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bienvenue au québec edition

first for my point still standing ()

5-6€

Not bad, it's like $12 cuckbucks a pack here

>crossthread replies

baka desu senpaitachi

>Chiraq

canes going nowhere desu

>not married yet

Do I have a chance lads?

>Trade Backes
Lol, do you not know the rule that almost all former Blues players get a Stanley Cup

Fuck off sam

why does this trigger people?

objectively wrong desu

>own goal
>buffalel

LOL

Conor Sheary elite

He could get married any time he wanted, like right now he could propose to any chick and be married in an hour, he just doesn't because he's a homo and in the closet. When he retires he'll come out as a fag.

Kys Lenny and Ralph

crosby is gay to be honest

>arilola

bienvenue a vous aussi

>implying he's in the closet
>implying he isn't known as a ball fondler across the league
>implying he doesn't take tips from pierre

evander kane is a filthy fucking nigger that needs to be hanged

>tfw I'll never marry Crosby's sister

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Damn think Crosby lost some teeth on that high stick

No.

He's dating a supermodel named Kathy Lauther or somethign like that

dates like from 2008 if not before he was drafted

he probably has kids by now

>buffalel voluntarily took that dumpster fire
>buffalel actually gave >us good players for him

unironically miss him

stole a crosby empty net goal by whacking him in the face with his stick. broke some teeth

GIVE CROSGOAT HIS SMILE BACK NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shut up crosby's mom, we know your son is a flamin' homo

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lmao crosby wrecked

>Crosby has now lost teeth
>Jagr hasn't
>People think Crosby is thicc
>Jagr is thiccer

Just gonna be all the sweeter watching Sid raise Mr. Lee's Cup with a toothless smile

>has now
slowpoke.jpg

Wew stellar acting job by Dubnyk

get that man an oscar desu

nice numbers, but doesn't every player but burns get fake teeth anyway?

>google name
>no results
Nice try, he's a faggot

You're just jealous of my baby boy!

there she is the Queen of his heart.

Jesus the Sharks look fucking terrible

Shit was hilarious. Soccer tier

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we're going to lose to the fucking Coyotes

>Jagr hasn't

He's lost them multiple times

Shiiieeettt

>most points
>most goals
>toughest player in league including getting his teeth knocked out tonight


Is there anything Sid the Kid can't do?

>that jaw
Duthtin Bwown tranny wife tier

>boston

>ottawa beat boston for the 5th time in a row for the first time in franchise history

wew

>Lightning
>playoffs
Pick one

LMAO """she""" was clearly a man at one point

The pens have some deal with the press where they don't report on the players' personal lives right? Crosby likes to keep his stuff under wraps for sure.

>being this gay

no wonder you're projecting on crosby

Digits confirm, tranny

possibility of Ottawa, not Montreal lad

maybe vasilevsky needs a vacation

>that thicc Crosby ass

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He only gets better when Geno is out. Shame he might lose hardware this year to McSecondary.

Fuck off Matt and Brian

Bombston went 0-7-0 vs Ontario teams this season

>battle of ontario round v

pls no

Pretty qt. Hope she's thicc. I doubt some sticc bitch could handle his girth.

ok ok ok you win there ''she'' is before transition

happy now?
Her name is Kathy Leutner as i said shes a supermodel you can look at her body all you want

And that is a bad thing how?

shut the fuck up jeremy

Nice hoodie Sid :^)

he got his fake teeth knocked out

Because the snes will lose

Again

Could you tell Kyle to turn the fucking music down

forgot pic

I'm not playing any music

Are we dare I say it, "back?"

>hire a prostitute
>can only get it up if I give a script of Pierre's behind the glass to read while she licks just the Pierre

>rags

Fucking Skellington tier.

SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEERRRRRR

it's not, i'm getting rock hard at the prospect of it

Based skins

shame

she's a cute tho

Kyle's a piece of shit with no laundry etiquette whatsoever

IRREVOCABLE PROOF

>faking it in public
happens all the time m8

>I really really like women

S-stop
>forever alone

Meh, most women are like that. Some just go for angles and shit in order to deceive. At least Kathy's got some integrity.

Unless one is willing to dip into Latinas/blacks of course

Fuck off Greg and Travis

>sid growing into a man
>ywn watch slapshot with him in his room at Marios house

kek crosby has a better ass than his sister

>8 game point streak
Who can stop us?

The end of the season when you run out of games, miss the playoffs, and relocated to gaybec.

pls make the ploffs

The Future.

wtf is with the music levels in the wild arena

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>rags
shit team, shit fans, shit franchise

minnesota is full of faggots

it's nbc's mics
they're fucking retarded

>loss to snes
RIP ploffs pipe dreams.

>ruins choking again

Has their meme offense finally sputtered?