Enough threads about the first time you had sex. This thread is about the last time you had sex. No matter how mundane or beta it might be.
>Giving GF of 5 years back rub
>Grinding my cock into her butt while I do
>She grinds back just a bit
>Go time
>Grab lube
>Finger her ass
>Fuck her ass with the tip of my dick
>She rubs one off
>She cums
>She collapses
>I jerk off next to her
>This thread is about the last time you had sex
>No replies because Sup Forums is virgin wizards
BUMP
Two days ago
>arrive at gf's apartment
>we get drunk
>go to bed
>fuck her for two-three hours
>she cums multiple times while I cum once
>she's angry at me because I can last long and she wants me to cum
this
or no one gives a shit about these faggot threads
Last night my boring wife said to me during sex she didnt like me poking her anus i thought WTF she has never said shit before and we have sex 3-4 times a month if i'm lucky. I stopped pretty much after she said that and am not interested in fucking her anymore shes lucky she has me as shes a bbw and not attractive.
Shall i find a secret fuck buddy instead?
Yes
Yes, but there is most likely a reason you have a fat chick, and you being fat isn’t an excuse
Yes. Life is short. Fuck anything that can walk while you can.
>Playing BF4 HC server cause fuck you BF1 is shit tier
>Thicc GF of a very long time comes out from sleeping
>Clearly exhausted from working early shift but told me she wanted the sex
>Quit even though I'm fucking carrying my team
>Make out with her while leading her over to the couch
>Lay her down and begin making out and rubbing her pussy with muh dick
>Eventually work my way in
>Fuckin missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>Flip her over doggy style
>Rut inside her like a dog on heat
>Lose track of how many times she comes while I'm choking her and pulling her hair
>Eventually her legs give out but I prone bone that big beautiful ass of hers
>She reaches the climax and milks my cock like a slut
>Cum deep inside her
>Climb into bed with her and pass out
Yeah and make sure if there's children involved that they get dragged thru the shitstorm that will be the falling apart of the marriage when you get caught red-dicked
Faggot is gay because doesn’t know about condoms
>GF comes over, we watch Storks and chat about our week
>Storks is about children, having children, and turns out to be p decent
>All the talk about children gets GF fiesty as FUCK
>She gets reealllyy handsy, starts rubbing my thigh and asking me what I would want to name our child, if I'd want it to be a boy or a girl, yadda yadda yadda...
cont?
>gf having trouble sleeping
>start ripping off her clothes
>I never ask. She said it's sexy when I take what's already mine
>finger her while suckin those DDs
>start eating her out while finger
>she cums, increase efforts
>she's hitting multiple orgasms
>slam my dick in, her eyes dialate
>beat her pussy like a redheaded step-child
>alternate between rough and tender loving, long strokes
>she rides cowgirl like a champ
>fidget my body into the human vibrator
>both hands on my chest when she collapses
>dat "O-face" doe
>pound her pussy
>Thunda from Down Unda!
>doggy style, slam pussy
>she's too dazed to push back
>don't run from this dick,bitch!
>getting close, slam hard, ballz deep
>cum buckets, she squirts
>cum drips out, she's on the pill
>shit was so cash
>have a gf in middle school
>slut cheats w/e
>3 years later im in high school
>16 y/o
>parents split so im at my dad’s for the weekend
>have my own van I bought and worked hard for
>she happens to live in dad’s area now
>she comes over to dad’s after we text/flirt
>say we’re going on a walk
>go outside and into my van
>sits on my lap
>ask if we can fuck, that i’m a virgin
>she thinks it’s cute, we fuck
>no condom
>i nearly cum inside
>she swallows
all in all it was 6.5/10 experience. Not bad at all.
Dank, bro
>spend all day jacking off on her ass and face bc her pussy was sore from me pounding her
>about to leave
>”fuck me”
>she bends over the edge of bed
>have trouble getting it up at first bc on like my 4th nut
>make her cum
>flip her over on her back and keep fucking her on the edge of the bed
>start choking her with oned hand
>grabs my other hand to put arnd her throat
>diamonds
She slept like a baby btw
Yes
>few days ago
>over at GF's house
>we had planned to go hiking at a local park/forest
>hiking boots, water, trail mix, the whole 9 yards
>weather turns shitty real fast
>decide to say fuck it and stay at her house anyway
>I drove all that distance, not about to go home
>we watch watch random youtube videos to pass the time
>intermittent make-out sessions between videos, each one lasting longer than the last
>after about half an hour or so, I toss my phone and get on top of her
>at this point, we both know it's gonna happen
>don't have any condoms, but fuck it; she's on birth control
I should probably note that we're both incredibly paranoid when it comes to pregnancy, so unless there's a condom WITH the birth control, we agreed I won't cum inside her.
>pull down her pants and thong and start fucking her fairly slowly (since this was only my 4th time fucking somebody, I'm still learning ways to last longer)
>she immediately starts getting loud when I get faster (says moaning makes it feel better or something like that)
>I mean REALLY loud, like one of those Asian porn stars, but sounds less like a dying cat, and more of a turn on
>about to cum
>pull out, and let her suck me off
>not much of a swallower, but fuck it, sex is sex
>cuddle on her bed and resume watching videos
>go down to the kitchen to get food
>we see that her mom got home from work early and passed out on the couch
>we'refucked.jpg
>spend the rest of the night looking for any hints she heard us upstairs
>pretty sure she didn't hear us, or just doesn't mind
>I'm about 50% sure she knows, but she hasn't said anything yet, so I think we might be safe
Dude yeah wish more people played hc conquest still on bf4.
Fucking love HC bf4.
Got a server that's full at night with rotating game modes/maps.
Find a hot chubby/BBW this time!!
>BBW
>Not attractive
>Big BEAUTIFUL woman
>Not attractive
>burg burgle Wurgle
Ikr!
try to fuck her mom and your gf at the same timd
>be me
>few days ago
>wake her up for some morning sex before work
>sensually take those clothes off
>she sucks my dick while i take off my shirt
>lean down and start sucking her bean
>goin ham
>shes grabbing my hair, moaning like crazy
>only licking her clit, usually have a finger in her but not this time
>been a few minutes and im straight Havel
>whip it out
>beat my dick on her clit several times
(Gotta knock before you enter)
>slide it in
>she tells me her vag is slightly sore from last night and doesnt feel so hot
>so i step back a pace and my dick falls out
>dick has a nice 45 degree upward curve on it
>mfw i fucking catapult blood onto her face and all over her stomach
Had a two hour drug fueled session with a full version of StrayX's The Record for her to watch, she fell asleep where I left her when I was done
>be me
>see this advertisement 2 minutes ago and accidentally press it
>granny instantly appears, getting sucked off right now
Smiled/10
but did she pass out though
Yup
>wife comes home drunk from brunch with the ladies yesterday
>gets naked starts rolling around playful and excited.
>we are 26 so no kids
>I'm pissed off because we had a ton of shit to do yesterday, she fucking stayed out from 10am to 4pm
>just start choking and holding her down while I fuck her senseless. Like seriously as hard as I ever had.
>she pushes me over and mounts me.
>she starts screaming that she needs me to put a baby inside of her as she is cumming continuously.
>flip her back over and push her legs to her ears and violently whisper into her ear that I'm going to squirt our little boy into her now.
>she cums again and I cum too because at that point her pussy was really fucking tight.
Honestly turned out to be a pretty good Saturday from there.
Which one is it? If it's us based in sure I play in it.
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wasnt really sex
>we didnt have condoms
>shes bad at everything
>sucks me and jerks me for 20 minutes
>i dont cum
>i tell her shes an incompetent cunt jokingly
>she laughs it off
impressive huh
big busty woman
>first time I had sex
>last time I had sex
tfw I haven't had pussy since pussy had me.
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This morning
It kinda sucks, my wife's pussy is oversensitive and she cums about 5-6 times before I do.
Sounds great but it isn't, she can't cum any more than that before passing out so she finishes with a hand or blowjob.
Basically short fucking sessions before that.
With a prostitute over a year ago. Bad experience, didn't even cum, and she didn't stay the full time she was supposed to. Made me say I'll never use a prostitute again.
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try lots and lots of lube
yea its a good thing i dont really thing about sex that much, if i did, we wouldnt be together
fucking virgins
>be me about half an hour ago
>gf fiddling with morning wood iknowwhatshewants.png
>try to put it in
> it's still sore from last night, sorry user.
Sometimes a big dick isnt all that great.
>try to fuck her mom and your gf at the same timd
> like one of those Asian porn stars, but sounds less like a dying cat, and more of a turn on
Kek
>haven't been laid since me and my ex broke up 5 months ago until last week
>finally fucked this girl that had me in the friend zone for years
>she's into rape play
>not really my thing but I went along with it
>slapped the shit out of her and fucked her on the floor
>she comes over the next day, same thing
>gave her a bruise on her face
>feels good to get laid again