OFFICIAL GERMANY v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 5

1-0.

Ein Wundertor für Poldi.

ENGLEL BTFO TWICE IN ONE DAY

>Time wasting in a friendly

Scotland just tied or drew with Canada's D team

wish I had a dildo honestly lads

No idea why I still watch friendlies desu

We've just seen 4million English people murdered today. Show some sympathy

Stomped

Next plox

This game was shit tbqph


Though I don't know why I expected it to be good

Germans outclassed us with their B team.

You literally spent your evening watching this shit. How pathetic. Do you have nothing else in your life? Fucking embarrassing

>bring on pacy niggers
>suddenly have absolutely nothing going forward

>Germany 1-0 England
>Scotland 1-1 Canada

W E W

>play utterly, extremely fucking shit
>still win
>Podolski scores the winning goal

weird match 2bqh lads

>world cup not for another 15 months

boring friendlies and qualifiers until then

>RATE
>RATE
>RATE
>RATE

Juventus
Barcelona

BVB
Monaco

Atlético Madrid
Leicester

FC Bayern
Real Madrid

>RATE
>RATE
>RATE
>RATE

generous and benevolent england gifting the retiring polish man a goal in his final game. nice tbqh. good show.

i like the idea of a pokey bum wank, but i find that the reality is that my bumhole is too tight and it just hurts and gets messy too quickly

England btfo. Who would have predicted it?

>2017
>still watching england

lel

lingard, rashford, redmond are all shit

How the fuck did England not score against this shit team today?

I can't remember when I last saw a German team this shit

Happy for Podolski tho, perfect ending to a great career

>Farcelona
>Monakek
>Athleticuck
>Buyern

>Implying we'll qualify in a group with the mighty Slovenia and Slovakia

English players are dogshite on large pitches

and the rest

it's a bit like eating my cum, when I'm super horny it seems like a great idea but as soon as I blow the regret seeps in

plus it burns my arsehole, not worth it 2bh

>Leave Jake Livermore to us

Is it sad that tonight has been one of the happiest moments of my year? I asked a question about German accents and loads of Germans responded :)

This has been the closest thing I've had to friendship this year. I hope you all have a happy night

Redpill me on England's starting 11 today.
Are these the guys who are unironically supposed to compete at the next WC?

>he thinks i care about watching my nations team

im watching for more entertaining games with better teams

None of the substitutions had an impact at all.

sleep well

naaw, you were better in the beginning.
Close game.
Enjoy the Poldi`s last game narrative.

bye poldi

>britfags

Michael Keane to Tottenham this summer lads.

what did they mean by this?

>Walcott
>Welbeck
>Sterling
>Sturridge
>Oxlade Chamberlin
>Rashford
>Lindgard

I fucking DARE you to find a NT with this many meme negroes in and around the squad

gutenacht m8

France.

>tschö poldi

makes you really think

france

These scenes are great

good

Botswana

>Coman
>Mbappe
>Martial
>Dembele
>Kimpembe
>Kurzawa
>Pogba
>Clichy
>Sagna

...

England had pretty shit striking options

sleep tight

Now that the dust has settled, is it safe to say that USA > Englel in soccer?

:3

...

At least France have strong, african blacks. We just have meme choc ice blacks

me on the right

our boy

me on the left

Based upon?

England is a joke. Who'd lose to this underwhelming Germany squad?

england.

>ladbrokes
more like
>brokelads

I won't even post the obvious banter

>England captain Gary Cahill, speaking to ITV: "We had the better chances in the game. I think when we look back and reflect, if we'd taken our chances we'd have won the game. It's a learning curve for us."

>muh transition
>muh learning curve
inb4 they lose to lithuania at the weekend

Brazil

>7-1

The time we beat you 1-1

Fair

First half they looked decent t b h

Without Kane, they have nothinng up front. Vardy isn't good enough and all other options in this squad are shit

>Supporting Engerland

Give me my premier league back

if you're the better team, didn't we beat you 1-1?

>Brazil

Pick your battles m8

This is all Wenger's fault.

Somehow.

tschööö :'(

>first goal against Thailand
>last goal against England

Is Podolski a fraud who can only score against literally who's ?

>Gareth Southgate

o i am laffin

>Thinking Kane is good enough

I still have nightmares over Euro 2016

kek

No, we're better, ergo, we won 1-1. You were the ones who lost.

i will miss podolski.

England are lucky that there was a terrorist attack earlier today to distract from this result.

kek'd

'member 96?
No pacy black men

'member 98?
No pacy black men

'member 00?
No pacy black men

die in your sleep

Says the "terrorist"

poldis grandma

England's greatest football manager.
>Alf ramsay bows to the Allardyce
>Owns pie shops and chippies all over crystal palace
>Rumoured to have an IQ of 90
>In contact with FIFA

based poldi

>tfw we are being upstaged by muslims

Should have hired Rafa.

>both poldi and schweini are retired now

feels

feels bad lads