I skipper school today by pretending to leave the house and get on the bus...

i skipper school today by pretending to leave the house and get on the bus, then hiding in the garage since its cold as fuck outside and no car :(

someone post some entertainment

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so you browse your phone until schools's over what do you do?

FeelsBadMan

Get to class you loser

You don't have keys to your own house? Your parents don't have jobs?

Lmao this is what yall call skipping now a days? I used to leave class in the middle of class. I'd just walk out. One time I walked to pizza hut and came back to the class with like 3 boxes of pizza. Me and my friends ate the whole thing.

One time the parking lot attendant caught me and asked me for my school pass. I threw a crumpled up peice of paper into the bushes. He chased after it. It was not a school pass so i started my car and skrrted outta there.

Hell I used to get on the bus to school and then just b line off of campus and to mt friends house. Id smoke the whole day and come back home on the same bus.

You need friends OP. Cool Friends. Dont just sit in the garage.

Just ditch school with a few buddies and go to a bottle shop, bribe a homeless guy to buy you 40s, and get wasted at the park until the cops catch you.

Wtf is the point of skipping if you're just going to sit in a garage all day, might as well have gone to school

What this guy said. Or just take the bus to school and roam the halls all day. Teachers cant legally force you to do shit. If you dont got to class and you just walk around the school the most they canndo is kick you off property

Op how are you going to explain the phone call to your parents? You should have atleast called the school and acted like your dad and excused yourself. Rookie mistakes OP rookie mistakes

This is how I did it the first time, many, many, many years ago. Before upgrading to just walking out when I felt like it. It's pretty nice to become aware that you're free.

Better be ready to intercept that phone call from the school saying you were absent today. That almost busted me the first time.

My school would call spam call my parents with a pre-recorded message saying I missed class that day - skipping wasnt that easy.

That's why you hit the delete button on the answering machine lmao

Op here forgot to mention, im with 2 other friends and we stayed in garage because we wanted to hotbox. any requests or dares?
(nothing sexual)

>hotbox a garage your dad could walk into at any moment? You really are a rookie bro.

Go get food from the kitchen with the J and come back un noticed.

Think of skipping school as a half free day. There's certain shit you cant do if you dont wanna get caught. Hotboxing is risky. If you go inside your house smelling like weed they'll know.

My dare is going and fucking around in your front yard.

Parents are both gone, im not a headass. although we have cameras so thats why i had to sneak into garage, garage is ventilated wont smell afterwards either

How was I supposed to hit the delete button on both of their cell phones? They didn't just call the house - they weren't that dumb.

Dude first things first. Yoy better jope yoyr parents dont get that ohone call of doom

When we went from middle to high school we had to update our contact info, just put my number as my parents number and bam I got all the calls

My school had locking doors and cameras all over. You can't get back in during classes the door sends an alarm to the school cop and he comes and gets you. Also if you're on the camera boom detention. Cameras in the halls and not in the bathroom but pointing to them. Bus driver won't even let you get off at any stop but your assigned bus stop. If the bus was late you still got in trouble for being late. Any car in the student lot was subject to search without reason or cause. But niggers still stole my shit and got away with it.

Did you grow up in the ghetto or some shit?

>underage
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im 2 steps ahead of you user,
my brother gave my school his phone # this year since my parents were still on vacation when it was time for registration, and hes a bigger stoner than i am

Seniors in highschool 18 as of august

when i was younger i'd skip school and delete the answering machine message when I got home

I also 'broke' my schools grade/attendance checking system for all pc's in my house so my parents couldnt check, they just thought it was a error with the program. Years later I told my parents what I did and they just laughed

yeah you need to call yourself in or sign yourself out if skip whole day. otherwise ditching after homeroom is the way to go.

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I got caught on cameras all the time. Theyd give me detention and guess what? I wouldn't go. The school is only as powerful as you let it be. They cant do anything but stop you from coming to school. Which is what you're doing by skipping in the first place. The school cop doesn't usually do shit anyway. I used to fuck around with him as well. Its not a crime to skip school.

Basically they can try as hard as they want but you can be resillient.

School resource officer would "escort" you to class in my school

>truancy

>My dare is going and fucking around in your front yard.
thats a good one, how cold? snowball fight?

just keep breaking them. Administration will give up. worked in my school

Ooooh noooo. Not truancy... not that thing thats on your permanent record no job really cares about.

That sounds cash. Where do you have snow in october.

Ehh its not that cold yet over here, and cameras will see us in the yard. ill time stamp me flicking off a camera if anyones interested

Nope pretty good area way worse now though. They were just anal paranoid about shit and made sure kids not skipping was priority

if you are 18 why not just sign yourself out? you know they could draft you?...mods :(

You mean the thing that the cops will drag your ass into school for right? One kid kept trying to skip but was a retarded about it. At least once a week he would get caught and the school cop personally caught and brought him in each time