This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. How do you react?
>He's 7'2'', 338lbs (2.18m, 153kg)
This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. How do you react?
>can I be your slave?
I was gonna call bullshit on the numbers, but that's actually pretty realistic. Legs might be a little on the small side.
fight the dude gonna lose but has to be done.
i let him slap my ass too
Seduce him
>This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. How do you react?
That constitutes physical attack
Glock 20 everyday carry.
>Problem solved
Kneel down and slap the douchebag's face
Real man
I chop him down like a tree. A big stupid trrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee
I'd get dubs and that pussy would back down.
>check em
Release my neckbeard armpits smell to his face and watch him fall uncounscious
Finally someone who uses the right international fucking system.
Don't want to answer to this kinda cancer thread but still, this deserves to be noted
my gf is really really short, I doubt he could reach her ass without toppling over the the big clumsy fucker he probably is
Fart repeatedly.
Imperial measurements are cancer, fucking amerifags
>slaps your girlfriend's ass.
>That constitutes physical attack
>Glock 20
Well that escalated quickly
>undress
>bend over
This guy knows what's up.
As if Imperial measurements aren't more accurate. Sit the fuck down, Eurotrash.
>As if Imperial measurements aren't more accurate
This bait
Get a bazooka
Break up with girlfriend, put on chastity, inject estrogen in my ass and ask if I can be his slave.
380 upper left pocket.... switchblade right pants pocket.
this
load my sling
Wait 20 years until he dies of a heart attack
> not carrying a Glock 40
It's like you want people to spank your girls ass
turn him gay
This is what a real man should be like
No it's truth. Water freezes at 0 and boils at 100 vs. 32 and 212. Which one has more measurements in between, assfuck?
stab him in the dick.
My .357 mag "heavy rounds" don't care and will put him down just the same
9mm bullet. 30mm tall, 8 grams in weight. Size ain't shit, uneducated fag
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Spengler has spoken
Shoot the double or single and make him realize when you are on the ground it doesn't matter how tall you are if you can't grapple?
Really large guys typically have a really BAD time on the ground in my experience.
They spend their entire lives being "the big tall guy" and most depend on it.
Of course, you get a huge fucking monster like that who has wrestled and also knows BJJ and it's a fucking different story.
Still, most dudes aren't trained. I'm going to assume he isn't.
Sweep the leg.
Take my knife and stab him in the kidney
Scary ass hahahaha! Too much of a piss to fight this pencil!
I kek'ed harder than I should have. God bless you user.
Fedora on top of head...
Head butt him in the dick, then step on his throat.
Shoot him in the face with my concealed 9mI. Say I felt threatened by his physical assault and reacted in self defense
9mm
Smash his face to pieces with a metal pole
cut his face to ribbons with a stanley blade
Who cares if he's tall and strong? he's still mostly made of water, use a weapon to even the score?
Ha he got biblical
Ask him why he just disrespected me. If he gets an attitude I'd tell him to fuck off. If he attacks me I would let him beat the shit out of me. Then I would find out who he is. Then murder his whole family and let him live. Go on with my life.
Gf is fat and annoying but has awesome family... he can have her. Ill keep her family
No gf no problem