Girls would rather fuck dogs and horses and their own brothers and fathers than me

Girls would rather fuck dogs and horses and their own brothers and fathers than me

What in the fuck is wrong with ME. Why have I never once been an option.

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Maybe becuse you are an ugly, pathetic son of a bitch.

Stop liking Putin , Trump, hating on feminists and leftists. Start loving yourself, then you will be able to love others. Sex will come naturally then.

Because you care too much. You put the pussy on a pedestal. Every time I've gotten laid by a random it was because I was out doing my own thing and the opportunity arose. I wasn't out seeking it which you probably are. They can smell that desperation.

probably
apolitical
probably not

Just gotta try more, and get used to getting rejected, it's not the end of the world

In all reality though, I prefer to fuck dogs and my own cousins rather than normal women.

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Stop asking why brah. Be mature, get a good job. Have a sense of humour, and don't chase the puss brah.

casually say, I think honesty is the best policy, and I think we should have sex. You don't get what you don't ask for.

Post more one finger challenges

This so much.

Stop asking "Why not me," and start asking "Why NOT me?" It'll happen, girls aren't enigmas, they're people just like us.

Also, guys miss out on a FUCK TON of signals. We're just not very good at picking up on that shit. I'd be willing to bet that you HAVE been an option, but you just couldn't see it.

Truth, I used to be beta asf, best mate/roomate is bringing home new girls weekly almost. He would always ask me why I never had brought someone home the few months we had lived together. I always put it down too him being much better looking (and black). Which for sure is true. But after I watched him message a girl "Would you have sex with me?" and not get a 'creeped out' reply. I thought "fuck it maybe I should be more honest"

Perhaps being THAT honest is never going to be you, but I've tried to be more upfront about what I'm wanting (more risky texts ect.) and so far a couple months later ive fucked 5 more different girls, and about to a 6th (before said day, I had fucked 1 girl, twice, in all my 20 years)

I think you misinterpreted being cool as being a cunt

> girls aren't enigmas
> guys miss out on a ton of signals
Are you sure they aren't using some form of ancient code to communicate? Why else would we miss so many of their 'signals'.

a lot of women get so many options that they drown out the white noise and go for the poor but unusual choices

that's kind of enigmatic until you can get her whole story

Wear a better outfit, get a better haircut, find an 12 week exercise program written by a professional and do it.

girls never fuck whiny little bitches like you

and the dogs and horses and brothers - that's porn. those women are whores. and the ones who are doing animals are horribly degraded drug slaves.

if you think sex is like porn, you're gonna disappoint a real woman anyway. give up.

what?

>hating on feminists and leftist
no

Just remember. There are probably thousands of dudes in your community who would fight each other at the first chance to fuck your butthole. They would not use a condom or any sort of restraint on your behalf. Your best attempt to squeeze your butt cheeks together to resist a huge cock forcing its way up your ass would be a futile effort. Someone DEFINITELY wants to fuck you.

You are wanted. You now know that you are wanted. Figure out a way to turn that energy into getting women to feel that way.

> people only sleep with animals for sex and under the influence of drugs
Right

Also. You can get a decent woman to fuck you for $400.

I am girl btw

Also. The single mom will be at least +2 points higher than you could do normally. If the best you can do is a 5 the single mom you can do will be a 7.

Fuck that. Just get a sex doll.

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Fucking a dog must be pretty nice.

user i dont know you, or anything about you
though i want to ask one question

if you were to change places with a girl
one youd now consider a worthy mate
would you bang you? the current you?

if not then ask yourself why not? and what you can do to change that
user you have to be realistic with yourself
you are not meant a mate. you have to take one
lifes not just going to fall in your lap

you lack confidence, put women on a pedestal and are probably fat af.
its always the same story.

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Here's me fucking my sister

Not OP but im well groomed, dress nicely, smell good, funny, and skinny.
I can talk to people just fine, especially older people, I can even talk to girls my age ( 20), however I can't get past the friend level of the relationship, had multiple occasions when a girl had a crush on me but I didn't do anything, I don't know what to do.
I live at home with my step dad and my mom in a shitty house, I guess I don't feel I can bring them to this shitty apartment and it stops me from even trying, parents also fight constantly since I was little and I had no one to look up to, i don't know what's wrong with me.

You could always just go rape one you know.

I'd fuck me. Nobody else will though.

Anyway, you're an idiot. Women have different tastes. Trying to think like a woman is trying to think like a woman while being a man.

Doesn't work that way.

Don't worry, keep at it.

Sooner or later you'll meet someone with a low enough sense of self-esteem, and you'll finally get laid.

PROTIP: It happened to me.

Heheheheh, not OP but this is an interesting question for me to think about so I'll share.

I'm 6'3" ~240, somewhat muscular but still well overweight.
I want to marry someone who could handle having 6-10 children; I've got a good hip ratio to work with.
I want someone intelligent; I think I'm intelligent, but so do most people.
I want them to be happy staying at home doing housework while I'm out making bank, that's probably the thing I'd be worst at.
Hopefully they are well read, I am fantasy-wise but not so much non-fiction or philosophical.
I'd like them to be able to handle the amount of pure autism I spew; I think I could.
I suppose I've got a bit of a jawline for a woman, but oh well.

TL;DR
I'd marry me, if I could be sure that I would stay with me.

autism

You need to set your goals in a different order, op. What you need to do is focus on yourself and be passionate about something that you enjoy and putting effort into being the best you can be at it. It doesn't matter what it is for example, women like men who are physically fit because it shows hard work and dedication, it's not just an aesthetic thing. Athletes are dedicated, musicians are dedicated, getting a degree requires dedication, etc...

Once you start taking your own self seriously, others will too. Your post alone is a huge display of low self esteem and codependency which are both very unattractive to just about everyone, nobody wants to invite more issues into their lives. Get on a path to being a successful person and you'll meet women with similar interests while you're on it.

Because you focus too much on it and it comes off as forced, you dumb faggot.

noice

Gonna need a pic of you before I can answer that OP

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shave your beard cut your hair and lose some weight and start hitting up the bars you'll get pussy

Well, you look like a stereotypical b tard so thats gonna count against you. Have you tried chubby chicks or are you one of those that have unrealistic standards for yourself?

Pandas

OP is gonzo

nah thats how to stay a virgin. dont misguide op :/

You frequent Sup Forums and are autistic.
Kys, your genes are clearly flawed. Your kids will suffer the same fate as you, thanks to your beta genetics

This

Don't listen to this faggot

What game is this?

Look I've known some ugly ass fucking dudes who get pussy (not top quality but they still get it).

If you can't get it, it's not only that you're ugly af but unfunny, socially awkward, beta and retarded.

My advice would to become a fucking man you little bitch

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Author is gay but likes a bit of incest

Do you guys think that, on average, a 5-6/10 short overweight chick with an emo streak would respond well to just being asked for/ told I wanted sex?

>6'3" listfag

Yes

You get what you vibrationaly send out...

This guy is gay

Cool. I'll think about it.

Thaenk fren

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Cool nobody gives a shit fatty

Then why did you respond?

Saying that you want to have sex without explicit consent to do so is assault dude; think about how much you could be scaring the shit out of her no matter how you say it.

Bump

Are sure that's no ur mother