Anyone here doing nofap?
Probably not because it's Sup Forums, worth asking anyways though
It fuckin blows my mind how well it works. I've been fapping myself into a coma since age 12 and I'm a completely different person. It's like I'm in Dark Souls and I've been unhollowed.
Someone at the shop thought I had a twin brother because the way I was acting was so drastically different. Like different on a level that I don't seem to be the same person, hence the twin brother thing.
This is some Reddit tier autism and I can't tell if this is satire or not.
Nothing changed, at all. Nofap is fucking stupid and if you honestly think not ejaculating is what made you a better person, you have far more serious issues than fapping.
Please though tell me this is satire. I can never tell anymore.
>Nothing changed, at all.
His libido increased because he hasn't been sexually satisfied in days, you stupid pig fucker. Never post again. Fucking retard.
His sexual satisfaction increased because he hasn't been sexually satisfied in days? Did you read what you typed out before your autistic outburst?
You MGTOW and NOFAP losers need to realize that you're just sexually frustrated losers.
>Nothing changed, at all.
It absolutely did.
I don't know why you're angrily trying to tell me about myself. You can tell me about how it worked for you, and then I can tell you about the piece of the puzzle you were missing. Likely the fact that you actually need to stop for more than 3 days.
>Please though tell me this is satire. I can never tell anymore.
It's no satire, sir.
You talk like the premise is ridiculous, and it really isn't. It's fundamental biology, basically everything the body does is with the end goal of getting laid. It follows pretty logically that constantly orgasming and never orgasming have different effects on you.
>His sexual satisfaction increased because he hasn't been sexually satisfied in days?
Not what libido means, shitforbrains
>MGTOW
You got that shit inverse. I'm involuntarily abstinent and I'm trying to get laid.
Turns out the way to make that happen isn't to convince your body that it's genghis khan by jerking off 3 times a day.
8 months, no problem.
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>His sexual satisfaction increased because he hasn't been sexually satisfied in days?
Libido is sexual desire you shit in mouth faggot. What a fucking moron, you actually think libido is sexual satisfaction. You are the dumbest man alive.
>Did you read what you typed out before your autistic outburst?
Coming from an illiterate butt fuck who doesn't know what libido means that's goddamn priceless. You fucked up, you embarrassed yourself, now fucking leave.
>This person isn't sexually frustrated at all and is perfectly calm
Because of desperate attempts to get a nut off, i find going nofap makes me 10x better at game. I also love fapping so wtf
My dick would burn if I fapped three times a day. Is that really the problem nofappers have? They just can't stop jerkin' it? I honestly don't understand the idea.
Please tell me about yourself and what you're doing. Because a week in and I spend every waking moment fighting off my sexual impulses from every direction.
>stage 1
I'm not wasting any more digital real estate replying to you. But just tell me what it is about you that is so deeply offended by this
Do you just not want to challenge the idea that masturbating is bad for you? You'll hit the denial stage in about a week if that's the case
Basically, it's where lonely sexually frustrated men pretend that not masturbating has given them a new outlook on life and think it has improved their overall health.
>masturbating is bad for you
Confirmed: Mike Pence browses Sup Forums
I'm in my first week, but I've done it before and it feels a lot nicer to not jack your dick into oblivion
That said I need to fuck immediately
School 9:30 - 12:00 Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
Quit sugar, cigarettes and cannabis. I don't work out but I plan to start soon. I play games and the only thing I do is basically being alive.
I did no fap when I was in boot camp. Didn't really notice any change, probably because I was pre-occupied. I think I'll stick to fapping though. What else am I supposed to do on here?
I just started fapping recently at age of 19, I was sick of wet dreams I even messed up our bed sheets 2 times and I live with family which consist of dad mom and bro. I fap like 2-3 times per week,
I think that user is right If I stop fapping for one day I hardly feel tempted to fap just because I stop for one day, I don't think it would make a difference psychologically, but sometimes like while studying and you suddenly want to fap than it really gets hard until you fap but that's rare case
I tried nofap for a couple weeks....first week was pretty much the same as normal. Second week I lost all desire to have sex.
In summary: nofap is a joke and nothing more than a placebo/meme.
I tried doing it and I lasted probably 3 days. I got so horny and nothing but the thought of dumping a load was on my mind.
Christians are puritans that think masturbation is bad because a 4000 year old book said so.
I think masturbation is bad because it turned me into a zombie that doesn't do anything but sit around wondering why I have no friends or aspirations.
It's not easy to admit this, believe me. I don't know what you think would be in it for me to make this up and peddle it like it's snakeoil
It's a culture to these people. If you criticize nofap, you'll be quickly bombarded by a horde of angry sexually frustrated men who think it's a way of life. They need validation for their stupid meme. It's still not as pathetic as MGTOW though.
Yeah, masturbation didn't do that to you. You're just lazy. Getting off regularly wasn't the reason you didn't have friends or goals.
Lol is this for real? Did you really blame your lack of ambition in life on masturbation like it was a fucking addicting drug?
>But just tell me what it is about you that is so deeply offended by this
You're a likely 19 year old on a forum talking to 20 something's about something that he is completely, utterly, incontrovertably incorrect about, something as undeniable as sexual drive being proclaimed as a fantasy, as if it's not literally the entire mechanism of the sex drive to go up and down based on your last ejaculation, it's so disturbingly pompous to so proudly and foolishly claim that orgasming constantly doesn't lower your sex drive that I can do nothing but utterly write you off as a fucking no nothing dim wit excited to express his false information onto people with legitimate sexual addictions. You're a monstrous, monstrous retard and you haven't a clue what you're talking about. If you don't cum for a while, you get horny, and that's all there is to it, sorry if this twists you up so much.
this
lmao, I really would like to understand the animosity.
F-fucking dicklets not fapping and feeling superior, I'm offended!
I envy you. Atleast the part where you don't constantly feel like you're fighting off sexual urges.
It probably doesn't help that I browse Sup Forums a fair amount and I live in normieland California that's populated mostly by instathots that wear a hankerchief for a bikini bottom.
No fappers are like vegans. They think their ways are superior and that they've tapped into some secret fountain of knowledge just because they're doing something most people don't.
the probleme is no to fap or not to fap ,but to control this. You need to control your desire , not be surrounded by them. Thinking all about sex and desire is bad but thinking it sometime is not a big deal
It is all a question of degree
>horde of angry sexually frustrated men
If they're angry, sexually frustrated men, why wouldn't they want help with porn addiction, shit for brains?
>They think their ways are superior and that they've tapped into some secret fountain of knowledge
The fuck? I used to fap for four hours a day. Now I try not to and I have more time and energy. Get a grip man, I'm just trying to stop ruining my dick because it fucking aches.
Harvey Weinstein here.
Should I do nofap?
Exactly same, i have an average body, not over weight, but with these damn swagfags and cjads walking up amd down these cali streets, the competition is insane
No urges, I believe we humans are 50% animals and the other half is the "new" shit, human. We are smart but still have problems some animals have so I chose to thrive on the human part. I live in Sweden so I know how you feel with all the sexy bitches everywhere.
Just be as politically correct as possible and you'll have plenty of women riding you in Cali.
I don't see them wanting to proselytize anyone and I guess if someone wants to try it, what's the harm? It's not like they could lose anything or could get hurt or anything.
Obviously the effects are different for every person cause no two people have the same sexual urges and sexuality in general.
You talk about not masturbating like it's a life saving drug or chemotherapy.
>forum
The logic that can be extracted from this canned post you made is "nofap isn't inherent to feeling happy and motivated"
Yeah, I wasn't implying it was. Working out isn't inherent to getting a girlfriend either, but it's something that's good for you that's good to master and get a wrangle on your life.
The only one making useless platitudes is you.
What? I'm the guy advocating nofap
Yes, orgasming lowers your sex drive. That's the problem
personally I don't talk about it at all because I don't care about helping anyone but I know that if I fap a couple days in a row I get extremely lethargic and depressed. Doesn't matter if you call me a vegan or fucking stupid, I know the effects it has on me. I see diminishing returns after a week or longer however, so I fap once or twice a week and don't dip as hard as I would otherwise.
Why do you care so much about it though that you have to decry it as bullshit? It's obviously no fucking panacea but it can help SOME people.
>That image
I honestly feel bad for you. You've gone so deep into this rabbit hole with nofap.
>Comparing working out to not masturbating
Please stop
I havent fapped since the beginning of this month. Not because I want to, but all of a sudden my sex drive completely died. I have zero interest in fucking women anymore and it's awesome. I used to fap about 3/4 times a day, now nothing. Git gud.
that's not really nofap though because nofap makes you want to fuck women more.
>I honestly feel bad for you. You've gone so deep into this rabbit hole with nofap.
Yeah, fuck the graphic artist from the 1960s trying to peddle the delusion that testosterone is good for you for some reason that created that illustration
>Please stop
Very literally comparable. They both raise your testosterone levels and get your body to a healthy state and they're things you need to work at.
What vague allusion are you trying to make up so that you can knock it down?
It's insanity. It's like I'm in AA and some faggot keeps walking up to me and telling me my constant, life altering addiction isn't the problem, dude my dick hurts all the time and I haven't been truly horny in a two months, who the fuck are you telling to keep masturbating?
>nofap
>doesn't fap
>You're doing it wrong
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Yeah, that happens when you're totally abstinent.
Don't try to play with yourself at all, because the minute you do that is the minute you get really uncomfortably horny.
what the fuck are you even going on about??
It's like going to AA and telling them to drink fucking less.
apparently not lel
not anymore :3
I grabbed my dick in the shower a bit but the urge is just gone. I can get hard, but now it feels almost exactly like playing with my arm or something. Nothing.