You walk into the restroom and see a bitch doing this

You walk into the restroom and see a bitch doing this.

What do you do?

Take her home.

eat her ass

clean her up with my tongue

remind her to flush

Unzip and squat over the other trashcan

I'd be more scared of the demon in the corner than her.

Report her

"woahh dude, check out the clown poster!"

...woops I'm in the ladies bathroom.
turn around and take the other door.

All women do this in some form or another. They're actually less hygenic or clean than guys. Why do you think they need their own fucking aisle of crotch cleaning products at the store?

that's fucking disgusting. i'd do a hard 360 and head the fuck out.

turn 90 degress and crab outta there

Go out and go to the Men's room.

Ignorala

Realize I'm in the wrong bathroom.

Rape her. She's too drunk to fight back or identify me.

If you cant beat em' join em'

LOL

720 moonwalk away

I’d do a 1080 snowboarding and leave

backflip my way out

Burn the troll.

Is he gonna be okay?

poop

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