Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host
The rules
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, and death
Fortune please
Haro everynyan, gimme my fortune.
Hi senjo I was just going to leave but ill stay now tell me how you been doing lately?
>your fortune says to judge the next movie you see harshly
Ok spaghetti cat
>>your fortune says to not add cheese for you next meal
Ive been meh how about you?
>Fortune seems really accurate
Fortune please.
Why the fuck not
I get that at times also I been doing well I think
>your fortune says to buy that pie now and throw it at someone
Good answer
>your fortune says you will have roaches inside your microwave
Thats good I do hope you are well, sorry if I am the reason you stayed.
Bed time Osaka, im out good night.
Its fine I don't mind at all also night senjo have pleasant dreams
I'll take the risk
Fortune me, you cute bitch.
Look at this anonu I see your ready for anything aren't you?
>your fortune says you must overcome heart break to gain happiness or die trying
Your cute
>your fortune says to not lewd the loils pls
what about me eh?
I'll lewd them as much as I damn well please, thank you very much!
Okey little Osaka
Id like sum fortune
My channel link
discord gg/huXPFcb
Here you go I won't forget anyone
>your fortune says fap to inflation porn for more balloons
Why the fuck are these so random? (Already got a fortune)
That's lewd anonu I hope the sports forgive you
Hi tomato girl
>your fortune says to eat more and more to summon father
Becaue im usually on discord and I suck at scheduling them
Heh I meant sprits
Nothing like being 40' late to a thread, anyways give me my fortune or else...
Else what?
>your fortune says to ask nicely next time or die!
Hi Osaka, I'm a big fan of yours, should I kept my ass virginity or loose it with a trans? By the way do you have ASD?
A nice quick way to die peacefully? Fuck yeah, next thread I'm going to call you motherfucker as I ask for another fortune
I don't think ass is much since its the cock that matters also I do why ask and thank you for the complement
>your fortune says to make sure you really want it and to look out for street lights
Those numbers don't lie also sure I can give you death if you like
ya got any spare change? also i would like a fortune
*deposits three fity* also sure ill give you a fortune
>your fortune says you meet your long lost cousin and fuck without knowing it
will I pass my fucking test tomorrow
Holy sheet those numbers! In ever got even dubs before. Also plz end me
Did you try hard?
>your fortune says if yes then a C+ if no then a D-
better than nothing I suppose
also please charge my charm with your energy osaka
You sure you want to die? *gives you cup*
Sure just give me a pic to represent it
Well, I'm an autistic jew irl so I don't think I've any reason to live
fortune get!
gib fortune
Are you really autistic? If so then just live of like mental benefits or whatever its called and there's plenty of reasons to live I think why don't you try looking for that first?
>your fortune says you pay the troll toll to avoid shit posting
She's cute
>your fortune says to always go for the shoulders when pleasing a alien
I live in south america, no one gives a shit about autism here.
wus me fortune?
Oh i see how are you still alive there its a shithole and try like getting involved in like public services and teach them what it is
>your fortune says to rid the garden gnomes and side with the flamingos
thankyou based fortune poster
Your welcome cutie heh sorry for being werid
Please give me my fortune Osaka
Fortune time please
fortun pleads?
Nice jaguar is it for grape?
>your fortune says to avoid swimming tommorow for it will be unsteady and deep
Ok
>your fortune says to never stop running and hop over fences for cops will be near
>your fortune says a coconut will split on your head
I'd love a fortune!