Uncut appreciation thread

uncut appreciation thread
post if you love your unmutilated poker

Uncut master race checking in

>Being cut is the default in america

>Jews literally have america by the cock

>mfw

I'm cut but I think a lot of people who insist on cutting are mentally ill.

I love him and cherish him every day.

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im uncut amerifag. cut rates can vary a lot depending on demographics like location, religion, etc. overall, cut rates are declining. when/where i was growing up it was 80% cut, 15-20 years later today it's 50%. so glad my parents didnt have me cut, i dk why

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Brit femanon here, can't understand the appeal of circumcision. Half the fun of a cock is in the foreskin.

I'm uncut and I don't have skin over my penis head when erect
just so you know not every penis is the same

>literally cutting your flesh off so you don't have to wash it
Fucking Americucks, no wonder you are all ham planets.

ya it's fucking retarded.

foreskin lengths vary quite a bit. mine is completely covered but i can pull it all the way back

>don't have skin over my penis head when erect
that's pretty common
on full erection i can't stretch it over the glans, half erection no problem

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>mfw uncut
>mfw 8 inches
>mfw phimosis

Am i blessed or cursed?

both. see a doctor.

My friends wife had never been with a man with an uncut cock so one night he let her suck mine while he watched. Fucking weird evening.

phimosis is a medical condition and under normal circumstances, a guy with severe phimosis would get infections endlessly, would never even get to see his cock tip, is prone to rip the skin and injure the penis on erection, never capable of having a pleasent, sexual experience.

leaving a dick uncut with severe phimosis is a good idea, huh?

get fucked, you ignorant cunts.

Eh its not bad to the point where i couldn't fix it on my own, i can see 80% of my head just cant pull down all the way, i would but not much of a care since i'd prefer to study in Uni rn than fuck so.

you seem confused
the only guy with phimosis in here

>fix it on my own
like how? steroid cream is perscription-only

Yup, only guy, annoying as fuck but ay, not many people can say they're 8 and a half inches.

I mean I got phimosis and other than the tip being hella sensitive I don't have "infection" problems and and honestly it feels soo good peeling the foreskin back on full erection Idk tho that might just be my degeneracy talking

Hot water and weed my guy just pull back on the foreskin when it's not hard to loosen the tightness that's what I've been doing and so far it's been working

You can slowly pull back on the foreskin and stretch it over a month, since skin is adaptable it'd slowly stretch and i'd be able to get it over the head.

user you're an idiot, phimosis is where you cant pull the foreskin back, in most cases* Like i can soft so i can clean properly but when hard no chance.
>mfw dick too thick

confused about what, you dickhead?
I've had phimosis as a child. parents are in no way religious. was cut at a young age. I can experience sex normally, wouldn't have been possible without the incision. my cock tip is very sensitive, clean, havea lot of precum and no problems whatsoever. get fucked, all you cut-paranoiacs

>phimosis is a medical condition
>leaving a dick uncut with severe phimosis is a good idea, huh?
stop making up arguments. severe phimosis is a legit reason to get circumcised. jewish/muslim rites aren't.

Phimosis is your bodies way of saying you're a beta.
Also you can solve it with just pushing through the pain and not being a bitch.

I remember when I struggled for years to pull back my foreskin, then I just manned up and ripped that shit back.
Stop being a pussy jew cuck faggot.

alright, good luck with the stretching. could be a worse exercise hehe

your phimosis might not be that bad.
there are cases where guys get severe issues with blood flow due to the ring of the skin being as tiny as the fingernail of the pinky. you are risking injury and ripping of the skin, if you don't treat an unhealthy case of phimosis. slight phimosis may not be necessary to treat. it's different from one case to another obviously.

then wtf are you yappin about?

see

Did it ever bother you that you were in the minority?

Thanks user, and hell yeah could be so much worse.

When did you first realise you were different?

did you know you can get a noze infection at birth? Better remove noses of evey child just to be sure

>jewish/muslim rites aren't.
that is correct.
yet the majority of dickheads on Sup Forums think that cutting a dick is NEVER justified and you've mutilated your body beyond repair. both fucking bullshit, condescending arguments.

like this fucking preteen asshole:

>preteen
Is that your best comeback?
Stop being a little bitch, bite through the pain and man up.

you're picking your own shitty fights.
trolling goes in all directions.

cutting the foreskin is a last resort, but it is a legitimate measure to restore health and make sexual activity without pain possible.
surely it's nicer to have an uncut dick, but it's not that fucking awful to have it cut. plus, you never ever run the risk of collecting rancid smegma and skin infections.

no u

>never ever run the risk of collecting rancid smegma

yeah you do. it's just in your pants instead of on the dick.

>cutting the foreskin is a last resort
except if your jewish

then you're fucked anyway

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it's not possible because dead skin, precum and sweat can't collect underneath the skin where there is none. duh!

all religious rites are cancerous and idiotic
orthodox jews are among the most spiteful, degenerate asswipesin that respect.

can you read? it collects in your pants instead of under the foreskin.

>cut guy who never changes underwear
>uncut guy who never showers
same issue

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I got cut 3 weeks ago due to severe phimosis, stretched it for years and nothing worked. Turns out my foreskin was attached to the head of my penis. So far I like my new cock, its almost fully healed. just gotta wait for the swelling to go down more and some stitches to come out.

chiming in, agree with this user.

i couldn't piss when I was a kid, foreskin too tight. infections would result, eventually, this kills the man.

>this kills the man

circumcised when I was 1-2, had 50+ sexual partners, multiple long-term girlfriends. now married with 2 kids.

nobody has EVER mentioned it.

first time I even knew this was a *thing* was reading these arguments on Sup Forums

I experience sex normally, last a normal amount of time, masturbation has never been a problem; again, after 30 years on this planet fucking and fapping perfectly happily, I find out on Sup Forums that its meant to be some major problem and my sex life should be compromised?!

>mfw i've had more sex than all the guys arguing about cut being the only way, put together.

also based in UK so its possibly not as common here. if that was the case, wouldn't one of these women have mentioned it, once?

i would say my dick is pretty small when soft. good size when erect, been told its huge by women when they think thats what you want to hear, but nobody's ever said omfg thats huge.

i think I measured it about 7-8 inches when I was a kid.

tl;dr if you are getting some whats the fuckin problem.

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i had that when i was a kid, when i was 11 i just ripped it off of my glans. it hurt like fuck and now its fine.

>implying I never change my underwear
where the fuck does that come from? are you remotely checking what i put in my washing machine?

there you go, someone who get's it.

end this fucking whole "cut < uncut" bullshit.

wow you're quite thick lol
i don't think i can help you if you can't read

uncut > had to get cut because phimosis > got cut because muh religion

it's really not that hard

it does not collect in your pants, because it can't. there is no basis for smegma. Smegma is a rancid mix of dead shed skin, sweat, precum, moisture. it can not build up on a cut dick, period.

if I had a choice, I would agree. but with phimosis, you don't get to have a choice. it is in the hands of your doctor and your parents to decide. I've had painful infections and it was the only choice.

I've seen a guys dick with severe phimosis, untreated at the age of 25, and that shit looked fucking disgusting as fuck.

FUCKIN TITS OR GTFO! , you know the rules bitch

how dumb do you have to be to think that skin doesn't sweat or shed cells when you're cut? or that your dick stops producing precum?

too dumb for me to explain, so i give your a troll rating of

>4/10
>made me reply

its the

>uncut >

that I have a problem with.

i've had a lot of sexual partners, over 50. i know a guy who has over 100.

i've had an MMF threesome with him.

i've been in a lot of very alcohol- or drugged- up situations where multiple couples had sex in the same room.

i've been filmed having sex.

i've had threesomes MMF and MFF, i've had group sex. i've had frank discussions with male friends, and female friends and/or lovers, about everything to to with sex.

i had a girlfriend who was filthy and liked me to fuck her friends and watch/film.

nobody, not one person, has ever brought up *IRL* some issue about an uncut penis being better in any way!

>I just don't get it.

Girls think your guys are gross.
Well I realize now you guys probably don't care about that because you're showing each other your dicks.

Let's see bro?

it's a taboo IRL, which is why the fight for unneeded religious mutilation is fought on the internets

it all started when cut people posted masturbation stories and 80% involved using lube or handcream. all the uncut guys were like WTF.

how dumb can you be to not understand that there is a difference between:

· real smegma collecting between to layers of skin, no air, no moisture can escape. this is smegma under an uncut dick. it gets thick, yellowish and smelly as fuck, if you are an unhygienic piece of shit

and

· moisture from dick comes in contact with pants - dries up
· dead skin comes in contact with pants - spreads and dries up some more
· precum comes in touch with pants - dries the fuck up
· result = no smegma, if you change underpants everyday like a normal human being

There are uncut guys who literally don't under their foreskin for days. ---> smegma! who would've known!

you are a child.

>4.5/10
go on

can't reason with an idiot like i won't go on. facts don't work with some people.

What a retard.
>If you don't shower you're smellier than a cut guy who showers.
Your IQ must be in the 200s for this amazing realization.

>mfw uncut
>mfw 2 inches
>mfw phimosis
>mfw pearly penile papules

I can pull the skin back when my dick is soft but can't when it's hard. Phimosis or no?

>There are uncut guys who literally don't under their foreskin for days.
There's cut guys who literally don't change their underwear for days. Now what?

i'd say so, a mild case.

whats a taboo IRL. circumcision??

to be honest your comment suggests most about the issue - its the fact most of the guys on here are pure, dedicated masturbators. hence, they believe in the superiority of their un-dipped, un-cut penises, because they are "better" to masturbate with.

i would say I have very little foreskin left. to masturbate, the foreskin is pulled up then down.

i just thought that was normal.

in sex I don't see how it makes much of a difference. maybe, if you can cope with the excitement of a real female, it makes it different, maybe better even?

i'm 40 so internets wasn't a thing when I was furiously cranking it at age 12. i masturbated un-lubed for years, unaware I was doinitwrong.

sure its a bit better once I found out about lube. but how I found out about lube was experimenting with women, covering them in baby oil or using lube for anal. its not better enough for me to say uncut would be preferable.

>real women are preferable!

i only found out about anal sex when I was about 22! these things weren't things until we all got together and started discussing stroking our cocks together on the internet.

all this discussion of flashlights and whatnot. inspector rebus. when i was a lad you wanked off to a porn mag you found in a bush, or you went off and talked to a woman and maybe got your cock wet. i can't help being suspicious that there is something slightly missing the point about all this "my fap's better than your fap"

the fuck are you doing, masturbation-shaming on Sup Forums lol
fuck off

smegma is very common in men who are uncut and wash themselves not thoroughly enough, especially in summer.

cut guys don't get this problem AT ALL. even when you don't change your underwear, there can't be smegma on the cock tip for lack of skin pockets to hold it.
can you guys just hang yourself please?

if you squirt into your foreskin, it is a problem.

you're up to a solid 5/10 now, go on.

ok, we get it, you're a teenager.

protip: your body will not continue to produce uncontrollable levels of precum, sweat, and rancid acne grease.

well, maybe yours will, but most don't.

everyone's skin sheds cells, not just from their penis. its worse when you are a hormonal teenager, but not much different from person to person, apart from you, who remains a disgusting hamlord.

>some of us wash, man.

there is nothing more to explain about it. fuck off with you 5/10, you dumb piece of shit.
smegma is non-existent with cut penises.

>can you guys just hang yourselves so we can continue to mutilate our childrens genitalia

>tfw can't clean my dick cuz it hurts to touch under the foreskin

jews who do it for fun are mutilating their childrens genitals.

doctors who enable you to have a functioning, normal sex life with very little side effects are helping you to be a normal, healthy human being without phimosis.

stop cutting skin for fun and religious rituals and all is well.

>your body will not produce precum, sweat
>smegma is non-existent with cut penises.
this is a scientific revolution, friends. we're witnessing a breakthrough moment in human biology.
can't make this shit up lol.

>4.8/10
points deduction for getting somad

show me a cut dick with smegma, please.
you'd have to lie in bad for days with a plastic wrap around your cut cock tip to build up smegma.

*in bed

>show me a cut dick with smegma, please.
>you'd have to lie in bad for days with a plastic wrap around your cut cock tip to build up smegma.
wait. if cut dicks don't produce smegma, how would it collect in a plastic wrap?
i believe you may have been dropped on your head as a newborn, user.

Dry, scarred dicks. Jesus, are these American faggots defending this?

Why are you so fucking dense? I genuinely feel perplexed that these emptyheads have this kind of thinking in this day and age.

goddamnit you are a special one, aren't you?
trying hard to justify your stupidity in here.

have you ever had a cast on your arm or leg?
i bet your parents are proud of your E's and F's

Your body secretes dumbfuck, everywhere. Groin, cock, behind ears, creases in nose, between toes, fingers etc

Keep yourself clean and there is no accumulation of anything, anywhere.

Fucking simpletons.

they still think they're cowboys in the wild without shower facilities for weeks.
>but muh dick will fall off from the smegma and i don't want to keep showering optional

>uncontrollable
>levels

what we are actually witnessing is a breakthrough in sub-human retardation where by removing and altering the words in what somebody else says, you can change their meaning to suit yourself!

here's your last sentence with the same technique applied:

>i friends witness. can't make them lol.

and all they gave out at your school was gold and silver stars, special needs

>can't even make a legible sentence when given all the words.
>public education

>Keep yourself clean and there is no accumulation of anything, anywhere.
that is exactly what i'm talking about the whole time, you empty, slow motherfucker.

NO DIRT WHERE THERE IS NO SKIN TO COLLECT DIRT
can you grasp that finally?

you just can't stop making a fool of yourself, not understanding very simple causality.

Good thread. Thanks for participating.
If we keep awareness high we can speed up abolishment of this cruel and usually unnecessary ritual.

moist dick high-five

You cock still secretes you slackjawed ladyboy. It just now gets wiped off onto your skanky underwear.

Thick as fucking mince. No wonder they get this done to them, they are too stupid to phase it out through generations.