Why aren't you bisexual?

why aren't you bisexual?

its gay

>implying I'm not

/thread

>it's* bi*

Never saw a dude I want to suck/fuck

Because I'm not attracted to dick. Not even "feminine" ones.

you just weren't looking

Fpbp

there is no such thing as a feminine dick

also, you're a liar, because you jack off.

you milk a man's penis all the time - your own

>Fpbp
>congratulates terrible grammar

neck yourself.

The feminine dick thing was more of an "inb4" than my own belief in it. I happen to agree with you about that.

As for my own dick, I jack it but I'm not attracted to it. Jacking it gives me direct gratification. Jacking someone else's would give me none.

>I jack it but I'm not attracted to it
mental gymnastics

who is that chick?

cuz i don't want dicks in my butt?

not a requirement. at all.

because it's an accepted fact world wide
men are hideous. why do you think even gays emulate feminine traits for beauty?

>why aren't you bisexual?

Don't be stupid. Get this shit off of Sup Forums.

What the fuck are you talking about? Everyone is bi. Get with the times. Faggot.

>because it's an accepted fact world wide
>men are hideous.
Then why would women want to breed with them?

Sounds like you're a homosexual in denial, trying to use only the most extreme negative to paint the full picture in order to distract yourself from the fact that plenty of men are fully fuckable.

Kill yourself if you don't get it.

and i don't want to engage in any sexual activities with dicks or mouths.

So, by extension you're saying you're attracted to your own dick.

who dat tell me and I'll turn

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No it's actually really gay

Because dicks are disgusting. Vaginas are the future.

Ivana Fawknigs

i amst

It is against god.

because i used to have gay thoughts but when i started lifting, my testosterone increased and now i get pussy and don't fantasize about men anymore. being gay is a mental disorder

I like women and traps. Does that make me bi?

there are alot of gay/bi buff dudes

so is science and common sense

Well, I am. Love sucking a cock while my gf rides me

Because real men are straight, and pussy taste better.

Homosexuality is absolutely disgusting

>better
So you've tasted both, user?

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good for you

not even a little?

weather one is looking or not doesnt change the fact that he hasnt seen one. Guess hes not really looking either. so what whats ur beef?

cause i'm attracted to womens .. and not mens. i know, i know, its a really fucking hard concept to understand

damn bro its just a simple question ... its not like there wont be another loli thread for you to go to in 5 mins. chill out

vigians never did anything but swallow all the cum shot at them. I have been able to hang shirts on my dick

stfu

I'm not attracted to men.

that is a broad statement my friend ... both could be gross ... oh boy

great, elaborate comeback
does your god approve?

>god is "always watching over us"
>but sometimes, he kinda doesn't care
>especially when kids get cancer
>or people are run over accidentally
>or catastrophes kill hundreds of people
>then it is either "gods divine plan"
>or he "is challanging us"
>or "they were sinners!"
>so, god kinda does things, but he doesn't
>and he kinda watches over you, but then again he kinda doesn't

this is literally what christians think, only paraphrased.

I am though! XD

why not?

>weather
>thinks he's smart

but it's bi not only gay

or is fucking women not a straight thing to do? that's literally what you're implying here

>pussy taste better
No, it literally does not.

yes

Biological reasons, I'm assuming.
Same reason barbecue makes my mouth water.
Men just don't get me hard.

lol

yes

only if you're retarded

kek

>Then why would women want to breed with them?

they don't really have any choice and the culture teaches little girls to want to fall in love with a boy. Most women think women are more beautiful and sexy than men.

>Most women think women are more beautiful and sexy than men.

You're literally just saying this. It's not true.

Naw I'm implying that taking your time out of fucking women to get a dick in your ass is pretty gay

>Most women think women are more beautiful and sexy than men.

If that were actually true then all women would be lesbians. I think you have a hidden or latent attraction to men that you just can't cope with, so you're denying an entire half of biology just to suite your purposes of denial.

anal sex isn't a requirement to be bi

bi is exactly as straight as it is gay

it's the middle position, retard, did you ever take basic geometry?

Fag in denial

So do you just like to hold hands with your bf or what?

you can be bi if you simply jerk off and do blowjobs and that's it

slay pussy on the regular shift

Wow... that statement is more gay than bi but no I still disagree with you

Still gay af man but whatever floats your boat

actually there are studies of what women look at and what arouses them that tend to support this. I don't have citations off the top of my head. But its actually hard to explain why most females are heterosexual in behavior.

i'm bi

>But its actually hard to explain why most females are heterosexual in behavior.
it's*

Because they are attracted to men. That's why. You're denying basic biology and you're a retard.

Why do you disagree? It makes perfect sense.

It's gay as fuck because it's bisexual.

Coffee with sugar added to it is sweet as fuck because it's got sugar in it. Still coffee.

What the fuck is your point?

Satan wins

everyone is bisexual, btw, kys if you're so retarded that you don't understand.

Satan is bi.

Gr8 b8 m8 I bench 888

Cuz only 2D guys can be sexy
I aint got a problem with 3D Grills or with 2D Guys but real life man just dont turn me on

>Cuz only 2D guys can be sexy
Wrong.

i suppose you have Proof for that?

>Believing the sexuality meme

Every hole is a goal famalam.

What about getting your hole filled?
Is that a goeal too?

Not officially.

ofc

>why aren't you mentally unstable
Fixed that for you

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Because I'm gay. Women repulse me physically... But also the way they talk about partners wonders why a wet hole could be worth all the trouble.

>repulsive

Sure.

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Because if the sissies didnt choose to be born women in mens bodies, I didnt choose to be hetero.

What's sexy about that?

Because i am heterosexual

Because I don't want to have sex with other men.

why not bi?

everything

why not?

everyone is bisexual by nature

Born that way.

Why do you think that?

because it's true