/sino/ - Chinese thread

I will move to China and marry Ju Jingyi and nobody will stop me!

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Why Shino and kpop thread is similar like this?

拿走吧,我们不要。

那你要哪个呢

because recent sino threads were all posted by the same American who seems to be obsessed with SNH48. However, the weird thing is that SNH48 should be a J-style idol group, but Ju Jingyi literally dresses up like a Korean pop star in the pic he posted. I am also wondering why

全都不要没一个好的

i love zhang yuge and dai meng

>who seems to be obsessed with SNH48

It's more just that i have nothing else to start a conversation with desu senpai. Ju Jingyi isn't even my top 3.

Also SNH definitely goes more for "sexy" than like AKB and such which tend to be more all about cute.

>chinese
>blonde hair
Why?

/Greater East-Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere/

Do you frequent /jp/ to discuss japanese idols or do you even keep track of these stuffs?

I learned japanese from anime and other shit and only watch idols when they are playing mahjong

Got into SNH because i'm learning chinese and china has much less choice in native material.

why she die her hair blonde :(

cater to westernboo niche

Sauce

Most westerns who like asians don't like them blonde afaik

doesn't cater to my yellow fever niche t.b.h

I think it can work pretty well but I've only seen it on boys here, saw a chink girl with bright pink hair once though

Ok, I just got a new obsession

youtube.com/watch?v=X2i7mH40zes

nor are you chinese

I get it now, you meant chinese men who like western women, right? It makes sense now

youtube.com/watch?v=kfihNAtWBaU

yes it's something like

"they are just like the western pop idols"

a lot of the snh members have dyed hair, naturally almost all of them would be black

Can I only use 比 with nouns?

Can I say something like 我吃比你吃慢

de is needed somewhere

我吃比你吃的慢
or
我吃的比你吃的慢

I think it's best when they die just slightly brown.

i'm coming too and marry Jing Tian.

>Can I only use 比 with nouns?
If the character is used as a word alone(not a part of multi-character word), it can only function as "than" in a comparative sentence (e.g. I eat faster than you). And you are right, it can only followed by nouns, 比 as a word itself doesn‘t form phrase like "would do rather than do" in which a verb follows "than", in another word, 比 doesn't often followed by verbs, if any, it should be a gerund. But as you know there is no conjugation in Chinese, the gerund of a verb is just itself.

also as said. de is needed.
de should be actually written as 得. but it's fine to write it 的 cuz we don't really distinguish them in daily life. 得 works as an auxiliary word to connect verb and adjective that follows the verb
e.g. 我吃得快
so if you want to write "I eat faster than him", 我吃得比他快 makes more senses

I kinda have the feeling, that all canadians trying to bait chinks is one and the same person, which would be you.
One shall not underestimate the shit post capacity of maple syrup.

I dont like idols,I like seiyou.

> come to china
> see this
> what do?

>seiyou
*seiyuu
also 能登かわいいよ能登

Why can Chinese post here?
I think Chinese goverment regulate access of Sup Forums because there are hardlly Chinese here even though there are 1.3 billion people in China.

She looks just like one of my coworker.

guess what? Chinese government is so corrupted that they actually collude with Sup Forums official to ban the Chinese user from getting google captcha therefore Sup Forums can charge Chinese posters of 20$ and share it with Chinese government

I need a job in Tainan so I can marry and live with my GF but I don't have a University degree so should I move in with the Indons and work manual labor???

I see.I'm interestead in China(exsept now Chinese goverment and poor people in China).
I'm google about Chinese city.How big they are!

Are you crazy. Just become a German language teacher. You could probably teacher English too.

Are you interested in any kind of Chinese food? Maybe Huaiyang cuisine?

why do you white bois think chink girls are still into you?

that was pre 2012 when china was dirt poor. now every other chink is a millionaire. do you think they liked white guys because of their exotic looks or 'big' dick? kek fuck no, it was because back then they ASSUMED every westerner was rich.

now every westerner is seen as a poor loser english teacher. give up on your little dream of moving to china and fucking fan bingbings and tian jings, it's not happening

t. English teacher

No.I'm interestead in Chinese culture and the scale of the country(I don't know the details of China.I know the details of South Korea because I had studied Korean language.)
What like Chinese TV problem?How do Chinese goverment regulate them?

They're cracking down hard on illegal teachers now. Fritz and your ilk won't be able to teach English (or German) illegally anymore. Now you need a notarised bachelor's degree and work visa.

The days of walking into China and getting handed a job are over.

cucks

>notarised bachelor's degree
In something related to the thing I'm gonna teach or is any degree acceptable?

Depends. If you're teaching Chemistry or Economics, you need a degree in those subjects. If English, any degree will suffice. But again, they don't want non-native English teachers anymore.

I imagine if you're going to teach German, any degree from a German uni is good enough. But I can't imagine there are lots of high paying German teaching jobs

Well then I guess I'll just follow 's adivce and get me a cute jp gf

Blatant violent and porn is definitely forbidden. And they also randomly ban some tv shows or anime which have too much violent or soft-core involved such as Attack on Titans and To LOVEる. In addition, anything politically sensitive is not allowed, like tv shows that satirize ccp leaders is absolutely not permitted.

I get it.Thanks.
You can't criticize your goverment here?

well, i went last time in 2017 and there still were manlet englishteachers with fashionmodel girlfriends, so i think its all fine...

>wide eyes
>Blond eyebrows and hair
They couldn't try too look more western than this

I can even talk about Tienanmen square incident here. but yeah, they might will have this post recorded on a computer somewhere else just like PRISM. However, no one is likely to see my post because it's so irrelevant that no one gives a fuck, so nothing will happen to me

which city did you go to? and maybe in your eyes they were hot, in locals' eyes, prolly nah

Just post some feet bud
You're getting bitter

So you are foot-fetish German who has fucked a bunch of Taiwanese girls, aren't you?

I don't have a Bachelors but I had 3 years training and now multiple years of work experience why can't they see that I am more qualified than some 19 year old fuck who studied political sciences and never has never seen the inside of a company

I need a job and I need toes in my mouth

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lots of cities... and the only places where i felt it would be slightly harder to pull a real qt were HongKong and Shanghai.

also i doubt the would pay girls to model clothes that are "nah" in locals eyes.

white guys just seem to be less insecure, for example dont give a fuck if their 6'0" chinese gf is taller than themself.

>I need a job and I need toes in my mouth
You truly need a foot in your mouth, one with a high enough velocity to break your skull.

*posts pictures of Hungarian translations of Chinese books nobody gives a shit about*

There are 3 levels of irony here

>butthurt

better than pictures of keratinized smelly of girls foot that everybody feel disgusted about

What's the suicide situation like in China compared to Japan/Korea?

When did you realize that 勸世寶貝喵喵 is the most important Taiwanese artist of this decade

NiBBa you live in the kingdom of succ
Go outside and grab yourself a pair

¿Quien?

Can we get a Finposter to translate this?

A bit lower I guess, but I think there will be a major increase after china finishes urbanization.
At that time, all kind of modern city mental disease will strike China as they do in SK and Japan

Also
economist.com/news/china/21605942-first-two-articles-chinas-suicide-rate-looks-effect-urbanisation-back

you can check it out on youtube. seems like a religion singer who is still using video effect from 1980s.

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More than a bit lower

South Korea is amazingly high. 50/100,000 China's like 10/100,000.

South Korea truly is the worst country

North Korea is truly the true Korea

where are all the Taiwanese feets you took. post them up

How is life after the dust storm? It is probably much more clear now

Also, are you the inner Mongolia user from 3 years ago? He was nice and chill like you.

>stuck in fourth stage, trying to go back to first

Didn't actually take any pictures
It's hard to pull off candids outside
At least ones that are worth keeping
And as for the ones I slamsucced, had other things to do
But here's one of my future wife

Feel free to enjoy my travelogue of the trip though

youtu.be/5laqOVjS84k

RAUGH OUT ROUD NRINE THROUSAND INTRERREBS HEHEHEHAHAHHA


Newb !

Why do you like Taiwan Chinese so much?

Cute feet

But German girls can be great

There are two at my university studying abroad like me and we have had good times. Why do you ignore their feet?

Ummm they're not Asian
Once you had the Asian succ you can't go back

I appreciate thy dedication to the feet of the asiatic breed

who else knows that feel to really want to work in a chinese office? (and by work i mean bang chicks in tight business outfits)


t. the other german chinaboo who gets mistaken for taiwan-foot-user all the time

Guys get your fucking cocks out ASAP

chinapost com tw/taiwan/national/national-news/2016/08/24/476425/Population-decline.htm

Can't fix abortions

>How is life after the dust storm?
I assume you don't know which part of china I actually come from so I guess you thought everyplace in China underwent sandstorms but in fact, sandstorm only descends upon Beijing and surrounding provinces just fyi

>Also, are you the inner Mongolia user
>How is life after the dust storm?
nope, I'm the sichuanese user. but coincidentally, I'm living in Beijing now, so I experienced the dust storm. Furniture, floor and everything are covered with a layer of dust. The cleanup is pretty annoying

Yeah but Inner Mongolia is where they start

>living in Beijing and the dust is annoying
Hahaha nice. Originally from near Chengdu or east Sichuan? I wouldn't mind visiting China later this summer when the pollution is lower.

I need a Taiwanese bookstore that will ship internationally
Need a copy of Nono's new book, maybe there's some good foot stuff inside

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How delicia is sopa de perro?

Asking for a friend

"Nobody cares about books"
-Footfag

she looks str8 up brown laddie. like an aboriginal taiwanese, less chinky taiwanese

here's how it's done. succ on these candid hk chink toez

t. Mongol

originally from Mianyang which is about 100km to the north of Chengdu. Besides, pollution might be a bit better during summer but don't expect a single sunny day, it will be always foggy or cloudy as Sichuan locate in a basin. There is a saying "dogs in Sichuan bark at the sun" which means the sun rarely show up in the sky so that dogs find it strange to see a sun and bark at it

Yeah she is part Abo but face is chinky
Her mom looks Abo tho

Wouldn't succ those desu

Come on!
Beggars can't be choosers.

How is Beijing? What do you miss from back home?

I definitely will try Sichuan food.

I am actually an American studying abroad and learning castellano.

NiBBa just go to MeJico