ITT: Last 2 digits of your first post is the age you must act like for the rest of the thread

ITT: Last 2 digits of your first post is the age you must act like for the rest of the thread

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F u c c

meow

shit

He's 38 years old.
Never kissed a girl.

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here we go

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eyy boi

well.. I guess I have to buy a new car and date 22 year olds to compensate for me getting older

it gets easier dating younger girls when you're early 40s. After 50 that's grandpa tier though. 35-40 is the sweet spot for girls 20-35

Is this the real life?

fuck it rolling

hm, fuck, guess I'll have to work harder at work in order to dampen my increasing existential dread

underage b&

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fsrggehr

This won't end well.

I'm dead r.i.p

time to hang out at starbucks and listen to mac demarco

this is ez

Actually, I'm okay with this.

rollarollarino

Meh

with modern medicine, 98 is the new 88 bro, you're still good

I guess I will just continue to wait for death and browse Sup Forums

Welp, nothing new to report here

My penis itches

what day is it today? need my Lozol pill

I'm how old now?

How old am I?

My neck my back, lick my asscrack and my old wrinkly sack.... giggity

Nigger

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Bunch of old geriatric niggas

Literally the same age
Fuck you all im going to get drunk

aight

Get off my lawn you stinkin kids! When I was your age we didn't have those fancy spinner toys!

worried about retirement yet?

Rollin

3 year olds are the fucking worst

les do it

k.

Let's see what I get...

When I was a boy, well...you see how it was, I was doing a picture with...who was it now? I was doing a picture with James Dean. And...Ruth dear, what's for dinner?

mommy change my diper please

Rolling for my actual age

>41
Not too bad. I have no fucking clue what a 41 year-old acts like, but...

Back in our day we used to beat niggers with sticks!

Where are my pills? I need my pills to get the blood flowing. My 65 years old bitch of a wife doesn't do it anymore!

>literally the polar opposite

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Well fuck it

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Hey I can drink now guys! Who wants to drink???? Also, iCarly stuff, right???

Is it? Adult diaper plus dementia.

old fucks have diapers too u know

07 get

Yeah! Those were the days! Now we gotta treat them with respect. They're just as bad as the gays. At least the Chinks have some respect for us after the nukes! Maybe we should nuke Africa too!

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Rolling for 24

Rollin

guess i'll act my age amiright guys

Shit

RRRRRROLAND

LIBERALS PLEASE

Now that's a cute baby!

Okay, that sounds interesting.

yeah you gonna get aborted m8, sry not sry

This gon be good

Well that's fucking boring.

Trumps taking back ‘Merica for the Protestants. All these god damn hippies can kiss my white ass.

:) ok gugu gaga

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This Trump fella is a good man. We can't have a woman like Hillary in the white house. It's called the Oval Office, not the Oval Kitchen!

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