>be me
>walk down stairs
>my roommate, two black dudes
>roommate wanted to show his gf he is cool cause black friends
>be me
>be me not making this up
>walk down stairs
>hear one black guy say, "hey dude whats up"
>you look a little uncomfortable is there something wrong with our skin color?
>be me, walk over to them
>point at my roommate, "did this guy tell you I'm a racist or something?"
>two black guys look at roommate
>"he said you were voting for Trump"
>be me, walk around two black dudes, into kitchen
>just bought something from amazon a week ago
>brand new knife set
>be me. take big knife out of sleeve slowly
>"Whoa whoa senpai wtf we were just joking"
>be me
>"Sorry, I just like to be armed when two black dudes tell me i'm racis as an introduction"
>be me
>"So tell me, why do you think Trump is racist tho?
>two black dudes look at my roommate
>roommate looks at me
>no response
>....
Be me
This sounds really autistic
>pulling out your katana when people ask a question
Damn, you are autistic.
You're a dumb motherfucker that's assault.
Good thing this didn't happen.
Around blacks, etc.
I fucking keked.
Good job.
pure autsimo
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
But in all seriousness OP is a fucking retard
I have a feeling the actual content of what you are saying doesn't really matter and this is you metabashing the use of "be me" in greentext posts
Top autism
it's not assault to pull a knife out of a knifeset in your house when two people are confronting you aggressively about you being a racist in your own home when you have no idea who they are
you are cucked beyond belief
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
Nah, FUCK that roommate.
Good job OP
Around Blacks, never relax
You could have just called them out on their bullshit without resorting to going full "nothing personnel kid."
This
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Trust nobody bro, not even yourself.
>youcallthatashitpost.png
did you forget how to teleport behind autist-kun?
It's QCB+H
>metabashing
This seems like a word I'd read on a website I probably wouldn't like.
That said, I wonder if you're correct.
What the fuck did I just read?
>heh heh
>nothin personnell kid
>
Something I'd do as a fellow autist
*tip my gent
Maybe he was getting ready to slice up an eggplant.
Deepthroat that fuckstick
>"Sorry, I just like to be armed when two black dudes tell me i'm racis as an introduction"
pic related
t. quadroon
>>brand new knife set
reason to be interested discarded
/thread
>wasting a perfectly good new knife on niggers
They will perceive you as a psycho. Good luck finding girls.
Dude did you hear about my roomate? Got some weird things with knives, pretty sure he jacks off saying nigger to himself.
>Needs a whole new knife because AID's soaked into the blade because Nigger magic.
>roommate
it isnt your house then nigger
Those are retarded actions that didn't happen but I love it.
This story is probably bullshit, but this is why I would never, ever have "roommates." It's quasi-homosexual in and of itself, but the idea of walking downstairs and seeing two strange niggers in my own home calling me a racist would be enough for me to move out the following day. How do people live like that?
You don't understand women, so you?
>be OP
>be OP
>be OP
>be OP
>be OP
>have assburgers
>People fear me
>I better threaten them with a knife
????????
Niggers only understand violence. GJ op, they will fear you and not return.
>relaxing around blacks.
People don't corner people and accuse them of Wrong Think if they're afraid of them.
>stepping into to insult
>"so you"
>s is next to the d
It's the worst. Living in the same house as niggers is the fucking worst.
Why is everyone to dismiss the story as fake? I'd greet a black person with a blade myself if it came down to that
So this finally answers the age old question:
How many barely socially functioning autists does it take to unsheath a katana?
Answer: OP
I'm not even going to say it
The real purpose of this thread was to show so many fucking stupid bernbots how quickly they all believe black people think Trump supporters are racist.
He's not racist you fucking idiots.
Of course it didn't happen.
Trump has 30% black vote too FYI
MAGA
now you're learning
Autism is great, Kikes are autistic and look at them, they rule the world. we should all strive to become more autistic.
hahah
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>voodoo knife that gives your enemies AIDS
neat.
>pulling a knife on guests
Haram af pham
>Be me
>blackguy.jpeg
>Friend invites me and my brother over to his house to hang out
>Friend mentions his roommate his roommate is voting for Trump when the current presidential race comes up in conversation
>I become interested because I have been considering voting for him
>roommate comes downstairs
>ohshit.exe
>he's wearing a filthy MAGA hat, some kind of cartoon underage girl on his muscle shirt, and Zubaz
>"hey user, heard your voting Trump. I'm interested. Can you give me some in depth information?
>At this point the roommate, who already was struggling to make eye contact, starts stuttering and mumbling.
>I think I make out the words "y-y-you too."
>roommate shuffles into kitchen, sounds like he's breathing heavily.
>we continue chatting and forget about politics
>20 minutes later, roommate jogs from kitchen back to stairs, pauses at the foot of the stairs, makes whooshing sounds and kind of wiggles a butcher knife around.
>roommate disappears for the rest of the night but we occasionally hear loud porn noises coming from his room.
>we should all strive to become more autistic
>Georgia
"The Georgian Jews are one of the oldest Jewish communities in the world. Once Georgia was also home to significant ethnic German communities, but most Germans were deported during World War II." Ohhhh snap
en.wikipedia.org
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
Why didn't you teleport behind them?
I'll be honest here, if you are around blacks what they said is really a threat. OP did the right think. When a nigger ask you if you are racist with another nigger, expect them to jump you if you turn your back at them.
nice
They're not his guests.
As autistic as this sounds op actually handled the situation pretty well
Our Jews aren't subversive kikes anyways, there are not many of them.
And why would I want them?
>things that never happened
nice thread though I hope it brings some laughs heh
Also I don't understand what your point is.
>having a roommate and not living by yourself.
nah, at worst it'd be criminal menacing.
If they wanted to call the cops and tell them you brandished a knife in a threatening way, yes, that's assault with a dangerous weapon.
I know, a similar thing ruined my life.
In your own house confronted by people you don't know? Your word against theirs.
I was with you until the knife bit. You're a fucking autist
Assault would imply that the knife made contact with a victim
Around blacks, never relax familia
>In your own house confronted by people you don't know? Your word against theirs.
Yes, I'm telling you, if you brandish a knife and they call the cops, it's assault with a dangerous weapon. I did exactly the same thing, did 90 days in jail, got a felony, and 4 years of probation.
You're lucky most niggers aren't cop callers, unlike punk ass white bitches
My life is fucking ruined now
kek
>Assault would imply that the knife made contact with a victim
Not in America
All you need to do is have a knife in your hand
And it's a fucking felony
Protip: Don't ever display a weapon you are not about to use
Don't talk about it, talk means you have not committed.
>ban assault knives
Poor dude
Autism ruins lives
Get well soon
yeah seriously, let them think you're unarmed, open with a left jab and then just shank
>All you need to do is have a knife in your hand
>And it's a fucking felony
In which states is this? Commiefornia and Jew Work?
Here is a recording of what happened.
youtube.com
You're retarded and deserve everything you got. It isn't assault, it's brandishing. Even then, it's your word vs. theirs. If you can't manage to lie your way out of that, you're a fucking retard.
Kill yourself retard
I like you.
Assault in the USA is any threatening action intended to intimidate or any attempt [Failed or successful] to strike someone.
Battery is the term for when contact is made. Two distinct but closely related items.
Assault can happen without battery. [Swinging a knife at someone is assault]
Battery is mostly paired with assault to increase the charges.
How this should've gone
>be me
>walk down stairs
>my roommate, two black dudes
>roommate wanted to show his gf he is cool cause black friends
>be me
>be me not making this up
>walk down stairs
>hear one black guy say, "hey dude whats up"
>you look a little uncomfortable is there something wrong with our skin color?
>be me, walk over to them
>point at my roommate, "did this guy tell you I'm a racist or something?"
>two black guys look at roommate
>"he said you were voting for Trump"
>"I am. Time to MAGA bitch, starting in this room. It's gonna be yuuuge."
>pull out my Saturday night special with the serial number scratched out
>catch nigger
>armedrobbery.jpg
>simultaneously decapitate both of them with one swipe of my katana
>roommate looks at me
>one nigger's looking at my roommate
>one nigger's looking at me
>"the blacks are great people. Wonderful people. I love the blacks."
>no response
>....
No, MI
>it's brandishing
There is only one charge in my state. The only difference is your punishment. If you actually cut someone in MI they will try to get you for attempted murder first, then a class a felony with at least a year in prison, or more, depending on the damage you do
> If you can't manage to lie your way out of that, you're a fucking retard.
Unfortunately they just built a new jail in my county, so they are taking everyone to jail over stupid shit
LOL OPIE IS A FAGGOT.
who does that seriously
i hope your making this up and your not like gay irl
That's fucking retarded.
Still, how did you not manage to lie your way out of it?
>fuck niggers!
>why do they think im rascist?
Dude, I love Trump and I hate niggers, but you are fucking autistic.
The jail was so horrible that they gave me a plea deal to get out if I plead guilty.
I couldn't deal with jail, so I took the deal. It was a bad decision, I didn't realize my life would be so fucked as a result.
They basically coerced me into admitting guilt. I would have taken it to trial if I could have made bail.
They all act like I did some horrific crime, but there is 17 months of prison over my head now if I drop dirty or get in trouble over the next 4 years
So basically, you really are retarded?
You know that wouldn't have held any weight whatsoever in court, right? Sure, it would've cost you a bit of time, but you were practically free to go.
Yes, it would have held weight. What I did is considered assault here.
see
But you didn't do it. They said you did, but you didn't.
you threatened people with a knife on account of their race. you really should be locked up you unhinged loonie
seriously fuckoff you have a roomate cuz ur a young adult but you cannot handle the fact that your sharing a house with other people who arent socially retarded like you?
i thought americans like you were a meme
ITT: bern bots pretend like they are lawyers, not avid wow players
>Roommate tries to confront OP about him liking Trump
>Tries intimidating him by bringing two of his nigger friends thinking that they're going to shut him up or something
>OP handles the situation well by demonstrating that he will not be intimidated by some faggot living in his house
>Shuts them all up
Yeah yeah, it's a bit autistic of him, but I will admit he did prove his point pretty well, no matter what he could have said he would have never changed their minds and would have had to sit through an hour long discussion of him fighting a heated political argument by himself against three libtards. If this did happen OP, I hope you kicked him out of your house. If this story isn't real, (Which it probably isn't), you're a faggot and you need to step into my gas chamber.
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