Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

Youre fat

Before I do that, are you a male to female or female to male transvestite? I honestly can't tell.

responsible honest person / 10

you should take nutrition more seriously and start to exercise

You look good under all that fat, lose some weight mah boi

Just look at you. Why bother roasting?

Do you provide security for a donut shop or something?

I will once you put an apple in your mouth.

I would roast you, but you already ate it

I'm a guy.

doesn't give a shit what women think

alpha / 10

i don't have enough banana leaves, hot coals or a pit big enough

Would take you years to lose all that weight so dont bother
Fat fuck for life, you might as well ask japan to harpoon you a new girlfriend

Look at the shape of you, you are literally a muffin with arms.

What's that a 5xl shirt?? still too fucking tight?

Ur at that level of fatness where its hard to tell if you are a girl or a guy, like you could pass for either.

Why the fuck are you so fat by the way? Did your dad fuck you in the ass until you couldnt walk properly anymore?

Id say you're a sad sack of shit, but that wouldn't be entirely true, you're a sad sack of mcdonalds, KFC, Small animals, probably big animals too, Small children, Some family members...

The only thing sadder than you is a starving ethiopian when he sees you, so then he cries, but then he's happy cause he can drink his tears so he doesnt die of thirst. This is also your greatest contribution to the world.

Someone put this nigga back in the freezer his face is melting.

I would, but it looks like you already ate the roast.

Isn't that picture enough of a roast already?

I bet your the trusted security guard at a salad works.

>Gee Brayden that sure was funny!

Theres not enough charcoal in the world

>Comes up with original ideas

Sieg Heil

WTF are you uncut? Is your dick an innie?

That is one tttttiiiiiiigggggghhtttttt pussy

Serious man fucking lose some weight, it's unhealthy, the road will be long, but it will be worth it

You look's like a comunist bitch

Not worth my time sorry

Too far man

>America: Welcome to America, can I take your order?
>Immigrant: Yes sir I'd like a small burger and water, no fries
>America: Sir their is a minimum BMI and blood pressure requirement. Either order something dripping in grease and fat with a saturated sugary beverage or get the fuck out you lazy dirty negro communist atheist muslim north korean feminist homosexual.
>Immigrant: Fine I'll take 16 Big Macs, 8 McFlurries, 14 boxes of McNuggets with Szechuan sauce, and 2 gallons of all your sodas mixed together
>America: Welcome braze christian patriot, here is your green card, now go make America Great Again! Next in line please!

TL;DR:
You're fat

You've got more chins than a chinese phonebook