping user

I can relate to this

She should make some full-length videos with those.

would love to watch you two

CP?

People like you are nothing other than a fuckdoll in prison

More?

It's in the works, got another toy, harness, and another camera. There is a lack of women getting fucked by those toys, all the videos are just boring masturbation, usually without the knot as well. Gonna change that.

If by that you mean watch videos then soon-ish.

God I wish, but no.

My favorite musician is Vanessa Carlton

Sounds like friendzone. It never ends well.

why??

I touched my sis for 2 years when she was 17.. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

She still comes to my family's house. I wish she'd want it again.


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i love going on phone sex chat lines and using a voice changer and pretend to be a grill

Good on you, I’m completely in agreement that there aren’t any good videos with them. At least that I’ve seen.

I bought a dildo for my gf but never gave it to her but started sucking on it out of curiosity.

Did you enjoy it user?

Wow, cos I love going on phone sex chat lines and using a voice changer and pretend to be a steak. We should hang out.

Because she’s cute

That's hot! Could get spicy, too!

not unless she also wants to bone him. but he's probably too autistic to read the situation

Yeah pretty much. I keep doing it sometimes. The taste isn't that great but the sensation is pretty nice. Plus it has the size of my junk so it's like I give myself a blowjob.

nigga that dont make sense

Friendszone, get out while you can

me and my gf love ageplay and incest roleplay when we fuck

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My 4 year old stepdaughter constantly tries to grab and lick my dick. I've let her before and will again probably....

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So did the behavior towards you change as well? How far do you intent do pursue this?

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So should I just man up and tell her and if rejected just carry on like normal?

I know things sound simpler than they are.

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Eat a bullet

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Three options
Tell her now
Wait out the relationship
Just hold it in forever

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