Trump worship thread! Where were you when you realized that Trump was the greatest President of all time?

Trump worship thread! Where were you when you realized that Trump was the greatest President of all time?

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at home eating moms pasketti

Immediately. He is a God among men. Haters of T are usually fags and sissies. Pow.

Since we're all here, I need help finishing this.

Scene starts with guy under cardboard boxes
Sign says will suck for career
Hi kids do you like anus? Wanna see me suck liberal cock to try and remain famous

Ahhhh I forgot how I was gonna start this
Takes pills
Oh yeah, that's an awfully hot sloppy cock
Should I suck it to stay famous....probably not....but I'm washed up now, so it's all I've got....till my lord Kim Un saves the world with a missile shot

Trumps support is rising....my rap careers declining....I haven't been relevant in years....I need something defining
My rap makes out Hillary ain't dishonest....wiki leaks making my bitch all astonished
She said she'd keep me famous...I made her pinky promise.
Now I look like Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray had a gay child that turned Amish
you see my liberal collusion?
These pills caused some confusion about the inclusion of my delusion...
so my brain has this contusion, trying to stop the extrusion of this illusion

but hillary's turnout didn't just work out, so here in my cardboard box i pout
i am a true faggot, but they still call me rabbit, spot this rap shit, i aint cutout.
no doubt. imma pull out. /I'll be more of a letdown than that fish outta water, falling over bitch/ can't get in a car/ stumbling trout
I keep pausing waiting it's nauseating
I'm nervous and frail....I'm shaking more than Michael J Fox masturbating
I've seen more cocks than Obama's drones have kills
I've taken more pills than Donald trump has dollar bills
I'm rapping slower and faster....oh shit I'm the master...I'm starting to scream and snarl I sound just like Dizaster......I got him to ghost write this shit, to get me some hits. I haven't seen so much spit since I last sucked a dick
I'll just get angry and rap liberal buzzwords just to be spiteful
My new albums out soon for more views..hillarys dudes...will give me an Eiffel
Since I've done a duet with Elton john and now I look like George michael

Lol that's awesome dude... Liberals BTFO!

faggot

Cyka, go to bed Vlad, it's past your bedtime.

You're going to have to try a LOT harder than that, you Ruskie faggot.

NO ONE likes that fat, retarded, unhinged old faggot. NO ONE.

GODDAMMIT IM NOT RUSSIAN

If it quacks like a Russian

Americunts are the fat fucks. You have McDonald's me I'm glad I can't afford that shit. I eat way better than you fat fuck.

I went to bed early because I had work in the morning. I thought Hillary was gonna win but figured "it was a fun ride". Woke up at 2am to use the bathroom, lit a ciggarette, and looked at facebook. It was obvious at first glance. Nirvana washed over me. We did it..we beat that bastards.

Я oчeнь люблю Tpyмп

You can't afford anything because you're Russian. Hell, you have to shitpost for the FSB to get potato for the day.

>we beat that bastards.
russkie

Я тoжe!

>being this obsessed with Hillary months after the election

You Americunts eat "food" released by the government to keep you fat and docile. You will give up your guns easily, trust me.

Trumpfags can't handle that their Answer to the System is fucking up right and left.

Hell yeah we eat, unlike you niggers who died by the millions because your government is incompetent and sends into a famine.

McDonald's isn't food Americunt
it's your government keeping you fat and obedient
face it

Nope

Someone seems obsessed with sucking cock, and it's you. The rest is just denial and cover for your secret.

There are McDonalds all over the world, even in your shithole commiestan country.

At least the poor here can be fat, the same can't be said for Russia. They just die of crippling alcohol abuse and heroin overdoses which is the road you're headed.

guys I got banned from r/the_Donald tonight, do you mind taking in a based MAGApede refugee?

I decided to kill Trump

Bigger snowflakes than SJWs

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ITS NOT BAIT GODDAMMIT

>Be me
>Election day
>I go to my little booth to vote
>I hear my neighbor next to me giggling
>she is going to mark for hillary
>there is a loud explosion
>Trump has burst through the wall
>he calmly walks up to the woman
>the woman is visibly shaking, tears going down her cheeks
>he takes out his yuge penis
>he beats her to death
>I quickly vote for Trump and disrobe my pants
>I present myself to papa trump
>he smiles
>he mounts me and whispers into my ear
>"Lets make your ass great again."
>I'm ready
>He starts thrusting his massive wall into me
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Trump
>He lets out a presidental roar and cums inside of me
>I'm laying on the floor, the electoral process leaking out of me
>He leaves through the hole
>Trump is America
>America is life

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GODDAMMIT I SAID IT WASNT BAIT
STOP POSTING FISH FAGGOT

This shit is cringeworthy.

whales aren't fish though

Trumpfags are cringeworthy
thats' the point

yea they are

Then your trolling here
gtfo

whales are mammals

No, actually I've studied whales down in my mom's basement and theyr'e definitely not fish.

>believing normie jew science

No they're not you retarded fuck

>This article is about a marine mammal. For other uses, see Whale (disambiguation).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale

OP the gf found out I voted for Trump and now she wants to go fuck a nigger to "punish" me. Should I even be worried about this?

GODDAMMIT WHERE IS EVERYBODY