Any Hindufags here? Will praising Shiva get me laid?

Any Hindufags here? Will praising Shiva get me laid?

Fucking hinduism an their weird/shitty gods

No, they aren't too into it when you find a girl and taste her beef curtains

Smoke weed everyday just like Shiva and you'll get laid

Their gods are cooler than most.

will shiva blasting get my fucking RB to score more than 6 points this week?

Krsna steals yogurt and gets the ladies like fuck.

Pray to Kama about yoni.

Probably better to pray to Kali. Look, she's literally fucking standing on Shiva.

but drugs are bad

But it's all an act.

praising a fake god get will get you an eternity in the fiery pits of hell for being a heathen

why

jesus does not tolerate false god and religions

elaborate

I am Indian / Hindu. Praising anyone doesnt do anything. just two stpes 1.be attractive 2.dont be unattractive

Well Shiva smoked it so now you've got a reason..

Wow, that guy could give like 8 handjobs at once.

That's what I call a god!

educate yourself brother. and free your soul because jesus loves you.
>peace-of-mind.net/hinduism.htm
>christianfaith.com/resources/hinduism

Only being a low caste,BISHNOI,will do.

Will he help me get laid?

a god man will end up with a good woman for a wife

he'll help you take it up the bum...tee hee.

jesus has been dead a long time and your god is a falsehood

Just show your SC/ST certificate and the girls will be wet amirite?

jesus is god almighty and resides in heaven. after walking the earth in flesh and shed his blood for us.

Don't you feel that's slightly pointless,heaven as a reward for what exactly.

your life is your reward. heaven and hell is the end station. admitting you're a sinner & accept jesus christ as your savior and your end station will be heaven instead of the eternal fire

How can that be a spiritual path if it's based on Fear and reward.

you are confusing christianity with catholic church. real christianity is about love

That's,my point,and it can be expressed in many different ways,but never with dogma and rituals,or fear.I try to live with uncertainty with Grace.

poop.

Born Hindu here,from the land of the gods and I would say,
Shiva is the God infamous for his destructive abilities,praising him before a war or fight makes sense,on the other hand lord krishnas got more than 1thousand wives,maybe he can help you?

reincarnated white bishnoi here,in one of your life you might get lucky.

First you must shit in your bathtub and have your whole family shit and wee in it over the course of the week, then you must bathe in that Holy Water, drink it and use it for your cooking all while praising Shiva and lighting incense.

Thereafter, any girl you merely look at will fall for you and you can have many babies.

May the Gods grant you eternal blessings in all your life forms.
Guru Poovalingum.

Is there a Hindu version of Skillet?

I shall consider it. But I thought Shiva was capable of all.

16000 to be precise

no there's only one god and one path. unless you wish to walk with the devil

In India's caste system, getting laid isn't that easy.


So on that note, you're better off not being a hindu so you can fuck just about any girl.

Also most girls don't like short Indian dudes.

You don't need a God to make love based choices,you only need a God if you live in fear.

no, that's non-christian religions. god is love and he protects you from fear. like the fear of never getting laid. be a good person and god shall provide. no good woman shall ever be attracted to a degenerate.

Hahahahahahaha NO, dirty shitstreet Pajeet!

you'll only attract fat, smelly chicks who can't cook and clean.
Just be a good person and chicks will come.
Jk, have lots of money.

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I don't share your beliefs,but I respect them.

turn away from the devil, brother. that's why you feel unfulfilled & unsatisfied with your life. non-christianian doctrines are lies by the devil to lure you away from the righteous path and hinder you from finding love and happiness with christ

no, but peole will randomly leave free poop in ur yard