I fap to traps

I fap to traps

I'm not interested, sorry.

"I am on welfare"

I was expecting better

I am an American.

I'm getting a bj

Sup Forums is god tier

hitler did nothing wrong

I'm under 6 feet

I voted for Trump

i "work" for Sup Forums

I really love you

"You're 16? Too old."

I come from Kekistan

'We split the bill.'

i voted for trump

First: We will split

I am a jew

I am a furry

Are you on facebook?

Im on Tesco Mobile

Gums around plums now

Need chickie tendies Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Is your Mom available?

jews run the world

look at my face

my sister is hotter

Suck Andy sixxxx logggg

awfully hot coffee pot

Are you into BDSM?

There’s victory in Jesus

I believe in celibacy

i'm 27 and virgin

So a blowjob sweetness

I enjoy reading Kotaku

I shit my pants

Do you support HWNDU?

Gibe me succ succ

Eat all the eggs

I lost my wallet

celeb threads are best

I took the bus.

My dick fell off

Hahahahaha

Baby shoes. Never worn.

I've shit my pants

Think I love you...

Men have rights too

You have to pay

I smell your cunt.

"I'm a sex offender"

This date is ruined.

I would pay money to see someone say that

Have a hotter sister?

I fuck my sister.

I smoke weed everyday

I’m a Sugar Baby

are you really female?

>faping
>not wanting to cuddle and youtube

"You like micro penises?"

L G B T

Make America great again

You paying the bill?

I'm 36 and uncut.

"You' are paying, right?"

I volunteer at Shareblue

Wow, you look... different. (tinder date, kek)

You wanna play minecraft?

you smell like Mother

I'm addicted to heroin.

If your girl thinks you ruined a date for doing that, holy shit that chick is a whore.

I am Blumpftard Kekistani

I want your cock

Your sister is hot

I have HIV AIDS

Is your penis feminine?

Driver was an alcohol

I produce Hollywood movies

>spreads legs, fucks you in full view of everyone in the restaurant

KEK

I am wearing depends.

My mom is hotter

I have impregnation fetish

want sum fukk bby

do you like cucks?

I like killing puppies

So, how many cocks?

I like watching hentai

Did I just fart?

That’s....NOT A FART!

>fucking kek

That's more that four

Your daughter: how much?

>replying to your own posts

The nazis WERE right.

i dont date jews

You'll be my sissy

You into child porn?

My post was Just got here lol

This buttplug's too big.