Best male sex you is this. Fleshlight launch! AMA

Best male sex you is this. Fleshlight launch! AMA

It has four modes plus interactive

Fast medium slow.
Full depth
Medium depth
Short depth
High short
Medium short
And low short.
180 rpms and this feels damn near to the real thing. Itll milk you the same every single time. 200$us

Any fleshlight you have will work. It locks in using the locks where the lid would lock.

Trying to share the knowledge guys. This is worth every penny.

why not go out and get free pussy instead of having to spend 200 shekles for an autistic fake vageen

Why not? Because every fcking Guy knows getting pussy is sooooo easy. Dont be a faggot user. Girls have toys. Men do too.

because pussy costs a lot more than $200, and if you end up knocking up some random slut its even more expensive.

Sex is overrated, and way too risky for the reward. You can get better pleasure on your own so cut women out of the picture entirely.

>free pussy

I don't have $200. I fell for the college meme.

Nice same fag

How much autism is required to buy a fapping device when you can just go outside? Are you too scared of the sun?

This dude is right. The only ones who go along with even 9/10 dudes for free are trying to get their money through sex. They fuck you for free then they want shit after.

Oh boy and dont you dare not give them shit either because all of a sudden you're accused of rape. Women are trash, dont bother with em.

have fun getting herpes from some random slut, spending nights out at garbage clubs chatting up boring whores just to get sex. You can get the same nut whenever you want for $200. Why fucking bother outside of "hurr durr im a real man and real men get validation through women". You're just being a slave to the pussy you stupid bitch.

You can build a fuck machine for 50$ easily. Please tell me how that is not the best investment that you can possibly make to improve your life.

How good does it feel that you have to spam your own thread to get attention to your autistic invention? Worth while sage, go live in the real world op

What's it called and can I get this on Amazon

Same fag? Were I the same fag you new fag would realize theres more than two posters here.

I believe amazon has it but Im not 100%. Its called the fleshlight launch. Dont go through the kiroo site its not worth it. Get it from amazon or fleshlight.com

I was not talking about some fancy 200$ fucktoy that you can get on amazon.

I am talking about good old fashioned, diy fuck machines, buildt from scratch and customized to your very own preference.

But I guess that faggots and cunts will never understand the appeal of hard labour and creativity.

There are 8 posters in this thread.

Nothing feels like the real thing

You sound like a faggot

>Fleshlight launch
>Googled it
>looked at their advertising
>see this faggot who prefers a piece of plastic to a hot bitch

no thanks, it's clearly for queers

Link?
Link?

these pics are retarded as fuck

In conclusion:
Op is a faggot
Probably scared of women
Got scammed 200 bucks for POS vagen
Op is still a faggot

machineyourself.com

the japs are getting pretty close though

If you dont like it user why are you here in this thread?

I'm just not dumb enough to waste my time on women when there's porn and sex toys out there. The return on investment for hunting pussy IRL is so fucking bad. The only thing you get out of it is getting to feel cool for "nailing a hot bitch" when in reality you as the dude are getting the short end of the stick on the deal every fucking time.

I'll go back to fucking women when I'm not the one expected to pay for everything, have a vasectomy, and I can be sure I wont get a false rape accusation dropped on me. AKA fucking never.

You are right. Some feel even better.
So much better in fact, that they will make it hard to orgasm inside a pussy. The natural stimulation is just not compareable.

Op here. Theres some good troll(s) in here. You wanna waste time trying to be the alpha and get mega free pussy have at it. You know your wasting your time.

You hear that all the time. "Oh you jack off too much/use too many sex toys that's why sex feels worse. It's unhealthy! You should stop so sex feels better (because anything is better than nothing am I right)".

Nah fuck that shit. If we can make things that feel better than a pussy, or use our hands and have em feel better than a pussy, then the pussy is useless. We've just improved on nature.

OP your problem has nothing to do with women and everything to do with your failure to strive towards becoming a better person worthy of a decent woman.

Return on investment LUL
Are you that much of a NEET that you calculate the ROI of fukcing a girl? Maybe you have a sex toy is a good thing because I sure don't want you adding to the human population

Pussy is quite overrated tbh. There is a lot more to sex than just sticking your dick into some flaps.

The partner as a person is what makes it so great.

We can not simulate that (yet) but a good onahole feels nice enough to get the job done. Might be a worse experience than sex, but its still a better experience on your dick. And that is what really matters for short term satisfaction.

Do you not stop and think "Is what im doing worth my fucking time?" when you do shit?

"I'm spending a shit ton of time (and probably money) getting pussy when I could be doing anything productive or fun and jacking off later. Seems perfect, I won't evaluate this decision whatsoever".

Do you just walk around doing whatever your stupid lizard brain tells you to do? Maybe try thinking about shit, you stupid cunt.

free pussy? like yo momy?

I can tell u even hoes are cheaper than an actual gf so stop the bait

Would it be illegal if I strapped that on somehow and walked around in public? Perhaps on a college campus? The male sexual revolution is here! Now you can fap in the movie theater without being caught.

Op hereAs a married man who can get pussy when Im in need theres still always a use for a sex toy. Shes not always in the mood or shes gone for whatever reason and you want a quick nut but with something better than your hand. Im personally tired of using my hand. I hate getting hand jobs as I find it insulting. If she wont suck my dick dont even bother. I can do it with my own hand thank you. Fuck off with that junior high bullshit. Girls have toys galore and guys have very few. And you user saw we are neets and fags who cant get pussy. Every normal guy knows what a colossal waste of time it is to try and pick up bitches. Whether or not its worth it and shes an amazing girl you cant refute the time it requires.

More often than not when your married sexy declines a mega fuck ton. Not every one is the same but theres the adage for a reason. Sometimes its better to leave her alone and let her sleep while you get your nut and reclaim your sanity for a few hours. My wife and dog.

I'll stick with my favorite.

Fuck you, this looks awesome.

NOT a neet, or loser. You all forget one demographic this id's marketed for... Poor married fucks bored of our wives who forgot how to give a by, but to loyal to stay.

I need a perfect bj machine

Those real lips in the ad picture. Damn Id love head from that mouth.

Yes. Well said user.

Op, post dick pics

What's the cleaning maintenance like?

I like your girlfriend :D

Why pay the 200 when you could just jerk off for free if you're that desperate for secks?

Maintenance is easy as really the mess doesnt actually get on the machine. Maybe a little lube on the bottom rubber part. Cleaning the fleshlight is cleaning as normal. Not gf my wife. And heres a dick pic

>queers like pussy

just got my stu