ITT: Everyone in Sup Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future

ITT: Everyone in Sup Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future

What's happening in the Sup Forums block today?

Also whoever is blasting hentai on Floor 835, lower that shit. Your waifu is fucking dirt. I don't wanna hear that shit all the way on Floor 974

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Do buildings like this exist? How do these people live?

Very carefully

>Everyone in Sup Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future
And yet we still communicate through Sup Forums posts only.
War never changes.

Never finished and abandoned. No ones ever lived in there

I'm throwing bricks out the 1185th floor good luck everybody

There's currently an all out war for toilet paper on floor 586.

May the best man wipe his ass

>Has to go to work
>Lives on 1,465th floor
>Elevator is broken

The day is off to a good start guys

>70th floor

We're all living in the dark, the sun never shows up. We never quit our apartments and never open our windows which open to pitch black.

And what we fear most is what lies at level 0...

There's a brother and sister fucking on floor 56.

On floor 676 I hear atleast 3 domestics happening, one dude I think is about to kill his bitch, and then the fagbot9000 next door keeps yelling for chicken tenders, he already ate his mom and his weeks rations of em in a day from the sounds of it. Oh and for some reason theres a porcupine running around I've seen the last few days, Some Downie tried to hug him yesterday it was funny. Ive named him shit-turd.
Pic related

I wish i could get an apartment on the outer circle so i wouldn't have to keep looking at you fucks all day

lol this guy still believes the "outer circle" meme

living on floor 1 is absolute cancer.

I'm looking forward to a transfer up, anyone looking for a room mate?

@ The cunt killing someone on floor 79: Please use a gag or something, some of us have work you piece of shit NEET

>No ones ever lived in there
>clothes hanging out to dry

fucking lower-level scum.

where did you get the bricks in the first place?

w-wat do you mean?

This is in South Africa, here's a Wikipedia article about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponte_City_Apartments

About to an hero, lads. Look at floor 921.

I'll send some up in my carrier balloon but in return could anyone from the 500 floors above wire down an extention cord, we've used all our outlets and need more for the panini press, mini fridge, and anal eviscerator 9000

from the 345th floor probably heard he's running a brick factory out his bathroom

on 420 floor on no pot.

fuck meant to reply to

>ground outside is a swamp of poo, bricks, dead people and piss bottles
What the hell are you guys doing up there all the time?

I-Is there an outside? My parents told me that the outer wall goes on forever... will we ever know?

everyone knows there is no outer circle newfag

>Be me
>Live on floor 1
>Have never seen the sky
>Just naked, fat, middle aged, balding men
>Dancing in their windows
>Their stomachs undulating rhythmically to the hentai echoing from on high
>The light reflects off their sweaty folds
>A thousand lights in the darkness
>I wonder if this is what stars look like

Maybe, how willing are you to help me get a porcupine in my designated living area, and would you have any issues as it being a put.

Can anyone send emergancy tendies to room 108? Mom is sleeping plz send now

Gay sex.

A-Anyone else hear gunshots?

>Trash pickup day
>live on 1200th floor
>elevator still broken
>weight up throwing it over the balcony like the other robots

seriously tho for anyone curious about this building...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponte_City_Apartments

Hey man, it's not as bad as they say down here. I can't see shit though
t. floor 0 fag

I can hook you up with my extension cord but you gotta hurry some cunt from floor 587 just arrived with a gun and demanding a levy on any remaining toilet paper

"The core filled with debris five storeys high as the owners left the building to decay."

nice, not the first to have that idea

To access the secret Penthouse boards, you need to delete system 32. It's great, you can get anything delivered by drone!

Does anyone have any tips on improving the internet speeds on floor 5, I'm currently posting this at 7:00 AM 10/14/17..?

How about you just use the fucking stairs, you fat shit

>no ones ever lived in there

but that's wrong

Place shit bag on router
or ask room 202 they have the fastest internet

>when you live at the last floor
>tfw you can go on the roof
Feels good man

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im from room 202, I can give you the wifi password but you gotta send some CP first

Live on floor404
>post not found

total bullshit. That guy is right. Had this pic on my drive for years. Nobody lives there.

>when you live at the last floor
>tfw you can go on the roof
>tfw you're the only one who can jump to death because all windows have bars
Feels good man

cheers man

bull fucking shit.....202 has been nonstop having this argument with 203....203 ALWAYS has better speeds...the speds on 203 just have to try and feel better about their lives

So were the lowest floors buried in trash? Could you not see out the window?

This

On floor 700. I have the day off so I've been wiping my butt on other people's doorknobs all day. Haven't been caught yet.

it's an apartment building in Johanesburg, and people definitely lived there.

sorry speds on 202*

Are you fucking blind or just retarded?

There are clothes on the washing lines.

Shitting out my window from floor 994, good luck down there fuckers

nah that’s bs room 204 made that rumor

I would assume not. also, probably the lower floors were all heroin needle gangland scum pits.

I wanted to visit you.

Floor not found...

archdaily.com/493877/inside-johannesburg-s-infamous-ponte-city-tower

Fuck, living on floor 84 trying to reach the new fags on floor 1426 and get their replacement system32's

fuck you

Rolling to be hentai blasting faggot in 835.
Itt: roll for yout apt number.

nah

jokes on you I have a retractable trampoline, shits literally gonna come back at ya

Guys, the Wikipedia article is up there, you can read that the gangs drew people out until they abandoned it.

Jesus Christ! Can someone send a janitor to floor 1, I can smell it up here on 5, fucking third time this week....

WTF JUST HIT THIS NEW FAGS WINDOW

mother fucker, the day Im having today

>tfw the top-dwellers don't know we all have these trampolines now

jokes on them

Chilling on level 1313

Fuck me...What is wrong with you people? Can you not fucking read?

The idiot above clearly stated that no one had EVER lived there.

Terminal velocity

Good thread

Aw fuck man your shit landed on my ducks what the fuck man

Anyone heading to the party on floor 666 for halloween? Post your costumes lads
>pic related

you have ducks?
how???

In reality this building only has 55 floors.

Who the fuck is cooking on 328? The smell is awful!!

Amazon.
$1.99 for 4

>The guy from 245th floor in sector 52 keeps telling me about the old "sky existence meme"
>call the reptiloid patroll
>he a model citizen now
>end of story

Can y'all stop having trap party's in the mid-range floors? Here on floor 450 it's starting to stink of anal leakage and cheap imitation shota lube.

...

Hey everyone gets a window, could be worse.

>he doesn't have a diverse biome of animals living in his apartment
POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH

oh

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Amazon? That's quite a walk away, you have to go to fricking floor 0 to get out of this building and than walk a mile.

Look man, I don't know where to get them

Don't believe the lies they tell you on the higher floors

There is no fucking sky.

Floor 300 here, I am part of the final faction. A war has been raging between the different factions all wanting to be Sparta. We are now Sparta. Any transfers are sacrificed to the gods. I served for many great days and have earned the title leonitas.

I have my trap friend get it for me

>tfw people think there's a sky or outer circle

how do you pay him?

Dildos and jars with cum in them

sky? I've heard many tales but never seen it myself, living on floor 23780

We need more traps up at the penthouse.

yeah.
youtube.com/watch?v=3EIKmmSifqw

Hey, user on floor 436, your pipes are leaking cum on my floor again!

so where can I buy these items, and where to find a trap for hire?