Help me get laid...what should I say?

Help me get laid...what should I say?
She’s obviously a hooker, right?

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What should I bring? Money? A gift? How much?

She's definetely a hoe-pro. Learn the price.

Post her pics.

This is her

Another

fuk. moar?

Is this a cringe thread?

Gross
Not worth it entitled brat "I'm a goddess" gross

I hope you turn this rape into a murder.

Pretty good butterface. would fuck.

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Guys how much should I bring if I meet her? I am not an expert. Help

Just be cool Sup Forumsro. Bring cash if you got cash but don't offer it until she brings it up. Bring some good wine nibba

This.
Don't over pay her. 300 hundred is more than enough.

$300? Are you baiting hard?

Girls who are euqivalent to her and and much better charge 300 an hour, maybe 350. How much do you think she's worth for a fuck? Thousand bucks?

You dont have the balls to go, why are you pretending that you'll go?

Take a good look at her face again. She's 100$ max.

Don't pay her. Rape her

> She's 100$ max.
Shit I thought you meant price was too low. Fair enough.

Looks poor

Not OP. How do you get sum fuk on the d-low? I've had a 2-year dry spell.

Ugly bitch isn't worth it.
This.
Talk to women. Be confident. Get in the best shape you can.

Better than your average street whore but in no means is she special. I think $125-175 is fair

Thanks all. I’ll bring 150 and a bottle of wine.
Will post results tomorrow night

What app is this?

>help me get laid
>on Sup Forums
Of course it is.

Stop being a retard op. This cunt calla herserf a "goddess" so she have an excuse to whore herself out and when it comes down to fuckijg she will say "ew... I dont suck dick, you lick my pussy, Im a goddess". Worst catfish ever. Man up and get a straight up prostitute if you want to, not this pathetic wannabe slut waste of life. You monumental cuck.

Stop being a retard op. This cunt calla herserf a "goddess" so she have an excuse to whore herself out and when it comes down to fuckijg she will say "ew... I dont suck dick, you lick my pussy, Im a goddess". Worst catfish ever. Man up and get a straight up prostitute if you want to, not this pathetic wannabe slut waste of life. You monumental cuck.

Whores do that so they can take money from idiots like you and do barely nothing or get paid to fuck a chad if a chad comes by. Literally, dont fall for this cunt.

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>I'm not an escort I'm a goddess
hahaha lmao red fucking flag right there buddy, she preys on beta male "queen worshippers" for easy cash

also,
>of course you are a goddess
>treat you like a queen
dude, no

Ahah dude I just want the pussy

I just really want to meet a goddess, and treat her like a queen, feels like I'll never have a girlfriend :-( I think so highly of women aswell. I worship the ground they walk on.

Do you enjoy having your hard earned money taken by a cunt that despises you just so you can see her naked half a second or lick her chad cum filled pussy? If so, go for it.

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Smileys in every sentence is as offputting as showing up in a fucking mcdonalds outfit you beta faggit

Please don't have a go at me user, this is my problem. Is it possible to meet a really nice girl who will love just you, and not cheat on you with the Chad dicks?

No. Throw away your cash this time, and the next time, add the next time, until you learn not to like the people you're asking for advice. Just don't go in debt.

>until you learn not to like the people you're asking for advice
what do you mean here user?

Cheat on you? Shes an escort.. and a very bad one.
What do you mean by cheat?

Rest of the thread has anons advising not to dump so much cash for an entitled brat. Many bros do their best to provide for and impress a girl, however that willingness to please is a turn off to her. Eventually dude learns to not over- spend on her.

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Dude. Just no. Stop being such a fucking loser. How old are you?

Just as a test... ask these questions before meeting her:

1. Do you suck until I cum?
2. Do you kiss?
3. Do you fuck doggystyle?


If the answer is no for any of those. Bail. You will be left with blue balls and no money.

>Many bros do their best to provide for and impress a girl
that's me all over lol, but I'm learning now not to be too over impressive

You realise the only reason she is talking to you is to get your money, right?

It's the same for all counts. The only question is how much.