I have no friends because I talk too much due to massive ADHD...

I have no friends because I talk too much due to massive ADHD. Does anyone have an advice how I can learn to shut the fuck up?

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Stop talking

make friends with solitude
your first mistake is buying into the concept that you need other people to be ok
learn to be ok with just being by yourself first
then you'll understand how to be around other people
you'll eventually find that the tables have turned and you're the one who can't stand it when others are talking.

follow deadpool, become an hero

I can't :( As soon as I meet people I get excited and then I can't stop talking.

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>you'll eventually find that the tables have turned and you're the one who can't stand it when others are talking.

Develop anxiety so that you immediately second guess everything you wanted to say or do. Or let your teeth turn yellow so you're too embarrassed to open your mouth

I watched this movie last night

Get medication to treat your ADHD. Take the medicine.

Adderall.
I had the same problem, you'll feel empty and it won't give you friends right away but it'll stop you from being an annoying retard.

Train yourself to stop and think each time before you speak: "why am I saying this, and how does it relate to the people who will hear it?"

Make sure your throat is clogged

Fuck off Andy, we don't care.

I had the same problem growing up but kinda grew out of it, essential to hold down a proper job.

Still struggle though some days. Best advice it try to be interesting, or rather have interesting shit to say. It’s not so bad when what your saying isn’t garbage.

He could become a rapper

kys

Look...
If you had...one log...or one opportunity...
to seize every log you ever wanted, in one moment,
would you capture it?
Or just let it flush?
***
Yo
His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Like confetti
He's anxious, but face is painted to look calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his ass but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh he only had to pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's checked with endoscope, his warm creamy log grows
He's so stuffed that he knows when he goes
Back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em
***

You better log yourself from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, appreciate every bite
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

> implying adhd is real.

yoga

nice bait

Yeah but a bullet in your brain you autistic cunt

Read How to Win Friends and Influence People. I've seen it help the socially retarded pretty consistently.

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im the opposite

i have no friends and talk to no one

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invented to sell pills fucker.

You need to realize that it’s in your nature that you talk a lot. If you really want to change you need to make a conscious decision to listen more.

i got adhd and you just gotta find someone who accepts that side of you. its nothing wrong with it, some people can just not deal with it and some can. dont gotta change yourself for other people, youre fine just like you are. id hang with you

nice try, ADHD is not autism though

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>due to massive ADHD
This sounds more like Asperger's Syndrome, user. Asperger's can often been misdiagnosed as ADHD.

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doesnt matter, asperger's syndrome isnt recognized anymore as of the dsm5

ahdh has a lot of overlaps with it though

whats that supposed to mean?