Be me

>be me
>bisexual twink
>just moved to a new flat
>ordered some house stuff on ebay
>wasn't home so delivery guy left package at neighbors place
>go to pick it up
>neighbor is good looking guy in his 40's
>seems nice and also has just moved in
>give him chocolate as thank you (i picked it up at a gas station knowing some stranger took my package)
>1h later he knocks at my door
>user can you lend me a screwdriver?
>wut.jpg
>how can a man not have a screwdriver
>give it anyway no questions
>ok user I'll be back soon
>1,5h later it's 9PM and he didn't returned
>i gotta leave cuz nightshift
>i'll pick it up tomorrow

Now is it possible that a normal looking guy over 40 who just moved doesn't have a regular screwdriver? Or is he looking for opportunity to hit on me.

No he didn't wanna steal it, he's no nigger and if he was he would have stolen my package.

How could I test if he's attracted to me without coming out as a faggot?

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He probably just doesn't have one and needed one.
Stop over thinking faggot.

I don't have one neither and I'm in my 40's. Just asked one to the twink living next door.

I wish a cute boy gave me chocolate u wu

probably still in a box somewhere. Stop overthinking.

Aww cute! You should wear cute outfit, collar, or Kitty ears next time he sees you

Only one way to find out faggot. Go on grindr and see if he is on there. Or just ask to suck his pee pee.

But things like screwdriver or a hammer are basic essentials especially if moving. How can one not have one.

Priorities. His ones were dildos.

> without coming out as a faggot
In case he isn't one.
Checked but i live in a very big city and it's unlikely I'd find him online.

Just stop by his place later and be blunt - tell him you want to suck his dick.

Maybe he just wanted a fucking screwdriver.

Your neighbor was disappointed that you didn't get the message. He wanted to check out your tool.

So how could i see if he's attracted to me without being an obvious faggot if he's straight?

You know, I intend to live there for a couple of years passing as a normie.

>without being an obvious faggot
Why?

Just suck his cock if you want to faggot.

Believe me, NO ONE will think it's gay to receive a free blow job.

Fuck, free blow job is the straightest thing there is right after owning a screw driver.

Kek'd

>in his 40s
so you are into fucking grandpas?

Daddies.

Are grandpas 40 in your pathological neighborhood?

Stop justifying your faggot thoughts. Go and blow him off.

go twitch tv/psycohellcat

Fuck off nigger

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Go to get the screwdriver back. It might be an invitation. On the other hand, if not, at least you see him on his own home ground where he will be more comfortable. Start up a conversation that will take time or get you invited in. Perhaps a discussion of what the screwdriver was for? Don't force the issue.

Thanks user that's the first seriously useful advice.

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pic of OP and his neighbor

This. Kill yourself, worthless sack of human filth.

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Fuck off and die. go be gay in Iran

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Met a young twink and his gay friend during the summer while parents were working. Fucked him, his friend and his little brother and sister. Felt bad but would do again.

Pic related, just sent to him and he wanted to play with it

Not gonna kms, unlike you I get laid.

Could you take this somewhere else? It's rather distasteful.

kek

You're disgusting filth. Sadly there are always freaks who fuck things they aren't supposed to.

Actually hot chicks and daddies alike would disagree with you. I know you're jelly cause you're fat but that's your fault.

Pardon the pun

Nope. I've moved in places and never brought any of that stuff.

Yes, I'm fat and in the military. If 100 mentally retarded people disagree with one right person, it doesn't make the person wrong. People like you ruin society.

Did he specify what type of screwdriver he needed? Or did he just say "a screwdriver" and accept the first one you handed him?

OP can i be your naughty little pupper pls?

Be subtle. Start wearing very skimpy outfits and bending over near him. Don't be gay about it.

He didn't say what type, but i anyway only had one with exchangeable bits.

I know you are being sarcastic, but fat dudes in uniform are my top shelf fetish.

Where could I find more of these?

That's actually a good question, I wouldn't have thought of that but it makes sense
There's your answer OP. He doesn't specify what kind he needs he was just looking to either size your place up to rob or he wanted your pucci

I'm not fat, you retard. Killing faggots is my top shelf fetish.

Hmm that crossed my mind too. But the truth is that 90% of screws in furniture etc. are medium sized + shapes so that could be considered as a 'default' screwdriver...

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Did he say he was putting furniture together? If not it doesn't matter, he didn't need a screwdriver, he just wanted to ask you for it. He might even be waiting for you to come ask for it back. Bone up and either go over now, or ask him to hang out for coffee and go from there. Or go ask to hang out at his apartment next Saturday or tomorrow for whatever football game he's into
Btw, what line of work are you in out of curiosity?

That's why I said I knew you were being sarcastic about being fat, retard.

I'm at work now. Nightshift like I said (EU). I work in logistics.
He's not a retard.
He's Military Intelligence.

Can't wait for you to find out your neighbor is homophobic. If he's right in the mind, he'll beat them mental illness out of you.

And come to think of it he didn't say what is the screwdriver for.

>Faggot intelligence
You couldn't learn let alone do my job. Not everyone is a dumb grunt in the military. Remember that.

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Not very intelligent, is he?

You think i'm OP? I live in an apartment on the top floor with my boyfriend. Kek.

>Can't even hold a conversation
>Muh intelligence

Go back to COD

I know. Depending on how late/early you get back home knock on his door if it's a decent hour. If not, wait and go visit in the morning when he's home. Ask him if he's doing anything for the game. If he is, ask if you can join, if he says no, ask if he'd like to come over to your place. Bake that man a pie and show him you can cook

I should clarify, bake the pie as a "thank you" for picking up your package

This post made my week

When have mods ever done anything around here it's a cesspool. Plus we have more shit threads to worry about I don't think dick pics are a priority.

I don't think he's dumb, maybe the loud music at my place discouraged him from talking much at that time.

I'm not gonna invite myself. It would be strange, just first saw the guy yesterday. If he'll propose to have a beer or something I'll say yes though.

I already gave him the chocolate for the package. And he does have my screwdriver :P

go up to him and say "wanna fuck?"

if he says no hes not interested if he says yes he is

If you wanna suck his dink just tell him you wanna suck his fucking dink
If he don't want you sucking his dink, he'll tell you to fuck off

Jesus christ you fucking twink faggots need to man up and just suck dick already like the rest of us normal faggots

Boy if that guy just moved in he's probably looking for company or friends, if not a boipucci.
If you're not gonna try to get into his place, do what I also suggested and invite him over, get him on your turf and wear some shorts or something that show off whatever your best asset is

It would suck if he wanted to hang out but was straight. I'd have to hide my fag feels.

Ok Anons seems the thread is done. Thanks for all your valuable input. I'll put it to work tomorrow. :*

if he just moved in same as you like you said maybe his phillips or something is still packed away. Now, you have two options.

1. post a picture of your ass and stop over thinking it

2. post a picture of your ass and see if the guy wants to hang out, go from there.

>How could I test if he's attracted to me without coming out as a faggot?
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But you are a faggot, its OK to come out and be a faggot. Even if he is not interested in you you are being up front and honest. People can readily deal with shit when people are honest about themselves to others.

If it helps and you still don't want to come out and be honest about who you are. Just accidentally drop the screwdriver and bend over in front of him while wearing tight shorts. If he barrows another tool rinse and repeat.

Ohhhhhh, so that's how the Joker made the pencil disappear. been trying to figure that scenne out for awhile.

Never.
Ever.
Be this gay.

Well you see, I am really afraid of any straight people finding out. I don't know how to rationalize it because I suppose they wouldn't burn me at the stake...

Maybe it's because I'm bi, and I'm used to wearing my straight mask. But I'm not gonna say it unless I know he's into me.

Understandable. Just ask him if you can suck his dick, but then wink and say 'no homo'.

I refer you to this:

>Well you see, I am really afraid of any straight people finding out. I don't know how to rationalize it because I suppose they wouldn't burn me at the stake...

You would be surprised at how tolerant people are. and this is going to sound racist but I don't care, I would rather be neighbors with a bi-sexual instead of a a straight (Black, Hispanic, or Indian)

>Maybe it's because I'm bi, and I'm used to wearing my straight mask. But I'm not gonna say it unless I know he's into me.

Then you will miss a lot in life. You are a adult, start living your life the way you want to and not the way others want you to.

But what if the 40 year old has a cute 20 year old daughter? Then she'll think OP is gay.

To be honest I think most people will act as if it's okay but behind your back they'll mock and ridicule you if they know.

And yeah I might miss some guys because of this but I'm pretty sure that my straight mask helps me have relationships with grills and that's not less important to me :P

Exactry

He probably has a screwdriver, just not the right size.

And if you are into him, make a move.

>To be honest I think most people will act as if it's okay but behind your back they'll mock and ridicule you if they know.
People will do this based on the following: the car you drive, the cloths you wear, the take out you brought home, the music you listen to...the list goes on. Stop giving a fuck what people think, they don't live your life, you do.

>And yeah I might miss some guys because of this but I'm pretty sure that my straight mask helps me have relationships with grills and that's not less important to me :P
Thats not what I meant. Its not about missing a few guys, its about finding real relationships with real people because they know who you really are. Shit I am Bi, my wife knows this and she also knows I would never cheat on her with a guy or a girl. But you will not meet people as awesome as my wife is, if you aren't up front about who you are. I am not saying go full on millitant Bi and carry a banner and yell it out in everyone's faces. But don't cower, don't deceive.

How hot's your wife? Most women I've met seemed legitimately upset when they find out a guy sucks dick.

Damn user you're making some pretty good points here. But comparing faggotry to bringing burger king home... I think a fag neighbor would be far more exciting news for the common folk.

Petite Asian. Honest to god she has a tight body, flat chest. Its like I got a girl and a guy all in one package (minus the dick).

Plus the pussy

>I think a fag neighbor would be far more exciting news for the common folk.
Then you really don't know people. its human nature to gossip about people, hell I do it, I know my neighbors gossip about me, But I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

Here's my thing, I am forty. If I knew in high school what I know now, I would have had the best fucking time of my life. Because once you stop giving a fuck what others think of you. Once you realize it's you, and only you in charge of SS Life. the world becomes so much more interesting. So much more alive.

Congrats. I'm surprised she's cool with your sexuality.

Ugh I hate when ugly fat faggots claim to be "bi twinks" you're just an out of shape loser. Stop trying to redeem the manhood you sacrificed so long ago.

come over I have a package for you

Its weird, I really cannont imagine not having one for long but I think you might be overthinking this

>Or is he looking for opportunity to hit on me.
>How could I test if he's attracted to me
If you believe its #1, you don't have to bother with #2

>give him chocolate as thank you
I think this might be enough, I'd find that pretty endearing atleast

Thank you. But when you are younger it isn't as simple as it would seem in theory. But I know you're right. It's kind of like when I think back 10 years and how would I improve things... I know how but for early teenage me it wouldn't be so easy.

She is a interesting person. No fucked up family life. She likes porn, but I blame myself for that. She never saw a porno until she met me.

I'm very far from fat, try again faggot. Also nothing to redeem.
FYI that's not me (op)

kek

>But when you are younger it isn't as simple as it would seem in theory
Yes, yes it is. But you have to convince yourself of that. Look, this is why I am telling you to just do your own thing is because it is as simple as that. Take a good look at your life and ask yourself, who the fuck is in charge of it. And if you come to the conclusion that it is anyone else but yourself, then you got major issues.

Live your life the way you want to. If you lose friends because of it, good, they weren't your friends, you lose family members because of it, good, they would never had been any help to you in a real crisis if they abandon you now. Find real friends, build a real family, live a real life.

I get your point.