Hey Sup Forums, I'm drunk on E&J and miserable. I thought getting drunk alone would be cool but now I've got no one to bitch to about my problems. What the fuck? I get the whole "be happy by yourself first" to hook up with the womyns but for how goddamn long? 20 fucking years of bullshit and I figure at least one person would be into me. Just for the facade that life isn't an 80 year death march that you're forced to endure by yourself. To have someone next to you before you go into the long dark tunnel and sink into whatever lies beyond.
I'm really loaded right now and just want to vent so idk AMA.
Also, some guy from a few days ago wanted more of this leotard chick so old guy from Sup Forums I hope you're on.
Michael Ross
2 of however many
Jason Baker
3 of however many
Brayden Jackson
dRUNK here too. Just booked a fucking drama show and high expensive hotel for a chick who is middle eastern and loaded in money. I can't believe she fell for someone like me. Bro. Women are women. You have a choice.
Daniel Bell
To add to my double doubles, don't try to stay within your race if your white and a broke fuck. Lots of choice if you expand a little.
Hunter Hernandez
You fucking drunk fag OP respond.
Adrian Phillips
I know bro. Fucking props on that. Indian/Middle East chicks are bomb af. >kek
There's 3 billion women or some shit but fuck I just need one. Been thinking about Tinder but I feel like that wouldn't be right. I'm good for party life but I just get shitfaced and lonely by the end.
I get that confidence is a big thing too but if I can fake it enough to get a decent job how come its not enough for all these fake bitches I hang around?
Lucas Murphy
i need more dammit
Justin Barnes
lol chill broski get another shot.
Jason Ward
last one was 4 of 5.
give more advice and I've got more albums of shit.
Kayden Smith
You have to hit up the most conservative place you can think of. As weird as it sounds it's a church. This chaldean is catholic and goes to church every weekend. I'm a poorfag in comparison. I'm not saying to troll around church girls but church girls have a real thing for "outsiders". There was this one other church girl who liked me because I can argue really good against her beliefs. Try that.
Gabriel Garcia
I just did.
Anthony Evans
That worked?
> I can argue really good against her beliefs.
I was raised Christian and got baptised and all that jazz but I never really cared to much for church on Sunday. Christmas was alright but that actually could work.
Ayden Adams
Same here
Noah Johnson
Well to be honest it works as "rediscovering" faith. I do mean it though not just looking for sex. They have a tendency to want to take care of you if you approach it like that. Without sounding too bad you should pray about your actions.
Isaac Fisher
You can't even speak English.
Leo Miller
Due to alcohol you impulsive reactionary.
Ian Lopez
you gotta be more drunk than me then because i understood him just fine and I drank half a handle already so
Angel Rogers
1. You're young and therefore thinking you're alone at this point is just you being an emo kid. 2. You're not as drunk as you think you are. You're drunk enough to make you want to think you're more drunk than you are. 3. Being drunk alone is extremely enjoyable, but you're not at the right stage in life to enjoy it. You're younger, and you need to spend more time with people out in the world before you can really appreciate your alone time. 4. Don't determine your value based on whether or not you you're "with" someone. I'm engaged and have a successful career and I currently judge my self-worth based on whether or not I feel like I made someone hate themselves that particular day. We all have different scales we measure by, but don't let some other individual define you. 5. I'm extremely drunk too, don't listen to what I'm saying. Listen to your heart. Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Julian Bennett
Have you ever seen the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Hudson Flores
you're only 20? get ready for another 20 years if you dont get the fuck off the computer.
Christian Torres
> I currently judge my self-worth based on whether or not I feel like I made someone hate themselves that particular day why is that? just curious, interesting how you're afraid of that, is it because of your job?
Aiden Clark
Thats fucking hot and you makes me hard but ... Where is the timestamp ?
Asher Sanders
I mean i hear what your saying but it still blows either way
> You're not as drunk as you think you are. You're drunk enough to make you want to think you're more drunk than you are
Idk man. I finished half of that bottle in two hours. I'm pretty cognizant hwile drunk. Motor skills blow but otherwise I could hold a decent converasation. Typing ain't hard either.
It's not about determining your worth, or my worth. I just want to be able to be with someone. for the sex and the love and the whatever else. Two decades is too damn long.
William Cooper
oh my b dude. I'm not that chick. I saved them from a different thread ages ago. Think the original sauce was leddit. I've got more of these though
Christopher Clark
Ok keep posting i masturbate to this stuff
Liam James
disclose some dating secrets or whatever or no more college titties