23 y/o virgin

>23 y/o virgin
>went drinking last night
>start talking with friend I've known a long time
>bit drunk
>or some reason I tell him I'm a virgin, no clue why the conversation led to this
>he laughs at me and says he doesn't believe me
>"how can someone as handsome and caring as you be a virgin?"
>I tried explaining it to him but he wouldn't believe me no matter what

Is this a good or a bad thing?

You're a virgin at 23, you tell me.

>25
i guess at some point it starts to hurt less

Nigga he hitting on you

That ship went waaay over your head lol

HE TRYIN TO GET YO DICK

or vagoo but there are no chicks on the net

I seriously thought this was gonna be a story about how u lost your virginity to a guy. Wait till you're married anyways user God loves you

>Wait till you're married anyways user
He actually told me that it's probably a reason, maybe one day I'll meet someone just like me
but I doubt it considering I'm living in a backwards town in the middle of nowhere and rarely go outside

Get a prostitute

why?

>is also 25

Nope, still hurts like fuck.

I mean, who is not a virgin at 23 nowadays, am i right?

>tfw there are more virgins on Sup Forums than there is on /r9k/
I though r9k was the loser board

The thing is that i don't know if my reference level is flawed, but i know that most guys i know have a girlfriend, some even regularly varying ones. Everything you can see on tv or the movies is constant focus on love and sex - i guess sex sells, but it wouldn't be the case if people had the same life as us.

Isn't it interesting that we shelter ourselves from the reality that we can't get our dick wet and go to our safe space called Sup Forums? We're really not in any way better than tumblrettes who want a safe space so they can stop thinking about the terrible penis.

Weird...

A lot of us on here are fucking horndogs. But perhaps too autistic or beta to do anything about it. I know I’m both. A buddy and his fiancé tried to hook me up with one of their friends and spaghetti spilled everywhere. I thought she was cute and would deffo smash, but idk how to flirt or anything like that nor do I know how to let her know I think she’s cute without sounding like a creep. Nor do I want to come across as a creep and I’m terrified of getting called out as a creep on top of getting rejected. So it’s a weird imbalance that idk what I’m doing.

So in case you couldn’t tell, I’ve never had a gf. A lot of my homies have gf’s and my female friends have bf’s and don’t know any single girls. So i dunno how they anywhere tbh.

>tried to hook me up with one of their friends and spaghetti spilled everywhere. I thought she was cute and would deffo smash, but idk how to flirt or anything like that nor do I know how to let her know I think she’s cute without sounding like a creep. Nor do I want to come across as a creep and I’m terrified of getting called out as a creep on top of getting rejected. So it’s a weird imbalance that idk what I’m doing.

literally me only I had girls come onto me since I'm probably decent looking, but as soon as I open my mouth and reveal my power levels they're scared off. There was even this girl in hihg school who was crazy for me and kept flirting with me for years but I didn't know what to do and in the end she just stopped talknig to me

austism sucks

here's a crazy idea, what if being a virgin isn't as much of a deal as killing a man ?

it means that you dont know how and when make the move with a girl, and its cuz you are caring, you need to balance that out with cockiness

>austism sucks

I’m sure it does, but I’m not actually autistic kek. Part of my problem is I don’t really know or I can’t pick up if a girl likes me. I’m under the impression that girls simply hate me for some reason or another. Plus idk how to flirt either so I don’t think that helps kek.

fags

fags

Fuck him the ass you faggot.
Holes a hole.
Put some straight porn on the tv. Watxh that and fuck him.
>pic related is OPS face when he was called cute

Wow, where's an unwarranted beta af comment when you need o..........

Then I had another guy tell me I needed to get out of my head and outta my own way. But I don’t really know how to do that tbh. So it’s overwhelming that idk what I’m doing while trying to actively avoid being a creep.