Guys. My yearbook quote is due in 5 hours time. Help a dude out. Extra points if its extremely ironic/sarcastic.
Right now I got: You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly. Haha. We like to have fun here. Peace out my homies.
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Quit being a faggot-OP
Definitely a step up. Amazing work..
I cannot summarise all my suffering into one quote-OP
whatever you do just don't go with what you currently have.
This one
Very nice. Love the depressing overtones
Exactly why I posted this thread
"Every normalman must be tempted, attimes, to spit on his hands,hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
― H.L. Mencken
Fucking missing a bunch for spaces sorry
Someone is already doing that one. Yes, I know. Preposterous.
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
Fuck this made me giggle. Very nice.
Or honestly literally any quote from H. L. Mencken
This: I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!
youtube.com
its a secret to everyone.
I go to a pretty uptight high-school so I don't think it'll pass, despite its stunning accuracy.
i can practically see the fucking stupid smug look on your face after posting that you fucking loser neckbeard
omae wa mou shindeiru
how bout "im an edgelord who wants to see my tiny dick"
I don't have a high enough intelligence to use that quote
Creativity:11/10
Humor:11/10
What would I do without you
How about "OP is a faggot"?
>yearbook
Fuck off.
long ago my ancestors left the mother land in search of the land of freedom and opportunity
>they wound up in America instead.
fuckkin bag of laughs you are
"If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they aren't dead?"
I know right
work sets you free is my second choice
"Dey don alwys tink id b lik it is butt it do."
Maybe I'll live...
but then again, who does?
Sorry im a bit drunk lmao
Thats probably the fucking gayest quote ive ever seen
It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle
"Have you ever taken a shit, looked at it and thought 'I could fit a cock that big inside my ass'"
"I was 10 dollars away from shooting all of you, damn college fees...."
"I believe in white supremacy untill blacks are esucated to a point of responsibility."
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
School isnt a place for smart people
Good thing we're all dumb as fuck.
you can't score if you don't set a goal
some of you guys are cool don't go to prom.
I'm actually 46 years-old I just failed a few times
Here's a good yearbook quote for you.
"Man those extra 30 years I used on graduating really payed off."