ITT: Everyone in Sup Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future

ITT: Everyone in Sup Forums lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future

What's happening in the Sup Forums block today?

Thread #2 because we got shilled.

>b/lock news

Hello and welcome to b/lock news.

Today there was a massive read lead by the Spartan's/Skinner's against floor 326, following the murder of floor 326's general.

>In following news...

Floor 1488 has initiated a floor cleansing from floors 100-500, anons on those floors are suggested to take cover and back up any porn.

>LATER TONIGHT

Do floors below 0 exist? Conspiracy's circulate of -0 floors which hosts a black market and many curious oddities which may be resulting in murders and cover-ups.

>In floorly news

The annual trips game is underway with all floors below 3000 scrambling to room 1500 to the armoury to engage in a death match which is set to have a record number of causalities. Reminder that the winners will receive an upgrade to room 3001.

Thanks for tuning in and have a great day Sup Forums!

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Staring at the person next door.

Floor 1900 is looking for more mass-shooters to join our floor, all anons on floor 1899 shouldnt go to school tomorrow

id be throwing paper airplanes out of my window all day

Floor 300 here, your paper airplanes are clogging our shit tanks - we're currently experiencing massive overflows of shit

Thanks nigger

comunism

It better have good internet. And fuck the rest of you fags!

To be honest i think people would either shout their oppinions at the neighbours across or always have their curtain shut

floor 638 has free melee weapons

view out of my window on 40th floor

fuck you faggot

floor 4200 has fiber internet but youre not welcome here

"Hey, can I borrow some eggs?"

Unitinu is a shit place to live

ill be sure to put needles at the front next time

sick do you guys have nunchucks

film yourself placing them into your anus. Or I'll sick 14/88 on you.

Who's smoking pot on 228?

yes made with nigger bones

ur clearly lying fag, what room are you on im going to cum blast your shitty window

That would be the best thing ever, collect a big pile of weed right at the bottom and burn it, the entire flat would be high (and dead). It would be like samurai champloo

The traps and trannies have teamed up and now no one can tell which is which anymore, but it doesn't matter because everyone else is inside masturbating while peaking through their window blinds. Because the post apocalyptic Internet went down there's a cacophony of d10s being rolled, with the occasional exclamation of dubs or trips ringing out, quickly followed by a chorus of "checked".

>Floor 1488 here

We are starting at floor 500 now, currently massacring all anons with our AR-15s. Lost two of our men to cum bottles.

Gonna skin and collect some nigger bones to sell to the higher floors. Floor 499 is next.

>sneaks in after killing general of 326

>hides in floor 450 room 1

I annex all blocks.

What floor are you on?

y doh need more tp?

The shit-tier floors are a prime resource for us higher floors. We will continue looting and thinning their bottom feeding numbers. This is good for the buildings ecosystem.

Heading to floor 459 now.

Floor 101 is off limits at all times.
Failure to comply will result in permanent relocation to floor 101.

>floor 498 here
We have dildo launchers the dildos have explosive tips, stop at 499 fags

Floor 1297 here, we finally caught the serial killer thats been dogging us for almost a year. Turns out Randy was making foreskin hats for his puppets.

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349. Come on shill. I'm waiting.

Please spare me i killed the general of floor 326 I have rhino dildos leftover from the war

>we got a truck full of pizzas order for the entire floor 420

Your pathetic dildo rpgs will do nothing to stop us, we just shot an user shitting on the floor at the very start of room 499, we're gonna burst in door to door

Better prepare yourselves, there's 200 of us armed top to bottom, we will cleanse you little worthless niggers

>floor 35 here, the neighbours down below are making loud noises

b-but user-kun.... My asshole isnt that big

Ground floor here. Whoever has been shitting out the window, it's really starting to pile up.

You killed the general with a dildo? You may be of some worth to us... Meet us on floor 499 with the dildo sticking out of your anus and we will evaluate you.

The only time someone would be out of their apartment room would be to jump from their balcony.

>yfw ur mom is on floor 34

Understood
>shoves dildo in ass
>goes to floor 499

Well. I was severely wounded by the Skin Clan on 1504 fighting with 14/88. I'll an hero from 1504 shortly.

Another day, another jumper.
Do a flip!

guys be careful there's a gas escape in floor 499, i'm going to the floors below it just in case.

Just plant a garden bro, it's what I did. The splattered corpses of NEETs who an heroed and copious amounts of shit make great fertilizer.

prepare, fags

I'm currently posting pics of a very funny banana to everyone's front doors. You can keep them friends. They're all yours

I repeat, don't use matches, lighters or any kind of stuff that could cause an explosion.

I live in a building similar to that. It's called socialist brutalism and it's fucking great.
Thick layers of concrete prevent you from hearing the screams of your neighbor's waifu as she gets btfo'd by her dear spouse.
Very good, very comfy

>its not just 1 guy

>floor 1488 cleansing crew is pulling out

What the fuck faggots how is the floor leaking with explosive gas, the whole building is gonna explode!

Haha, you dumb nigger. You can follow us and we will spare you, but you will keep the dildo in your anus for the remainder of our cleansing.

You can have one lunchable a day until you demonstrate your valor.

Best dystopia ever!

Hey room 982 here. Who ever clogged all of the toilets in the mens room with dildos i'd like to have a word with you

Floor 277 is now fucked.

Send a chain-smoking nigger in there to blow him to high hell. Or we could tell the jews of the sub floors there is a vault of money there.

I demand better treatment or i’ll..detonate this bottle of trap and dog cum

who can baby sit my obese pet on floor 588?

Due to unforeseen circumstances, floor 1488 is now preparing to go to floor 489. We are crafting incendiary weapons to just torch floor 499, it's done. We're blocking all the rooms so no one can escape.

Prepare your anuses floor 498.

WHO DID THIS!!!!!??!?!!??!

I'm now going to attempt to climb to the top from the ground floor. Don't try to stop me.

i will, can i fuck him while ur away

So that's where it went. Hey faggot, I want my fucking bottle back.

this is the floor 499 guy, I'm now on floor 408, I'm still going down before they blow up this place. Wish me luck, i'll try to find an entrance to the now abandoned underground floors.

Hey anons, anyone who wants a lightsaber duel meet me on floor -1. Other floor anons, if you could provide us music, that would be great.

we wield dangerous shit flails. the handles are bananas found on many doors he is used to it, of couse you can

floor 760 here, if you fuckers come near my window i will unleash a horde of savage trained children on your asses

Don't go user! Those aren't abandoned, it's where we banished the robots to!

ah there it is!

I can tell you right now the inside of that block is gonna be filled with rubbish, piss bottles, old food and cumsocks. The Sup Forums equivalent of the same building in niggertown that got it inside filled with shit thrown out peoples windows.

I demand to be escorted to floor 1,000 and a stash of kid’s meals and lunchables
>takes dildo out of ass

[radio] : I think I'm lost, can someone pick me up ? I hear weird sounds coming from below

Floor 499 is now up in flames. Here's to hoping it doesn't spread to the other floors. We lost about 2 men to the explosion, but fuck it, we're marching on. Floor 498 is about to get ass-fucked, if the flames dont get to it first.

Retard we are only killing residents on floors 500-100, but we could use those weapons. We will come to floor after we finish cleansing the other floors. Thanks for the heads up.

tbh fam, i'd be poopsmoking butthash in my appartment all day so if it'd smell like shit around the appartments surrounding it, it'd be the fine dank ass butthash i be poopsmoking

I can hear them too user, what floor are you in? I'm currently at floor 371 and going.

Underground level 42 here. All robots have been dismantled. Safe to come down. Don't forget the password. Any that don't have it will be turned to sex slaves.

youre fucked user

Fine, send the bottle up the mail chute and hop in the elevator, my code for floor 1,002 is 404. Punch that into the elevator and it'll give you express clearance up here

Looks like a praying mantis head wearing an american flag hat.

>hops in elevatir
>punches in 404 with bottle in hand
lol suck it faggot
>goes up

I don't know, the signs are all erased there.
But i've been walking up for 2 days now, from level 238. Saw weird shit.

I just woke up on level 50. About to go out and scavange for food.

>elevator plummets to underground level 44
Damnit, that sub 500 faggot gyped me. Ah well, he's the robots problem now.

Spoopy things happen on the 13th floor
don't go there

I mean, I thought it'd be funny if I were to put dildos in the toilet... Sorry if you think different,

/Lurks in airvent labyrinthe, shallow breathing/

Nice work fellow... wait, sex slaves... oh fuck, the /d/eviants are invading!

these children are not for sale, i've bred them carefully myself

fuck
>arrives in floor 44
>shadilay plays
[radio] anyone know what floor 44 has?

floor 499 guy reporting in, I don't even know where I am, there is no floor number since I was in floor 354. I hear some weird shrieking noises coming from above, they seem to become closer as I go down for some reason, over.

I'm walking around in piss water, you fucker!!

Floor 501 here, I swear to fucking god will you fuckers down on floor 499 hurry the fuck up and not be so god damn loud with the massacres
There's a fucking library up here, just use a suppresser or something will ya

i got reduced pay at guard duty for not keeping up on my worker beatings but i met this nice sub level girl who has only one missing finger today. im thinking of taking her to the slop house once they get soylent green back on the menu this weekend.

You gotta admit that the whole situation is funny though

>notices eyes peering out of airvent
Get back to the creepshot thread voyeurfag.

It's funny now, will be less funny when my socks and shoes dry up and reek of stale piss.

Comin'